What will be your reaction if you find out that your whole life is a show?

Good point

>So that's why I've been so unlucky all this time

Jump the shark and get a girlfriend.

>why did the producers give me such a shit boring life?

Joke's on them I haven't done anything of note my entire life.

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Try and get my show pulled off the air through extreme moral degradation.

based
I bet about 80% of the people that watched me also converted to cunnyseurs

TV is as bad on the outside as it is on the inside.

nope. paranoid people are just self centered retards. the world is not watching you. you don't matter at all to anyone important.

the fantasy is that you matter. You don't. no one is watching or cares about your life.

What was i getting punished for?

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thats not true satan is my best friend

>It's a Truman drinks until he vomits episode.. and the neighbors overhears him and laughs at him again
I'm tired of this show.

>paranoid people are just self centered retards. the world is not watching you. you don't matter at all to anyone important.
>no one is watching or cares about your life.

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>He don't know

Cool avoiding the question, user. Autists like you make discussion of literally anything here impossible.

>Oh shit, did they see when I was 12 and found my dad's child porn and whacked off to it, thinking that it was cool that they made porn for people my own age?

wonder who the fuck would be tuning in to watch something so boring

Kek that would explain why there's so much quality hentai and ecchi getting pumped out these days

Why did they raise him with a normal life and education?
Why not teach him everything wrong on purpose, that way he would never make it on the outside without their help.

>thinking that it was cool that they made porn for people my own age

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Take a bow and exit the stage.

I want to say Who'd watch the garbage I'm up to, but then I remember the kind of people that exist on Twitch do that get hundreds of simps.

marry my husbando who has been faithful to me for decades

...dad?

It Is what it is.

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It'd be freeing actually, I'd literally have no more inhibitions, because nothing is consequential and life is already made. The amount of money dumped on me would dwarf the worth of every single bit actor around me, so I can do literally anything I want. Walk around naked at all times helicoptering my dick around in public. Say the most outlandish, offensive shit (that will probably go on to become iconic, and quoted by the masses who watch me). Lie, cheat, steal, kill, rape. What are they gonna do, arrest me? Not only would the studio fight tooth and nail to keep their cash cow, but I'd basically have been raised a lab rat with no proper knowledge of the laws of the outside world, and it'd be fun to see how the courts handle all that bullshit. Will they put me down? Good.
There are literally no downsides.

Lmao ESL can't even understand the question. Go back to being bombed or something, I dunno. I don't live in a shithole.

tell that to my gangstalkers

We already saw someone like that, he was murdered & the internet crashed for the entire day when it happened

>34 year old neet
>wake up around midday
>jerk off
>get dressed, cup of tea
>sit at my PC for 16 hours a day
>go to bed and jerk off
whoever finds this entertaining has bigger problems than I do

Edgy

Probably keep doing the same shit I usually do because acting up will just cause more viewership and issues. I don't want to end up in jail for raping my mom.

Apologiza to the audience as I masturbate to weird hentai for the secont time today.

Why haven't you an hero yet?

YEE-claw

I had a very strange waking dream years ago and I saw basically pic related. My field of vision was glitching out in red and green static, and I heard screams, distant screams of women and men as this was happening. Shortly after I snapped out of it and woke up for real.

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Maybe the real world is a lot worse than your worst fetishes, what you thought was fucked up was actively curated so no matter what you did it was PG-13 for them at best.

Ask for the producers to send me a cute girlfriend and I'll keep up with the facade for the entertainment of the viewers.

We know, you're not special for bringing this up every time.

far too afraid of death to entertain any thoughts like that. My life isn't so bad. I live in comfortable isolation and just play video games, chat with my friends and jerk off to fat anime tits. whats the point in contributing to society when I'll never benefit from it.

thank god

please get me outside to where the non-fucked world is

uh, pretty much my own mindset.
I only lack the friends part because normies are fucking retarded and everyone on the internet is an insecure sissy or underage

ouch, so sharp

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cool. now kill yourself

Pretty much.

I've seen that sentiment in more than a few limewire nostalgia threads.

Wouldn't really care. It changes nothing as I don't consider other people all that much in the first place. If they want to sit and watch me play videogames jack off go to work and repeat more power to them. If I did find out I would definitely want a cut of that money.

Tell that to Chris chan.

Thats just what the show's producer wants you to think.

But they provided the porn to you. It was catered just for you

I'd wonder if my husbando existed in the real world

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Masturbate

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Total mental shutdown
I would be unable to even comprehend it

I only ask that you show me the sssonic pic in that gif
I have never seen that piece before and now I must see it