g/fur thread
G/fur thread
Cus drunk guys are a turn off for me, just had bad alcoholic parents that ruined it.
>Cus drunk guys are a turn off for me
based
hey gents
hmmmmmm. kinda hot.
It just makes me kinda giggly and happy. Thankfully no angery.
>Thankfully no angery.
Angry or weepy drunks are so goddamned annoying.
I have sent an email and voicemail to local cab company. Will do so for one or two more and see rates and if they even contact me back in time lul.
if not, guess I gotta make my parents drive me 80 miles. that'll be fun.
Thanks fren:)
I don't cry or get angry or anything like that, thankfully, yeah. It's pure happiness and giggly feelings, lowered inhibitions.
Looking for a pic where a guy is getting railed through a glory hole and another guy is masturbating listening to them. They are in a changing room on a beach
is amazon a good place to look for cages? I don't want family to get suspicious so I'm gonna run a test package with a pack of t shirts or something, gauge how they react, see if they ask about it, see if my bank records just say amazon package or if they actually list the product, what the package says, etc. and then if all is inconspicuous enough I might try and go for it
rimming is gay af snarf.
get a PO Box you noob. Amazon is full of Chinese knockoff dropship shit
>I don't want family to get suspicious
i knew you were 12
wish water based lube was easier to clean without going to the bathroom and getting soap
water based lube should clean with water only, its constituents are water soluble
but like a lot of water. like shower
>open paypal account
>move some money over to paypal
>the bank will just show a transfer
>then proceed to buy your stuff
>?????
>PROFIT
And if others open post adressed to you, they are shit.
I bought some metal ones from aliexpress back then and after some sanding they are decent. But all plastic ones are trash because the plastic smells horrid.
Concentrated saltwater works great for that. It stops most lubes from sticking or being slippery.
can't afford a car, can't come up with a reasonable explanation for a po box, I'm fine with chinese shit as long as it won't chafe or break and permalock my cock
I didn't actually think about paypal, I'll consider that if the test package fails, I need to get some more t shirts anyway, but I'd probably have to buy it off amazon because they'd definitely get suspicious if it was anything other than that or I guess ebay which I don't wanna risk
why cant you just buy the shit¿
underage b&
>ebay
bought a drum mag that came from pic rel a while back, it was apparently shipped to me the day before I even bought it and it never arrived
the lesson is dont buy from ebay and if you do, make sure they arent a chink or a jew, they practically the same and will rip you off
I can but I live with family and they can see everything going in and out of my bank account since they set it up under their names like 3 or 4 years ago
time for a new account
call them all manner of slurs if they disagree
then smash up their hard drives if they have any
cant you make an account of your own?
well I would but then for the period between now and when the air force will give me a contract I wouldn't really have a place to try and sneak sex toys into, or sleep
>it won't chafe or break and permalock my cock
It chafes from friction/movement and rough edges.
Thats why a good fit is important and the cheapest quality often has burrs.
And the locks are really easy to escape - takes less than 2 seconds to open with an keyring wire. Permalocking is the least problem you'll have.
More important you don't want it too small to cut off circulation and not too lose to chafe or slip off.
Yup.
Sexshops are also still a thing if you're old enough^^
But you pay like 3 times to 10 times extra which is often not worth it.
hello sergal friend.
what a shame.
you joining the airforce? great, we'll practically be coworkers when I provide you with the latest in arab incinerating technologies
working towards a job at an aerospace company, mainly want to work Lockheed but I wouldn't turn down Boeing or General Dynamics either
fuck Whorethrop Grumman, they have been infiltrated by the jews
hi flynn fuck Whorethrop Grumman
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how are you doing mate¿
>Most expensive crash in history
>pimped out the tomcat to iran
im good getting sleepy wish my sergal floof was here to snuggle
how u
night homos
rolling some joints for later on, playing some vidya. doing great.
g'night homo
nini borb we luffs u
have a good night avian friend,
Night me
now I gotta shave my face. reeee.
Lewd.
you don't have to if you don't want to
I haven't shaved that
what you watching?
those satisfactory restoration videos?
my facial hair is ugly fgt, and that's objective truth. also gotta be all smooth.
good news. eErin and cmdoing well
up to you
want me to shave anything?
do you boo
unless it's more hair than penis than probably yeah. otherwise nah.
yuken posted that he's got all the good stuff
>those satisfactory restoration videos?
nope. once i realized theyre just taking good things and chemically treating them to look worse than they are i stopped watching those
all kinda videos i finally watched every mr ballen video so now im scrounging, a lot of tech stuff right now
Sleep well
You work in or plan to building or maintaining or flying these?
The quality of military stuff is beyond everything and industrial art.
For example this beauty: youtube.com/watch?v=rgJFJTSohdo
Even the simplest parts takes a team of wizards that dedicate years into this.
I can't have that unshaven for longer than 3 weeks
fucking christ how does other people's hair grow so fast?
literally zero hair on my chest. friend of mine? hairy as a bear.
just bothers me for some reason, doesn't grow that fast
I don't think
im just very hairy, men tend to be hairy :o
are you implying I'm not a man?!
yesh, I wish to be responsible for making life hell in the middle east, directly or indirectly
cm and erin are cuddling that is all
boy am I jealous.
hey waz.
lmao maybe bad luck with genetics, but I think being hairless is hot.
Hey Flynn
well exactly. this is my natural extent of hair growth outside of pubic hair, pits and head.
>tfw no one to cuddle into sleep
gangster Ralsei?
>gangster
looks more like scene kid-kinda in that image.
you're so lucky user that's like the ideal amount and location for body hair i wish i was this hairless
ayo?
im just a little more hairy than u, except I have some chest hair.
Just to cause destruction?
And why just the middle east?
:(
camping trip
the trips of tum!
because the rules of war are lenient in the land of sand niggers and it brings me great satisfaction seeing families being torn apart, knowing I get to live another day while they have less than 24 hours to live
pic rel
damn dude that's a bit descriptive, I was just joining to pay for college
id love go camping with you
if i hear familiar voices calling me from the dark forest at 2am ima go check it out
basically the stereotypical warcrime scene in every war movie but wearing a lab coat and glasses rather than night vision goggles and a helmet
ye, feels
kys
Got it - sadism.
I thought it was political or another motivation.
did just start feeling this way?