Waifu thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Rice is always nice
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity
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You guys wanna play Among Us?
All caffeine no sugar.
you should,interesting I could use something like that
how did you get a bit deaf?
yes you mentioned it,give a second thought on that wish
no angry here
Me when I break into the armory.
Yes, angrier!
I won't, ye, headwraps are comfy, warm when cold, cool when hot.
Idk, since a kid had it, but it gets worse with age and loud stuff, construction site and army certainly didn't improve it.
I need scalpels. Go get me some. Not for eye, I need to stock on them.
>Log into FF14
>Spawn in Limsa
>First thing that pops up in chat "Prepare to get pegged"
They want me to pay for this?
Stocks are for losers tbh. Fire wildly in a direction, if you shoot enough you'll hit.
not angry
not angry..
you sure?,I could try one yeah
what about hearing aids?
what for? are you trying to have an accident with so many scalpels around?
no sad either
You can report them and they get banned. (:
Erp is not allowed in public.
Lmao, just have faith in God and your targets will turn into caulanders.
Get angry.
Maybe. I ordered military grade mufflers. They also heighten low sounds, aside of blocking loud ones.
No, I stock up on medical supplies.
I don't really care enough tbh.
IDK what to even do in the game at this point.
yeah,expensive?
why?is that even legal
why not
too tired
>Claiming
Do MSQ, dumbass.
Uhuh. 70 bucks.
Because I can. Yeah, it's legal.
Candy.
But why? What is my motivation?
I want loot, not words.
this happy place see
not bad,ok just save the receipt
Just skip the cutscenes?
Lol. Play pvp maybe?
Sleep angry
Heck yeah, I'll broadcast it on twitch and say its a charity stream to support autism awareness or something and people might donate emone.
Then I'm just running and talking to 1000 random dudes.
People play PvP?
What server do you play on?
Light.
>
thanks
goodnight
All three people watching.
Oh.
how bad,yes you never know,looks heavy
yes
D is almost always trash
That hurt me :(
Sleep well, dream of totons.
Ti totons and grose totons.
?
Baddest. 30 days free return. They list the weight in there.
I transferred my EU character to US servers a while ago. Now the only people that I know play are on EU.
But why would you do that... US servers are like, if you set fire to a house, and people still refused to leave.
Meant to reply to you too. Henlo.
Yes.
I did it because when I played on EU, nobody was really online, and queue times were long.
>queue times are long
>healer main
Can't relate.
Why no pants? (:
Because plot
I'm a tank main now anyway. I can't either.
Be my healer and my bottom.
I don't understand this plot but I like it.
Tanks are instant duty pop.
I can heal you but if you do wall to wall and don't use your mitigation I'll murder you myself.
so short
that's bad,return it all in a single day,helm heavy
I'll be sure to randomly superbolide for you.
Don't mock my height. I'm a shortking.
U a baddie. I don't want to.
I'm not getting a helmet. Helmets are for chumps, I just catch bullets with my skull.
I have benediction exactly for your kind of people.
I don't know what that even does.
At least my main catgirl isn't a Dark Knight.
Benediction heals 100% of the target's HP, instant cast, recast 160 sec iirc.
I'll make sure to force you to use it, then superbolide.
Gunbreaker is one of the more self-sufficient tank. I mean, it's not a healer class like Warrior is, but it's pretty decent. Plus gun go boom.
I meant the skirt
I'm not,don't then its all good
catch them with your teeth
happens
hello~
Hey, I'm just the streamer. Everyone else is more entertaining than me and make the stream fun. I'm boring, so I can't say anything.
I don't use it. I only ever pop it after res, or after a skill that drains hp to 1.
Basically, I'd rather let you die before wasting it.
It's not even a gun, you just make a sword explode.
You like it don't lie.
You are, ok I won't.
Are you telling me to catch a load with my mouth?
It do be like that
How are ya? It's late.
sure do
no I don't think so,good
I don't remember saying that,not judging here
Then I'll use you as build up to my V-tuber debut.
Luckily, I have an ability that makes me have exactly 1HP.
Though I never really need it. At least it's easier to use than Dark Knight's zombie move, and somehow less risky.
It's like a rifle with a bayonet except the opposite. Also, it's cool AF and befitting the exaggerated swagger of a black catgirl.
Ok I lost track of the thing.
The mufflers have an aux cord jack too.
But also makes you invulnerable,
Exactly what I use benediction for.
I like machinist better.
*Almost invulnerable
Mechanist is a virgin DPS gun nerd, I am a Chad Tank gun cowboy-samurai with chaps.
Plot best
Okay. Sounds good! I'll draw a picture of you're v-tuber and then... Uhh...
Too bad you can never experience the full Gunbreaker experience because you refuse to do MSQ.
Nice. Did you get your heater fixed?
Yes its fixed now
As long as you put me as a PNG on screen.
Or a JPEG to be funny.
I want to smack monsters, not talk to some twink.
Fashion is more important anyway.
somtiems...
Getting sleepy already. Will try to study a bit more before going. And you?
take a nap
vibe to some limp bizkit