So my gf is on the pill but has to get rid of it because it gives her high blood pressure and it could lead to a stroke...

so my gf is on the pill but has to get rid of it because it gives her high blood pressure and it could lead to a stroke. Condoms are not an option because they feel like shit for both of us and I'd rather not have sex at all. Her doctor said she should get an IUD, she gave her a choice of three (all hormonal) options.

I have a feeling this is gonna suck major ass. Her doctor confirmed that she is unusually tight so the insertion will probably hurt like hell, I've read of women who were completely traumatized by the procedure and couldn't have sex for months. Also I'm not really thrilled by the fact that hormonal IUDs "disable" her period, because that just can't be healthy or positive for later fertility no matter what some jewish scientist tries to tell me. I've also heard a lot of guys, including in my own social circle, complaining about getting "poked" in the dick and basically not being able to have sex in positions that go deeper, which would be most of the pleasurable ones for me because I'm on the larger side.

So is it that bad? From what I've heard and read it'll basically nuke our sex life, and we don't really do anything besides having sex, so we could just end it here

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just wear a condom you're both fucking retarded

Daily reminder that you didn't have real sex if you used a condom. Learn to pull out you lightweight.

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Try different condom brands and types it took me a while to find one I liked. I'll only use that one specific type and nothing else. I've been Facebook stalking this girl who can't avoid tragedy. She got an IUD and complains constantly about it. It's not 100% effective either and I have felt them in sex even though fingering.

isn't there some thing they put in your arm or something

Oh, I did try a lot of different brands and different sizes, we had condomless sex for half a year before she went on the pill. I was able to tolerate it back then, but we recently tried them again and I go to wet noodle in two minutes because it feels like fucking a plastic bag.

also, even if I somehow could get used to them again, condoms just suck, they take away any spontaneity ("ok we were just making out heavily, just stay put while I open my drawer, fumble around with the condom, oops wrong side, another one, oh shucks it's been 60 seconds of turn offs and I'm soft again, welp let's just go to sleep"). Plus the "good" ones are ridiculously expensive and I with our frequency of sex I don't really feel like blowing a billion dollars a month on condoms

Beware of copper intoxication. Have been reading stories that these devices do that.

When i was 16 and my mom found out i was having sex, she took me to get an IUD. I had it for 3 days and had to go to the emergency room and get it removed because it wasn't in correctly and i was bleeding from it.

After that i started using NuvaRings and have used them ever since. I just took mine out like 3 months ago (im pregnant now) but before that i had unprotected sex hundreds (if not thousands) of times and never once had a baby scare.

Look into Nuva Rings or Depot shots. might cost more but def better than stupid IUD.

My gf just got an iud and now the strings jab my tip.

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in addition, she had small and honestly not that well shaped boobs before going on the pill, which have now over the year since she started taking the pill grown into nice, well formed C cups. since she'll be having a lot smaller hormone intake they'll probably shrink back to their old size, with possible loose skin and sagging.

I didn't care back then because they were the first boobs I saw but today I'd find that even a little unattractive in all honesty

copper IUD is not on the table as of right now, her doctor only gave her three hormonal options

HAHAHAHAHA dumbass goyim

I’ve been pulling out of my fertile gf for 2 years and it’s fine. I even bust in her in the few days before her period, it’s not rocket science

anal, duh. solves both your problems and has the added benefit of being more clearly aligned with your natural state, faggot.

I've heard of those things and they seem like a safer investment, but her doctor didn't suggest that to her. I'll get more info from her tonight, she just texted me all this. maybe her doctor just doesn't know what she's talking about, like 90% of women who are on birth control in my country use the pill and the other 10% use the Mirena

Then don't have sex.

nigga anal isn't something you do every day if you don't wanna become incontinent

i used nuva. highly recommend it. worked. i'd take the ring out the day before i was gonna get my period, id have a short (like 2 days tops) period, then put a fresh ring in.

only downside is cost and sometimes guys got freaked out when they went to finger me and they felt a piece of rubber inside me lol.

Ever consider a vasectomy?

I been using the pull out method on the wife for a few years no accidents yet. But it's been months since we had sex, marriage sucks bros...

Put a little rubber band around your foreskin and use that as a natural condom

wanna have kids later

on the flip side, it gave me something to fiddle with when i was sitting around bored or laying in bed at night lmao.

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Yes but it's the same as the pill so it won't really solve the problem

Wow sounds like you should just break up and be fuck buddies. If your relationship can't survive without sex just get out now.

please stop making retarded hormonally fucked babies

>Marriage sucks
Marrying the wrong person sucks. Only marry someone who you can openly talk about your deepest darkest secrets and tendencies with and they will share theirs right back and actually work through arguments with you in a non highschool drama fashion.

Iud feels like a spider biting the tip of your dick, fuck that thing

>it's been months since we had sex
this, at least you admit it. most of the people who say "just pull out bro" don't have sex regularily, and considering that you could nut directly on a fertile egg and it still only has like a 50% chance of actually being fertilized, you can't really go off of that. there's sperm in the precum, if you fuck her using the pull out method regularily you WILL get her pregnant sooner or later

Haha you think just cause you can tell them anything they still wanna fuck you. I can tell my wife anything but that doesn't mean she is gonna climb on my dick.

They can actually be reversed now, although it's expensive. There may even be a procedure where it can more easily be reversed later, like with the insertion of a clamp around the epididymis. The surgery isn't that bad and if it was a clamp, you wouldn't even have to smell your tubes getting cauterized after your testicle sack is sliced open.

Vaginal Ring might be the solution to your problem. My wife has it and you don't feel it as a man also the hormones are released steadily and slowly and not at once like the pill. So you don't have these sudden hormone spikes which can cause shit. She hasn't have to take it daily too so she can't forget and say oopsies babe I frogot to take the pill.. guess no pussy for you today - she just can't pull that off dude

>If your relationship can't survive without sex
A relationship without sex is not a relationship. this is a cuck cope

>b-b-but m'lady still loves only ME and she thinks about me while getting brutally railed by Tyrone, Jamal and LeShawn! Our relationship is strong enough to survive without sex!

Get a vasectomy done retard.

Only kikes would say that. Gtfo

>They can actually be reversed now
doesn't this have like only a 30% chance of success, and even that only within the first 3 years, after which the chance of success drops down to near zero?

>anything i disagree with means ur a kike
ok retard.

*goy
Goyim is plural

Nice strawman... Still a kike

>deflecting
still a retard.

If sex is gone in your relationship just because you got married then someone wanted the relationship for the wrong reasons or there's a hormonal issue.

can one thread on this fucking website for once not derail into jew hatred

I mean not that I disagree but it has nothing to do with the post

Diaphragms are a forgotten but viable option.

Durex air condoms feel surprisingly good even to my death gripped dick.

Would not recommend hormonal IUD as the adjustment period can be a real rollercoaster for her.

It can be done pretty reliably now at later stages from my understanding.

remove your balls, gain an extra inch and not have to worry about kids..ever

>digits czeched
Well, you're on Yea Forums, of all places, and you're in the sewage rendered shithole known as Yea Forums that makes rotting corpses smell like Cashmere Woods.

Find a stash of Today's Sponges

I've been on once a month sex for the last three years. Not quite, there were a few months where we had sex 3 times at most. My wife has birth control problems as well. Had a horrible reaction to a poorly placed IUD after the second kid, got it taken out, we started using spermicides those were causing frequent
infections/irritations. Back on the pill HUGE mood swings and when she gets bad it's the end of the fucking world. Tried condoms lost interest as soon as I put it on and couldn't feel fuck all. We had sex ONCE when she was starting her period and she got preggo had to abort. Now she's got the IUD again and it's not so bad but she gets mood swings and rarely ever has any libido.

So you think you’re sponge-worthy?

Gf is doctor. Got IUD recently. I'm sure she'll be fine. Wouldn't worry so much OP

Get Clue.
Track the fertility window and avoid having sex anywhere near it.

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Try some of the ultra thin condoms like Durex Air or Okamoto etc. They’re still condoms, but they feel surprisingly good.

It's more like 90% for the first three years but that is still a big fucking 10% chance. They really should subsidize sperm storage but economists hate the idea of a shrinking demographic when all economies are based on infinite growth

you realize that the more you use condoms, the faster you become putting em on rite?

you could even include them in the foreplay, let her put it on you.

if you have issues staying hard while she jerks you off and you get the condom on, you must be 70 and should be on viagra or in a box.

Those are all I bought. I'm cut so I'm not fucking myself inside the condom like uncutfags

Yeah I hear you, I’m also cut which sucks. But the iud/bc mood swings definitely suck. I wouldn’t want to go through that myself, so I was so glad my gf got off bc. I usually can’t cum with a condom and I can’t stay hard about 50% of the time. But I’m ok with it.

Putting them on is no problem. It's putting your dick inside and not feeling anything at all after

>But I’m ok with it.
I'd rather just jerk off than deal with the humiliation of a dysfunctioning dick.

the answer is natural, obvious ans simple
make babies

only do this if she has a regular period. a lot of girls have irregular periods so their fertility window can't be predicted reliably

ELAINE

not really a viable solution for people who don't have a stable life yet. the times in which college students could raise children via small side gigs are long gone, and most people only become financially stable in their late 30s

you realize thats a psychological issue i hope?

if you think those extra thin condoms prevent you from "feeling" anything, youre delusional or just wearing wrong size condoms

judging by this thread i assume you should go for the extra small asian ones

Get a fucking vasectomy so you never reproduce faggot

>8 billion people on this shit ball planet
As if that's a bad thing...

like someone else said, "feeling" while putting them on is not the problem, it's the loss of feeling afterwards. also, putting on a condom breaks the flow, no matter how well you integrate it into foreplay. not to mention the psychological aversion of "aw man, I'm having such a great time right now and this stupid thing is gonna ruin it, leading me to mindlessly thrusting for an hour before having an incredibly unsatisfying orgasm, if at all"

you said it yourself: "psychological aversion"

get the fuck over it, stop being such a pussy.
you dont lose any feeling with a condom on. it doesnt break your imaginary "flow".

stop taking sex too seriously and start having actual adult fun where you can even have a laugh during it without losing "flow"

>you dont lose any feeling with a condom on. it doesnt break your imaginary "flow".
>stop taking sex too seriously and start having actual adult fun where you can even have a laugh during it without losing "flow"

tell me you don't have sex without saying you don't have sex.

tell me youre an immature 15 year old with insecurity issues by literally spelling it out

You can get some pretty decent thin condoms from Japan, they're about as thin as latex gets I've used the Okamoto brand off of amazon. There's also non latex condoms like the trojan supras that we like.

Jesus people just take the fucking pill and remind your partner.