Help me? how should I respond to this tinder thot?

now send
>please respond

She was busy getting railed for 2 weeks. You shouldn't have replied at all.

She wasn't taking the conversation serious anyways, but lesson learned. I should've just kept it sexual

>my penis
lol
lmao

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Jesus Christ, user.

if you have a big dick that would've been the time show have shown it lmao right after

god damnit dude you were right there

just ... what?
...
what?

>lol
it's all over king

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BROS IM STILL IN IT!!! HELP

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No, you're not

Someone prevent me from attempting to start a boring conversation

How bad can it get?

“Creativity can manifest in other ways”

It’s the lamest shit I can come up with… but idk how else to reply… sorry op

"I was hoping you'd create me a sandwich. If you're bored come over.:

'You clearly know good literature firsthand . . . “The Poop that took a Pee” by Leopold Butters Stoch.'

Our oxytocin levels when we stare into each others eyes.

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“And if you are bored we find out”

Keeping it sexual? I guess… fuck I am horrible at this. Don’t you fucking listen yo me op

Tell her
>Look I know I'm hot but marriage can wait until after I get your parents permission.
Be a total Chad.

"Well, you can't win 'em all lol"

it's best to own up to shit and not overthink

You guys suck at this because it's an unnatural connection. You're overthinking it because you have a goal. If you let shit flow neutrally you'll see if you're a good fit. If you're trying to bang immediately, that's not a good fit

I'm never using an "lol" again

She wants something creative? Ask her what turns her on / her fetishes.

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"your heartbeat would be one of them"

Your stock portfolio with this one simple trick!

"the panic in your breath escalating as you realize what is coming"

"the physical tension building up inside me, waiting to explode"

Don't talk for too long. Just say like "I'm shit over text. What are you doing Saturday night?" The key is to get off the app as fast as possible

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you want to be living rent free in her head during that time

You think your passive-yet-pointless criticism designed to hurt me bothers me in the slightest?

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I asked her what she majors in, should I hit send?

I'll fix the type obviously

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no nigger. I'm op, and I just made myself cringe when I used "lol" above

You're fucking retarded lol.

Thinking you can "epically own" a woman on Tinder when in reality it's just a minor inconvenience for her just to unmatch you, which she will.

SHE WANTS TO BE RAPED MY DUDE

roleplay rape her my dude

You already fucked yourself dude, just send it for the lulz at this point.

it's not about epicly owning a women, I was just trying to make a joke. but I see what your saying

this

I took my shot boys. Best I can come up with

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You blew it. Should have sent her a picture of you on a shopping mall escalator.

especially one that says "out of order" with a shrug emoji

you can't send pics tinder

you enter the female frame too much, one of which is tinder itself. learn about the male frame, and force her into it

Tell her you're gay, but you wanna try having sex with a woman

Not completely bad.

wut???

please enlighten me

you need to wrap it up fast if she messages you back, you're becoming gay best friends

Wow user went full retard and girl is still replying

you need to "rape" her. you must make her act "against her will". she is B O R E D.... dumbass. horny... she wants DICK. roleplay RAPE HER

RAPE THE BITCH

women respect strength, mental or physical, above all else. mettle and determination. if you are not willing to rape her, you are not strong enough to take what you want in life.

Shouldn have told her how quick you can cum, women love that. Btw this thread is gay. Also, the game.

Should've said in response to the what else can you escalate thing, "how fast you climax while you sit on my face ;)". You are done at this point I'm afraid. Unless you're really looking to take this girl home to mom, you gotta treat her like the tinder whore she is. You've already made it apparent how needy you are though by remarking how long she takes to reply, like you have nothing else to do but wait on her. I don't know what to tell you at this point man. You're pretty fucked. If she says yes to the date, don't be such a pussy and so needy. Make some shallow conversation, once she has a drink or two in her if it feels right ask her if she wants to go back to your place. Then you offer her another drink, or just fuck her like the whore she is.

Also your responses are way too long and in depth for what hers are. You should never be talking more than her. Women love to talk about themselves so if she's keeping it short, she probably just wants dick. Let's be real this is tinder not Christian mingle. Bitches looking for dick. Don't be such a sperg. Straight, to the point, bag it, if you're decent at taking care of her needs, she'll come back for more

>gay best friends
but i thought all best friends r gay

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