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Robert James
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Zachary Thompson
Thomas Roberts
Suzuka claimed.
Why thank you, Tsuyu.
How are you today?
Noah Evans
Hello Suzuka claimer.
Better now that I'm home. How about you?
Oliver Jenkins
Fine atleast oldfags could tell me something about them without mentioning the people.
Sebastian Lewis
those are cool, althogh i have never seen one personally, at least not that i remember. Post a pic when done!
is yummy
Luke Ross
I'm good, thanks. Just finished my taxes and filed online. Can't really do anything on my car today because the weather is uncertain. So now, it's just time to relax. Maybe watch Forged in Fire reruns until the new episode tonight.
Going to make anything to eat? Or just relax?
It's kinda an unspoken rule that we really don't talk about them, as it sometimes causes them to start up again.
Oh really? They're gaining in popularity, so maybe you will see some soon.
Will do, but it'll be a few days perhaps.
I just remembered I bought a GIANT one of Reiko from Golden Boy for the rear windshield as well, and since her bike leathers have the Castrol motor oil logo, I'm going to place an actual Castrol logo sticker underneath. Should look cool.
Henry Parker
I am the schozischizosest poster
It was a literal random. What?
Cute, handsome, and sexy.
The girls is alright too, I guess.
Brody Hughes
Ah yeah you mentioned them yesterday...or the day before, I'm not quite sure.
Relax for now. Think there's some pasta for later.
Adam Butler
Pasta sounds good. Dinner for me is six or seven hours away but my kitchen is getting really empty and I need to figure out what I'm going toneat. I have pasta. Maybe rice though. Or a frozen pot pie.
I like making spiral pasta with olive oil, and adding some of that fresh garlic paste that comes in the soft metal toothpaste tube. And black olives.
Owen Jackson
Caleb Scott
I am Adachi Persona 4.
I hate society and women.
Carson Nelson
Literally me when I see a woman in my monitor.
(Not outside because I don't leave my house)
Ayden Foster
I am here to post Earth, because I like spending time with Earth more than chocolate
if you want the meaning of a schizoposter, I think it's supposed to compare an user to someone who hears voices or sees things that don't exist, or whatever a schizoid and a schizophrenic exactly means. I have no sources on this but my own observations. It's seemingly used to describe posts or posters which are wildly difficult to understand or follow for the person using the term, mostly in a way that has the accused schizoposter posting about a lot of seemingly unrelated, nonsencial things, for example, flooding a thread because of a personal quest for revenge because of a very convoluted and ever-changing accusation the accused schizoposter makes.
I am Duriel from diablo, I hate skeletons and skeleton mages
Adrian Wilson
Mason Reyes
>pot pie
Ah is that like a meat pie? We don't have those here but they look pretty good ngl.
Sounds alright. If I liked pesto, I'd say it'd go with it pretty well too.
Hello Earth user.
Grayson Bennett
My name is Schokolade... do you not want to hang out anymore...?
Kevin Robinson
I don't want to start some weird events in this thread so I will stop asking.
You did not saw the previous thread cutie ?
Gavin Mitchell
I don't even know what a woman is.
I sell Skeleton and skeleton accessories.
Dylan Williams
This is what we get for bullying lillie.
Evan Miller
We get it. You want us to bully Lillie
Justin Murphy
Takane!
>Ah is that like a meat pie?
Pretty much, I think. Like the American iced, frozen microwave version (they really are very gud tho). Diced chicken breast, carrots, peas, gravy, in a little pie crust. The Marie Calendar brand is the best by far.
Julian Wright
>American iced
*Americanized
Jack Evans
What did we get?
Joseph Miller
No you dumbass, we don't know who it was, the guys just came in, began being a schizo, then fucked off.
Are you the monk that died without ever seeing a woman in his life?
Ian Torres
Nah, I own a mirror. One day I'll see one.
Alexander Watson
See what?
Tyler Reyes
How can you know you don't like them if you haven't even tried them?
>(they really are very gud tho)
I believe that and am moderately jelly, it does sound pretty good. Although I'm imagining beef one must be the bestest.
Lincoln Walker
Nevermind.
Yeah.
Isaac Jones
My paranoia grows further. I like the thought of spending time with you more than eating chocolate, as well. Sorry for excluding you, I was too uncautious, I'm stupid.
Hello other Earth user
*Lillie
don't worry user. Bake your waifu a pie instead
That's so cool I actually love Skeleton
Nathan Gutierrez
youtube.com
(literally you)
But you're the only Earth user. Or I guess the only Earth poster.
>Earth-chan1337
Leet. The leet peak. Leek?
Joseph Martinez
Did you know that you have one inside you right now?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Tyler Miller
Just don't be paranoid.
Lole
Did you know
I also have that other
Name?
El
Carter Roberts
Wah, why so rude.
Liam Campbell
maybe
we'll be waiting for it
heh, just don't block your view too much
Shido is such a player~
Liam Ward
What?
You're literally saying random things.
Juan Bailey
I was just making an analogy between you not liking women and Ricky Gervais's pretend cock-disliking son.
Justin Hill
I read it all. I should not give them any attention at all, if only there's a way to filter them.
I would but I don't have any baking skills.
Alright Schoko. It just came out of nowhere and literally posting there for hours so it's really hard to know what was going on. You're still a cutie though
:3
Gavin Sanchez
Claiming best girl.
Gavin Barnes
Is he single?
Awooga.
We didn't know either tbh.
Where? I don't see her (:
Carson Robinson
Why?
Very cool. Thanks for sharing.
I'm going to switch to a small tiddie waifu.
Daniel Peterson
Then you are blind.
Austin Russell
'cause it's an amusing analogy.
Asher Butler
Awooggers.
Oh I see her now (:
Robert Kelly
Yeah, I guess so.
I don't know why you made it though.
I'm blocking you.
And uninviting you to my birthday party.
Jack Rivera
Can I apologize?
Ethan White
You're from Earth, too, right? Leek peek
Yeah, I knew! But when will it fight for me and carry a sword?
But if I'm not cautious, I disrespect people dear to me. You mean your legal name? I bet it's even nicer than Schokolade
Well, sometimes people who sound insane can be alright. I thought anyone who liked anime was insane and not reasonable before I started posting Earth chan.
Baking skills can be aquired, maybe you can practice with someone you like
luckily Earth disqualifies in the girl category
Bentley Lee
Ah I don't know, it just occurred to me. Thought maybe it would make for a fun little social interaction.
Speaking of, I hear you have a free spot at your birthday party...
Indeed I am. Although did you hear? Some say that men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Geek leek peek.
Brody White
If that was true, it'd mean I can date my geek, since we wouldn't even be related. Peek at your favorite geek. Point a finger to let the World know.
Henry Hughes
in theory he has like 10 girlfriends
Nathan Lee
You can, but it's futile.
Technically you're using it right now, so you can force it to fight like a Necromancer.
I don't care about sexuality in the slightest.
Owen Carter
If you ever offend me I will tell you.
Maybe. Who knows?
He has a harem?
That so? I'm really sorry.
Nathaniel Miller
>He's not really really sorry
Damn, I don't even think you have emotions.
Thomas Peterson
That's alright. I think something came up with his mind to visit this thread. It's so innocent in here.
Well the problem was I don't have a relative that has a oven and only the microwave.
Jordan Roberts
hello hello
Easton Wood
I've had many of the sips. Don't think I'll do many more sips. Just a little. too many sips make sick times tomorrow, bro! And how will i sip agian tomorrow if am too SICL!?
Jaxson Sanders
It's not the same if I have to actually do things, I might as well put my points into mind telekinetic spells if I want a puppet to control limb by limb
But do you care about romance? Getting flowers and chocolates from your fictional character and such?
I am thoroughly convinced of this. I bet Earth chan knows. Maybe I'll ask it once we're on our marriage honeymoon holiday thingie
Maybe you need a nice friend who also has an oven and they can help you learn.
hello Lain's
Jason Peterson
basically
Ian Mitchell
Good.
Hiya Earth.
Elijah Russell
Ah I suppose so. No one would be related to poor Earth chan.
Wait, let the world know what? Who the favourite geek is?
Don't have to care to be amused.
Good, good. Moderation in all things. Especially if you got work tomorrow.
Benjamin Gray
Yep. You could show everyone who your heart beats for with just a few words and a finger. Well, Earth would still have other stuff related to it, like plants, unless they're from Pluto.
Hiya Earth, nice 222, Sayafag, you can buy her a new dress or something nice
Sebastian White
lain's?
afternoon Earth, how are you?
Lucas Thomas
That would be nice but only internet friends is all that I have.
Logan Bell
A pet dog?
Jonathan Howard
Dang. I have nobody.
>Earth would still have other stuff related to it, like plants, unless they're from Pluto.
Hmm, maybe, but isn't that a little like saying your hair is related to you?
Jason Lee
I mean, isn't that basically what the brain does? Electrokinesis to control a big meat puppet?
Not really. It just doesn't interest me.
I'm still not.
Samuel Anderson
>heh, just don't block your view too much
I mean, it will, but you adapt to it. I've driven cars with giant aftermarket GT type rear wings that almost completely block your rear view, and you learn to adapt to it safely.
Pretty image.
Festival Tsuyu best Tsuyu!