Caretaker of developmentally disabled stories thread, please bump the thread if you are reading...

>be a few months back
>working at nigger tommys house
>daytime shift
>tommy niggering around while trying to raid a forbidden and ancient chest of treasure and sustanence
>the trash can
>tell him to fuck off out of the kitchen or ill gas him like a jew in the oven
>he lets out a really loud HEEHEE and runs off
>continue cooking dindin
>hear my name being screamed from the other room
>tommy is on top of a new female staff retardedly slapping a her in the face
>no pants
>full, dripping erection
>kick tommy onto his bed and help her up
>shes a bit red but okay
>she screams FUCK THIS PLACE and leaves
>have to call my manager to get another staff to come in
>bigger muscle nigger james comes in
>nigger tommy cowers in fear
>nigger jim asserts alpha nigger dominance over him
>he acts passive around him
>hes actually decent when nigger jim works
neato

Moar nigger tommy stories plz

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Tards rangler threads are the diamonds of Yea Forums

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im just writing this shit as i remember it so if times are wonky, thank marijuana
>be last week again
>working at a chill house
>but everyone in the house hates one of the resident tards
>a lesbian tard, jane
>mostly reclusive tards
>cast my phone to the living room tv and play snes games
>playing super mario world
>a quiet gamer tard, mark sits next to me
>trys telling me a bunch of facts about mario
>respond with mmhmm and yep and okay as i phase him out and play my game
>jane walks out of her room and sits on the couch
>starts talking over mark
>mark is getting visibly angry
>jane asks me to ask a female staff for butterflies
>butterflies is her word for masturbation or orgasm
>mark stands up and punches jane out of her seat
>jane screams loudly while walking slowly to her room
>try to hold my laughter back as i look at mark
>mark just tells me "keep playing you doing very good"
>game out with mark
mark is a chad tard

>butterflies
Is that a common occurrence or something? Jane getting masturbated by a female wrangler?

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Also is rape that common a thing. Jesus christ I know they are basically animals but damn. You don't get paid enough to do that job

Top kek

Bump

well he has some serious mental issues and physical deformities, he acts on instinct with minimal thought to what he does, and jane used to be in a lesbian relationship with another lesbotard, she associates all women with her first sexual experience and she was raped a lot by her brother. obviously all the names i use are fake, cant be violating a tards right to privacy and shit

also one more before i fuck off to take a shit and shower, it was a long day at work today (i really dont get paid enough for this shit. heres a kind of sad one)

>be last year, week before
>be chillin in the living room
>old person tard house
>working overnight, deal with shitty asses maybe once or twice a night
>one of the tards has pneumonia
>usually nonverbal beddridden tard lisa
>check in on her every hour per company instructions
>shes been quiet all night but she is breathing
>come morning
>she is wide awake and looking at me, breathing very shallowly
>fucking actually asks to be washed
>oblige since its when she would usually take a shower
>use a warm rag to wash her and wipe her down
>dress her in new pajamas
>she says thank you before falling asleep
>smile and leave as morning shift arrives
>get back next night for night shift
>her bed is empty
>passed away an hour after leaving
>died in her sleep
>rip lisa

one of the few times i cried out of sadness and not frustration at working with tards

if this thread is bumped a bit more, ill be back, if not then whatever, have a good night everyone. feel free to share tard stories or retarded encounters with people on the job/life

before christmas*

I'll bump for ya user. And this story is depressing af

RIP lisa. poor ol girl.

Keepin' it goin'

>is only quiet when stalking his prey
>ricky the raptor
This is why I still come here

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bump

Bumping
This is a good thread

bumping with a quick story that still makes me laugh
>be in 5th grade, 'Kyle' is in my class
>classroom has a couple computers in the back of the room
>Kyle is a total psycho lad
>"okay class we're gonna be learning about magnets today"
>teacher hands a couple magnets to somebody and tells them to look at it and pass them around
>magnets get passed to Kyle
>Kyle immediately jumps out of his seat and fucking sprints to the computers
>starts rubbing magnets all over the screens, colours warping everywhere
>girls are screaming "NO KYLE STOP"
>boys are laughing like mad and encouraging him
>teacher runs over and takes the magnets away
>computers seem fine, still working but...
>whenever. you. typed. something. each. word. had. a. period.
>all. of. our. essays. and. assignments. looked. like. shit. for. the. whole. year. and. also. for. every. class. that. was. in. that. room. afterwards

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Damn, this one was sad. You helped her feel nice and clean, comforted, so she could go in peace.

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>kyle

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>Damn, this one was sad. You helped her feel nice and clean, comforted, so she could go in peace
Gotta be clean before arriving at the pearly gates getting judged

Le bumpy

this whole thread

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There was a guy on here back in the day who posted a bunch of tard wrangling stories. I fucking cried I laughed so hard.

I'm saving this one, will upload the collage if I manage to not fuck it up, bumping for time

>be me
>5th grade
>go to restroom
>walk in to see tard with pants pulled all the way down using the urinal
>has dark brown fluid going down right leg as he is pissing
>looks to me and says "itss barbiecue sauce"
>image still haunts me 10 years later

im back, fell asleep in the bath
posting a story soon

>be me
>in elementary school
>need to use bathroom so head in
>need to piss
>walk around to corner
>a tard is with his handler in there
>wait wtf
>tard is pulling his pants down and facing away from urinal
>handler is trying to stop him to no avail
>tard shits in urinal before my eyes

>tard shits in urinal before my eyes

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>be me
>tard wrangler extraordinaire
>be early 2020
>covid hits the US
>company is freaking out
>tard named dave is at least internet savvy
>internet savvy for a tard at least
>heard covid would hit before all the normies who work for the company
>always wants to be special to stand out
>thinks he is a super saiyan
>right before covid was the new thing we took the tards on outings in this specific house
>dave would start licking any widely used public surface
>licked handles, doorknobs, fucking licked a urinal because he wanted chinese dna
>after every outing he would cough on us and in our faces
>me being a shitlord, i wore a mask at work because i was wise to daves shittery
>que everyone getting sick with the coof cept me
>que nigger jim passing out at work
>que dave in the hospital with the coof
>que me laughing at dave for not becomeing a super saiyan
fun times

>be me
> in 3rd grade living in suburb outside of philly
>new kid
>just moved from chicago and end up starting school after xmas break
>one day, excuse myself and go to bathroom
>walk into the bathroom and start peeing at urinal
>hear the door open and an adult voice
>”OK, take your time. I will be out waiting for you once you finish.”
>door closes and I glance over my left shoulder to see who just walked in
>really skinny kid with cargo shorts and a scrunched up face
>immediately realize he is special needs
>mind my business and continue peeing
>over to my right, there is a small drain sitting in the middle of the bathroom floor
>tard kid stands behind me for a few seconds
>im uneasy and i have a hard time finishing my pee
>kid walks aways from me after what feels like an eternity of him being behind me and staring
>walks over to drain and starts pulling his pants down
>what is this kid doing?
>kid starts making Arnold Schwarzengger-like noises from something out of his early movies
>”RAWER-LL, RAHH, RAHHHH”
>wtf.jpeg
>Starts screaming, “GARTH”
>a log starts to emerge from his asshole and gravity is accelerating it towards the drain.
>gtfo and leave.
>as soon as I walk out, tard wrangler walks in. He knew something was up

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boomp

>Be me in mens restroom at the mall washing my hands.
>A potato walks in
>looks like he has to go really bad
>Starts peeking through crack of each stall to see if occupied
>Starts rattling a locked stall
>Guy yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
>Tard yells " i THAWWY"
>Tard looks around frantically
>Walks up to the urinals
>Pulls his pants and under wear down
>Sits on the urinal
>Screams "OOHH MAMMA! OHHHH MAAAMMA!!
>FARTS LOUDLY
>Hes shitting in the urinal
>everyone stares in disbelief
>i do a 360 and walk away
>Mall security walks in
>as im walking out the bathroom all i hear is "OHHH MAMMA OHH MAMA!
>Security yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!?
>FIN

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>Be me
>Be in school and suddenly I feel an urge to take a piss
> I go to the bathroom
>Go to one of the urinals
> Suddenly, out of nowhere a tard bashes the door and starts to scream
> He goes to the urinal next to me and takes his pants off
> His pants are on the floor
> In the middle of the piss
> Tries to concentrate so I can finish it
> He starts screaming even more
> Im done, get the hell out as fast as possible
> Didnt even wash my hands
> Starts hating tards

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> FARTS LOUDLY

holy fuckhahahahah

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Someone call Houston....my sides are in orbit.

>be a few weeks ago
>new tard comes in to replace lisa
>its some female tard that constantly masturbates and squirts everywhere when shes done
>she rips up her pissguard we in the industry calls a chuck and wipes plays with the silica gel after it gets soaked up and expands
>be working nighttime
>go in and check her brief (diaper)
>soaked
>tell her to stand up
>she gets her blanket off
>completely naked save for brief
>huge orangutan tits with very light nipples pointing at her feet
>cringe in disgust
>take out large baby wipe and start wiping her down because fucking silica everywhere
>get to her pussy
>some silica in it
>ohno.jpeg
>have to clean it out
>thankfully wearing gloves
>start picking engorged silica out of her tuna scented nightmare forest of black crab grass
>she starts thrusting her hips
>lets out little moans and starts drooling
>try to pull my hand back
>she grabs my wrist with a deathgrip to turn coal into diamonds
>fucks my hand
>squirts on me
>i vomit
>put a pullup on her, call my manager, and tell him im leaving so theyd better find a staff member to deal with this shit in the next half hour

i ahte my job but it does pay well

>got molested by a tard
BUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

homie had liver disease

>and then everybody clapped

>schwarznegger-like noises

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It's all fun and games until someone gets raped by a yard...
Then it become hilarious

Good story OP.

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topkek

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Shit like this makes me feel blessed the people I take care of can't get up on their own

unfortunately was not the first time, now that you unlocked a buried memory

>be when i first started
>years ago
>working overnight shifts at the time
>easy house full of retarded bedridden guys
>just asswiping duty i suppose
>do my rounds and get to leos room
>leo is an old nigger with buck teeth and a huge nigger nose
>nose is larger than regular nig noses
>hear him breathe from space
>open door
>get on floor
>dinosaur
>but no hes in bed with thick blankets on
>his eyes are closed so i think hes asleep
>lift covers to check his diaper
>hes slowly milking the fattest, biggest semichub cock i wouldnt have words to describe
>the only thing close would be is putting a bald midnight black dead ferret
> he opens his eyes wide and says in the most southern nigger retard voice
>"ICECWEEM SUPWISE!"
>fires huge load onto my star wars sweater
>scream "fuck" as i walk out his room as hes laughing like Sylvester Stallone
>wash sweater with every chemical besides bleach to preserve my shilling to george lucas
>toss it as it still smells like retard nigger cum

I requested never to work at that house again on condition i cover for every other house. a mistake i only slightly regret as dealing with nigger tommy is far worse

>call my manager, and tell him im leaving so theyd better find a staff member to deal with this shit in the next half hour
I'm just shaking my head imagining a workplace where that's normal to just say 'fuck this I've had enough for today' and then still expect to have a job

>Star Wars sweater

You deserve all the tard juices, soigoy

wrong pic. my bad.
check em'

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