/bleep/

...s/t?...

nani... どこにいますか?baka

What the fuck

still in the night I should be knighted

I got the feeling that youre braindead :/

House party nearby I'm bringin weird guys

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any garage man in ?

Lawrence

youtube.com/watch?v=fmZ_nkEkZ_c

youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n3XaOruM5hcRf8pwIlNSzFsoI7TIrZusc

not proper techno but awesome garage house

Fetty Wap

Fucking based

tfw couldve went to his release party half a year ago but got really ill

How do I get on the local college radio, lads?
Do you need a.. personal connection or something

youtube.com/watch?v=OwbI9IY9Roo

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le me skimming through some public spotify playlist like a boss xD
when suddenly le epic banger appears!!
youtube.com/watch?v=1n7TUiY96B4
(honestly though, what a fucking monstrosity, holy fuck)

Also had a dream about my friend's younger sister who happens to be a DJ on there.. Might just send a cheeky friend request. Yeah
(I'm not asking for permission don't worry)

>4x4
Yuck

is he any good? never listened

youtube.com/watch?v=GBKsrG9l8NY

huh?

4x4 techno is more boring than drone

youtube.com/watch?v=CnjEzx7Glr8
youtube.com/watch?v=gIkvvGeQdok
youtube.com/watch?v=RgK7fdG15Ns

first one is a pretty solid effort at todd edwards type o tune. this lad has got a weird looking catalog lol looks like monstercat or something but i'll be impartial because i cannot deny that that first tune pumps.

gosh, ive really slept on kylie. fixing that today.

i just really have a thing for the kind of percussion in this track
im not gonna listen to it on its own but it will be a very strong addition to one of my sets

lol

checked

Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

alura - sweet trip

Literally who

youtube.com/watch?v=PxiKmFu6kAY

nice track m8

youtube.com/watch?v=wRSuV_H2iek

ganja dragon

there's one inside all of us :) Jahknows

Chillin..

youtube.com/watch?v=javVcGRafTw

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*okhand*

Any pardner in :)

youtube.com/watch?v=AfpcQbTHkXw

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ah yes the chalwa

*rips bong in half* Haha

Damn...

youtube.com/watch?v=ndQyVA3j_G8

Who's off to overmono live av set next week

whenever i have a good night it's always tarnished by the paranoia and shame that i feel the following few days, and start otherthinking about moments where i think i came across as a ketty mong, annoying cunt or left a bad impression - especially if it's with people i don't know very well
i've often gone wandering off with people i bump into but don't know very well, but i only ever see out and about

For me, it's weed

immensity of death > immensity of social anxiety "lbr"

youtu.be/ipNQ5j2DuMA

youtube.com/watch?v=HCO6idMTmP0

Why's the tune so fast.. Makes me anxious haha

wavey

youtube.com/watch?v=ganLY2drpzs

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soundcloud.com/der-heine/ich-verschmelze-mit-dir

good shit

junior junior junior junior

am I the only poster on /bleep/ into 90s house

youtube.com/watch?v=EVXgjzVrYeU

:"

youtube.com/watch?v=i69fsH54kKg

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i call dibs on sampling this tune btw

uhm guys... I hate models debut lp announced and no one's talking abot it?

:/

make you feel that rhythm
movin thru your system.......

youtube.com/watch?v=mvCWixYjfYY

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Like the legend of the penis...

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nobody here is head enough
me? already knew this as i'm quite the head...i hate models, boston 168, 999999999, the list goes on

Unironically one of the best house bleeps m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8u5-CnmJk8

I dare u to argue

love this song

great tune yeah :)

Unironically one of the best drill bleeps youtube.com/watch?v=XfPl3Clsrnk

Like my status if you agree

Unironically one of the best ardcore bleeps youtube.com/watch?v=3Svn9SlxmDc

Upvote if you agree

Don't ruin this for me, D*vin

Dj sammy castles in the sky

Upvoted

am I the only poster on /bleep/ into 00s minimal techno
youtu.be/54B73LuEiRY

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tinder is good again, lads. dont worry

youtube.com/watch?v=Km3unkE1BMs

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youtube.com/watch?v=Vyymxi0wENE

is patrick topping the only good tech house producer there is

youtube.com/watch?v=wkrm-EIBRQg

youtu.be/3DJKVu8oA8s

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Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles

youtube.com/watch?v=tz1aZq3axgg

anyone else completely miserable and considering suicide

youtube.com/watch?v=200tmiDdht0&list=RD200tmiDdht0&start_radio=1

theres a lot of decent tech house from the early 2000s.

no retard

try ayahuasca

youtu.be/VUWLMWPBi5E

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=lffXSf_FBsU

ACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD

youtu.be/SGR2zphF9MM
youtu.be/C33JSiq308s
youtu.be/GaPT9h1UpBE

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more like FLACCID loooool

youtu.be/hll0U7NOagk

I've seen 2/3 live

youtu.be/CiG9D2P0hZQ

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boiler room is literally the only place where you can see melanin enriched people that can't dance lmao

ok but what do you think about the video, is a good mix imho

Slobby

youtube.com/watch?v=X7qqDhDYGoo

I'm feeling the immensity of death, lads..

youtube.com/watch?v=rl1a3oZdMvI
check out the spaced out shirtless black guy though

thats how you know you arent hitting up nearly enough events man

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nah the problem is i'm not the one putting on events around here. pitiful state of things

can you name more than 3 reasons for not moving to a city with a better clubbing scene?
friends/family counting as not 2 but 1 reason

yes easily

youtube.com/watch?v=IIzbpfv_rB0
youtube.com/watch?v=VU-WA7H_mXA

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if you were contempt with how things are, death wouldnt feel so big to you
life is about taking chances

>techno that doesnt feel like sandpaper to my ears
youtube.com/watch?v=FcKJ2aKGI_g

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youtube.com/watch?v=rWNSTM61Ym8

Because clubbing has changed. It used to be about celebrating the human condition and the celebration of technological progress Now, it's just an endless series of revivals celebrated by the higher echelons of society, created by artist who receive just enough income to make their next track, that are discarded as soon as the hip new RA article declares it's all about African music or the like. Legends such as Larry Heard and Jeff mills are left to dance like monkeys for crumbs, while artists of the old guard are dying of heart disease and foreclosing their homes.

Club music has changed.

youtube.com/watch?v=RfNJIE1iDz8

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of course i agree with you, overall the scene is at a weird spot right now, stuck between more people beginning to take interest and a lack of progression because people want what they know
i can say for myself that i know at least a handful of clubs in my city that are just about the music and about the feelings that it sparks and i still feel that same kind of intimate magic that i often miss when i see people dancing only to be seen dancing

Saw Mills this past weekend at DGTL festival, mans old but he still got it, one of the most if not THE post energetic, powerful and masterfully played techno i’ve ever heard.

youtu.be/Bqy24kD74zU

youtu.be/LQq2M27IifQ

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Listen to his BR set with Jackmaster man, I dunno if it’s still on YouTube but on SoundCloud you’ll still find it. Easily one of the best House sets you’ll ever hear, Helden’s tracks with Jack’s mixing is pure gold

>if you were contempt
lol are you french? that’s a very french mistake

*jawbreaking yawn*
I’d told you to shut the fuck up but I’m thankful that you’re helping me to find sleep

youtu.be/mfAlIFb34KM

youtu.be/F5wxm3oYfvc

youtu.be/wElYo3dkBI4

youtu.be/hgZeieWuoFI

youtu.be/gS6bUfhPTgA

youtu.be/oqnVRs4fo0g

Of all these my personal favourites are for sure, Latmun and wAFF

Death seems immensely good in comparison to this timeline, yeah

llf

>300mg caffeine
Tunes for this feel?

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>no /untz/ thread
the absolute state of things

half my family is portuguese, i am pretty much fucked in terms of happiness

Lads...

we should open one, yesterdays untz was cozy

We should open one IRL

youtube.com/watch?v=7FD_sKRmhxE

Boys

kook :)

Fantastic. Never heard it until just now

i just fucked yo bitxh in sum gucci flip flops

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Nice
youtu.be/W3J9-OvxNpo

still 'rate' Teklife tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=da67r4WE5BY

i just did a bunch of percocet with some strippers

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ej6My7e6o

is that you, YEET?

huge tune btw thanks

Textasy is ready to blow up any second I swear

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youtube.com/watch?v=na7lIb09898

Caffeinated

youtube.com/watch?v=fOu7ZvsQvts

youtu.be/wZc0S6fgidA

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HENTAI
.........ES
THETIC

youtu.be/lfG4BExj-bE

TOP RANK SKANK!!
youtube.com/watch?v=5snOHDjWMKg
youtube.com/watch?v=5snOHDjWMKg
youtube.com/watch?v=5snOHDjWMKg

>lofttapes.bandcamp.com/
very sick tune but damn that's quite an output

Yo dubby is this shirt 'kino' in your opinion

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shit but oddly satisfying tune

@2:24

that's the same preset Wiley used in Fire Hydrant!!
youtube.com/watch?v=JsGEbR-KPTg

grail/10 would wear with my rick owens trousers and shoes while roaming the streets of shibuya listening to aesthetic chill tunes /10

youtu.be/fB9S1BqEE0I

Absolutely love law enforcement officers and all the work they do to keep our society "safe"

youtube.com/watch?v=4jfDvMOqovY

Is that legal

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Glad we're on the same page then. Copping 2 of em now

youtube.com/watch?v=rZNuQtWOmzI
wtf..

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>youtu.be/fB9S1BqEE0I
great tune btw. its too fast though

honestly get the appeal of synthesis but too "lazy" to not just resample other peoples synths/sounds

would get tired of a hardware setup fairly quickly i think

acab 1312 baby

>psilocybin
For me, it's meth and heroin. Economics

youtube.com/watch?v=wVFtIrcRDbs

some of the vilest creatures to ever exist on this planet tbqhhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=zDZe5GehhvE

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i guess it's all about a healthy combination of the two, eh 'lads'

It’s not a big deal.

I agree from an artistic standpoint, but can the literal audio quality/bitrate of resampled sounds match the quality of sounds synthesized straight into the DAW?

I guess so huh

on lazy days i take grainy samples, sample the grain and lay it all over the fucking track

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stay uncompromising

depends where you live
here in Canada it's "uncertain", you can find """medicine men"""" willing to give it to you for a price

if that opinion is based on programming softsynths then u got the wrong idea lad. Hardware synths can be either menu diving nightmares or ez pz idiot proof matrix that would make any hack program something decent in a few min. Once you get past the basics of synthesis, its all the same. Add a few FX (compression and a nice reverb box) and you'll never get tired

eugina makes me cry

>if that opinion is based on programming softsynths
Yes lol
Cool will cop a cheap synth on Ebay or w/e once the income inclines thanks dubbi

youtu.be/HbObszLmn38

onions el beeper

go online and read on what synth does what and what are they geared to, lad. Lots of them are engineered for live performance, others are for studio menu diving nerds and DAW integration and all that

realistically, you'll grow out of your first synth unless you spend good dosh on an actual good quality unit and not korgs flavor of the month "analog" piece of shit, all riddled with problems like constantly going out of tune and cheap built. I'd say don't rush it, save a good chunk and get something good the first round otherwise you'll fall into the "I NEED gear to make bangers innit" trap

I NEED to make trap bangers to make $$$ innit
youtu.be/OwbI9IY9Roo

only ever made tunes with a desktop, keyboard, and mouse desu. not in a rush yeah but it'd obviously make synthesis more enjoyable

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>trap bangers
flstudio + soundgoodizer or w/e is called is all you need. Save your money to rent the lambos for the video

soundgoodizer, the conoisseurs phattener

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>flstudio
Too hard to use desu. I'll stick to Ableton haha

Was last using this compressor/limiter though and I remember it working fairly well

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this is a VERY useful tool it has some absolutely astonishing utilities

huh ok will try to use it as more than just a mastering plugin haha

my opinion tho?
too many "artists" makin shit without thinkin about what they're makin. awful

youtube.com/watch?v=NsfWQ4JQTvs

yes i am jealous of "artists" who profit off of redundant, tired, dead sounds

I had 300mg of caffeine and a tallboy and I'm fired up, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=KBToPvkvsDc

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FTW (Fuck The World)

youtube.com/watch?v=6md5RSnVUuo

Deko you don't gotta delete your tuneposts. No shame ITT :y

youtu.be/KuNheZqfnsM

Grimey

youtube.com/watch?v=R82scJ241lw

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love how easy it is to make grime haha

Oi

youtube.com/watch?v=yqYkQPenGug

Fucking huge, yeah

this song at 4:40 MARK E SMITH!
youtube.com/watch?v=1Mb8mu23gqY

youtube.com/watch?v=0ULOskkv7XQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9sZZJKAbyZo
youtube.com/watch?v=fDONBRgDXRA
youtube.com/watch?v=yb7mOEe8Tiw
youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU
youtube.com/watch?v=5A0bxC5WyJU
youtube.com/watch?v=P36Z-tn6qM4

unironically ""percy"" inna di states

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*Offset voice*
OFFSET

>at 40:40

Yuh
youtube.com/watch?v=0zHYjBTD05k

youtube.com/watch?v=9vHEtin2qsM

U was at the club

>mfw just got permission from my #1 to hit up a side h*e

youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio

Based

Good night, guys :)

youtube.com/watch?v=oq92El716Fo

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UK waking up here

youtube.com/watch?v=6HTR0BiFehA

do americans even post here? i dont think they understand the culture or the music

see
Read up. Don't be lazy

pard here, just wanted to say that brits can be astonishingly dumb sometimes

*whispers intimately*
offset..

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How do you effectively use this VST?

I downloaded it and honestly didnt do much for me

just used it as a mastering bus and tweaked presets to make my tunes bigger. the other dude could help you more

alesis 3630

I said I'm kush pack Marley

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=8rn9Jcs1vXI

voigtmann is heavy

youtube.com/watch?v=cZIsr9TjI-U

Post comfy downtempo stuff:

youtube.com/watch?v=8_-mzgKZnHs

nice
youtube.com/watch?v=s6q9HtooQWE

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Can I get into mixing 'n stuff with a DDJ-400 and a little time ? How hard is it ?

Can I get some recs of stuff that sound like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=G2FrPDzm9hg

very easy if you already know your tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=sNbqN9TbdnE

how is she so cute bros

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maybe
youtube.com/watch?v=ULMabI1JXDs
youtube.com/watch?v=75na8kYziZU

no
youtube.com/watch?v=DLX6jvbpt4w

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>Gotta Let You Go
Sorry, I prefer Never Gonna Let U Go
youtube.com/watch?v=YFjp4hpbc98

'bait' tune tbqh

anyone know of any good synth vsts

preferably with a lot of good presets because i dont have the energy to make my own sounds

was using the arturia v collection which is great but they started crashing for no reason all the time so fuck that

y/n
youtube.com/watch?v=jrbVUG_3-h8

Massive

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Sega Dreamcast

>preferably with a lot of good presets because i dont have the energy to make my own sounds
try to find the energy, there are few things more satisfying than sound architecture

Beam me up Scotty

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move slow think fasss..........

>there are few things more satisfying than sound architecture
tru tru

any man still listen to RA podcasts

need a solid mix for cleaning house

youtube.com/watch?v=CwfEQFN--PY

alri

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not bleep

I can never fuck her, she's always high

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soundcloud.com/enterthedarknet/4sgmku1ohstm

skimmed thru real quick, cool stuff
thanks

dislike RA but always love a new ambient mix

soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/ra674-jonny-nash

what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=d7LwJvOO0NI

can someone post some happy hardcore im trying to get into it

youtu.be/1jgB4b6UQbk

youtu.be/xWNzZYCOyEE

youtube.com/watch?v=PzUNqVbTjEc

*adjusts glasses*
electro is bleep therefore rap is bleep

youtube.com/watch?v=Tuael8ti1-g

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youtube.com/watch?v=xlT4aXLlFgo

ceephax boiler room recording

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i absolutely agree
youtube.com/watch?v=St1eAWY22Wk

very solid
youtube.com/watch?v=IrKtPiztL1w
youtube.com/watch?v=ep4-fFfEahE

wew sick tune

yikes type tune

>DJ Tameil
damn i remember being baffled when i first heard his shit in ~2013. so sick haha
youtube.com/watch?v=LH_wUOOnGsM

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found him while cratedigging last year, my life never was the same

yea jersey club is serious shit

youtube.com/watch?v=u6zR4nWsmFs

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youtube.com/watch?v=7tw9WBw8EH4

feeling very thankful that industrial techno is dead lol

onions

el beeper

For me, it's Salvia

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onions mexicano jaja

youtube.com/watch?v=VhJwBOBi7K0

ah yes, Industrial

I don't like it tbqh. 2short and pointless dissociation that doesn't go anywhere

youtu.be/ZhhUSZojpX8

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ngl rollin up 2 di club inna di black vneck is peak

I saw Ansome once and he was good
I also no longer feel the need to see another industrial techno act ever again

youtube.com/watch?v=yo4pmauhugo

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Nice tune

Yeah if you dont smoke enough it just feels like a waste
If you go deep enough tho you can live thru a lifetime in the span of 5 minutes. Pretty dank desu
youtube.com/watch?v=xpKiy0AJn4g

I eat the weed

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youtube.com/watch?v=8qC7PljPZ4Q

this is unironically a tune tho

this tune makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

clean house clean mind

youtube.com/watch?v=8LJqoRMyFSo

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i like the beat but somehow this tune is so boring. baka bird man

gonna sample every tune itt

sick
youtube.com/watch?v=4NKlINMYcF8

>My eyes are closed but my third eye open
Damn...

garage
i dont care about garage

In :)

youtube.com/watch?v=R-2z3Tk-F-Y
youtube.com/watch?v=iR2tIyj8_y8
youtube.com/watch?v=kyanOxQdZu8

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>The Black Madonna
>is white

Hmmm

So Christian comes over to me because I'm looking sorry for myself...
Was a long fucking night, too much fucking tequila .......
He said are you a child of God? I said no
I’m the father of humanity. He smiles as if to shrug my comment. He continues with some Christ bullshit.
He said do you know anything about the bible I said yes, I’ve smoked it

He fucks off looking defeated.

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yt catholic ""progressives"" i s2g lads

friendly reminder that Pope Francis is actually a 6-ft tall shapeshifting reptilian

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_x70sxjU0s

youtube.com/watch?v=6fX0HUHpBSU
Evening Y'all
youtube.com/watch?v=7XX9052tA74

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>255 replies
>46 posters
Someone please, PLEASE go and gun down USDJ outside his mudane suburban Californian home.

looooooooooooooooooooooool dubman btfo

get stomped

listen to this
it dont sound like garage

i fucking saw that dude in paris once
i swear to god he was still wearing that fucking beanie beret and kilt i did like a quadruple take

>"Goldie"
>is a black man

>surgeon
>probably only cut up like three or four people

this lad carries that dorky look it relatively smooth tbqh
tfw no hel looks finnish qt gf

youtu.be/WAaACt97py0

you would have to be fucking nuts to try to make a living off of this scene now

head you the first time

see
youtu.be/P_7T9Hlgxbw

so thats what this is all about

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“Are you man enough to take the bleep pledge?” Shouted the old Gang weeder triumphantly. Chad grimaced. Veronica winced. Droves of Gang Weeders saluted.

Veronica could tell they were not going to like this, but she could make out a few of Chad's friends around him cheering.

"Oh, Chad! You're in your car right now! You're going to shoot these scum! Don't you want to hit 'em? Now you are the worst people on this planet!" Shouted a voice from behind with a sickening growl.

What the fuck!?

The Gang were shocked when Chad got closer and their faces went red with surprise at the sight of the man's naked body against the windshield of the car as it drove away. Veronica wasn't surprised. She'd seen Chad that many times on his motorcycle, and she knew what he did for a living. But, as she watched him drive off, she became aware of something.

"Shit, it doesn't look good…"

Based

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the absolute STATE of things

Shit, it doesn't look good…

tune

>Actress
>man

seek help

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i no longer fear death. i embrace it, infact *tightens rope*

youtube.com/watch?v=5cs-lO6OKH4

I swear he's just using a proxy at this point, guys. I'm scared

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Good night, thanks for the sample btw :)

fpbp

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Morning, technoslav reporting in
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started my day with a can of coffee and a liquid dnb set
this is it, fellas, i feel like im about to die by old age

Posting great mixes
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why is the lot so comfy, lads?
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fellas

And our dear fellauettes
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bigggg nice one

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KNEE

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who here surfin the corrosive waves

Nostalgic sine waves
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kneed gf

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Lads how do you make house

Nuclear submarine waves
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run obscure 70's American funk b-sides through shitty old Alesis compressor, add a kick

nice
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Time's up
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I wont ever get over you!

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Nah bruv, /bleep/ and Yea Forums's a dickhead ting. Shall I tell you why it's a dickhead ting? I'll tell you why it's a dickhead ting.

Let me show man something, alright, it's bait I went jail for time. Before I went jail - WICKED MAN TING. Triforceguy, Junglist, Sofanaut.... Rah. Cooltop, Banjoman, Hampus, Weebteam cru... People couldn't go there. Understand? One of the baitest threads was when crazyaga done the suicide ting, and all the guys just, boom, yeah. That's when I remember the board from, yeah, and I fell off from it: gone jail, come out, got yutes. Big man now. Last year I said to the yutedem - not even this year, I knew it was disgusting this year - come now, we'll go /bleep/, I'm a big man now, defend you and that anywhere man go. We'll do the ting.

So we gone /bleep/, waiting to see all the heads and ting, Tensnake and that, everyone doing their ting. Now, I know I don't like their posts, but there's some sounds where it's bless and - it's that, innit? Boom. So I go there, and bruv, the first post I saw... Look, furthermore, the first time I gone there on a modern flexi was when I come here with TFG, and we done the promo for Don't Look. I clocked the baitness from that day. Anyway, I gone there, and the first sounds that come thru bruv, there were bare boydem coming thru all going,
>"lool xD"
And I'm like, why's everyone moist? This sound's being fruity. Alright, next ting. Then, the next sounds come thru. Everyone's moist again.
>"Loool beg man post the pic xDDD"
But I'm looking at everyone, and it's like - yo, you ain't been violated by reddit and that, like, you done this to yourself. So I stopped man and was like, yo yo yo yo, why's everyone, like... And man say to me,
>"B A T T Y C R E A S E xDDD cornetto innit, fabricman dan, beg man post it XD"

Bruv! WHAT is cornettogate? What is everyone gonna move to Hyde Park and get on the ice cream ting? Who the fuck is Dan? He from East? Like, break this down for me f a m. So, it's a dickhead ting.

But yeah bruv, cause I couldn't get that breakdown on the spot, it's a dickhead ting innit, so let's just wait for the bashment and eski sounds, I've never been a shitpost guy, they've gone mad innit, understand?

Then, boom! Next sounds innit, bare boydem still! Everyone doing it again! This time, I see man posting anime pics with grime, and man are calling the float "anime grime." Are you mad? I thought, this time yeah, I'm definitely gonna ask about this anime grime ting bruv, everyone's just gone mad. To me, it's just a way of being kawaii and everyone going along with it like it's hard. Anyway, man was asking the guy, and he was like
>"Yeah, you don't watch Eva or FLCL or, fuckin, Non Non Biyori, you just don't get with it bruv."
>*Lordie laughs*
So yeah, to me, it's a dickhead ting bruv. The boydem mashed up /bleep/, there was always bare boydem, but now it's like, you're not even maintaining the peace f a m, you just wanna profile everyone, Hiro is putting his nose in this ting. You think you can pree /bleep/ by getting anime in the ting, get everyone to be like cattle, go through these sounds here, next float, nice and easy bruv. Bruv! I can't even see the float! There's bare boydem dere! MOVE OUT THE WAY! I can't even see the float for boydem!
>*Lordie laughs again*

Like, f a m, every time the danposting stops everyone's like "Wheeey," but bruv, wicked man ting, back in the day we'd have just kept going forward, start the pushing ting, can't stop. That way, people falling over, they have to fall back. Or, get the fuckin horses out, turn into a riot. Even now, you got the anime boydem controlling the tunes. Like you can only have one hype tune at a time. What has Hiro done, threaten these man like "Oi if it gets too hype..." Bruv! Back in the day the tune posters would have been like "Bun babylon! Fuck all this 'calm down' you know!" Everyone's got no arsehole!

chavs on a comedown

Baller, thanks

Dubby

Where is s/t
Where is SWMS
Where is Spyro...

Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shot. People like you make me sick this is why our society is so fucked up today. People are so fucking full of themselves they wont even stop for a moment to help someone in distress. You are seriously the lowest of the low, actual human scum. I hate the equenics are controversial so that you were allowed to be born. Earth would be an infinitely better place without you. Your mom never loved you and your dad fucked your ass every night. What a waste of oxygen you are you dirty fucking subhuman. Kill yourself and never show your face again. You will become a pathetic, ugly little piece of shit. I swear it and you will die of natural causes for all the garbage you throw down your throats. I will keep telling you all of these things until you know I am not your father, you will never be like anyone else or have any hope in

jesus dude take it easy

I love you, dubby.

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Damn... lets take over the world, Dekook

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NEW ONE

U did not answer my question dub man....

hehe