She flirts with you

roll her down a hill cause i thinks thats funny. - fartman2000

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Hump.

I would straight up say fuck yeah, but I would tell her that my dick is physically not big enough to penetrate her vagina. So she would have to deal with that.

"Do you have a glandular problem or are you just a pig?"

vomit

Put it in her navel.

I most probably would.

I would wholeheartedly flirt back. big girls are top tier

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Not possible.
Manatees are not capable of human speech.

Laugh hard, then realize she was being serious and laugh even harder.

But you can still fuck them. Sailors and pirate used to fuck manatees and sea cows.

Why is the hamplanet making you nervous, are you afraid she'll eat you?

In germany we say, Willst du respekt in deiner Clique dann fick doch mal die Dicke

yeah baby?
oh ya baby???

I would love to watch those titties bounce while I pound her pussy

So fucking fatties is respectful in Germany?

Lift FUPA and pork.

Could be walking backwards.

It brings you the respect

And that saying isn't something you tell your dumb friend so he'll go do it and then you can tease him for it afterwards?

I'd love to respect Lailani, possibly the biggest German SSBBW.

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Is the fatgoblin in your pic related?

Mal Malloy is God tier compared to this beach ball.
I'd still fuck tho lmaoooooooooo
Fatties>boybodies everyday of the week

I'd pork her so hard she'd moan in German.

>Fatties>boybodies everyday of the week
So you divide women up into morbidly obese and anorexic?
What about the women with bodies in between those?

It's hard to pull off being that large, but I'd throw the mattress on the floor and go all night

Sedate her with a narcotic dart and bring her back to the zoo with the other hippos

Yes, that is definitely Lailani. She has a lot of pics and vids because she has been in this business for years.

Criteria for not being a boybody:
>Clearly identifiable waste that's significantly narrower than
>Wide, round hips that are framing a
>Deep, round ass with clear definition on sides and bottom
Bonus round: booba that I cant even get my monsterous hands around (I'm 6'4)

So when I say boy bodies, I mean a body that a tranny without implants could easily have. (Think most Asian women) but it extends proportionally up to a certain size where women are clearly differentiated from men pretty much every time

Roll her in flour then look for the wet patch

well thats basically how its done xD

jesus fuck man how is she that fat but has the neck and face of a girl in double digit weight? genetics are ridiculous

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Nicey, nice. Hot soup!

Sounds about right, Germans do have a sense of humor like that.

Tell her I don’t think my 4 inch dick Is big enough to fuck her

Yea we do, mostly this one is dropped when there is a party

Fat chicks with relatively thin faces are my fav. It emphasizes their obesity perfectly.

Yeah, you're similar to us Danes like that.

European fatties are so hot. We got more?

If I am that close I just kill myself. There is no way that I can escape something with that gravitational pull at that distance.

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Post moar fatties. Bonus if weight gain is shown.

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Damn she ruined herself and that bikini.

Prematurely ejaculate in my pants and hope she didn’t notice.

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nah, I always get way to nervous whenever a woman gets too close.

Flirt back, siphon the positive attention from her for an ego boost, then reject her.

Wife

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Even when they're that big?

I take an opportunity to try to obtain the secret from an obvious master :

youtube.com/watch?v=a8yqkFh1-r4

genetics are awesome

make up and lighting as well

>What do?
Have her sit on my face. Then fuck the shit outta her.

yes. I've been in that situation and the size didn't changed a thing :/

How did it go then?
Did they leave after you getting awkward?