Naughty things you'd do with the power to stop time thread, part 2:

Naughty things you'd do with the power to stop time thread, part 2:

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aftar he rezooms time that woman's vanina is going to be third dagree borned~ i'd steal packs of pokemon cards~

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read, if you're confused at how it works:

1. for those who think that interacting with things in that state would cause a catastrophic physical reaction when time resumes, the power is technically that the velocity/inertia of everything is temporarily halted

2. you can still age biologically while it is paused

3. sauce is "[Nighthawk] Stopping!!! 4 Nekketsu Sports Hen"

First part is addressed in what I just posted

Rape rape rape rape rape rape and rape.

Is there anyone you'd rape in particular? If so what would you do to them

That ability won’t help you escape your own mortality. I’m upset you don’t see the big picture, user.

I’d impregnate a lot of very, very attractive women.

Wait I don't get it, are you condemning me or telling me that I'm not thinking big enough? And are there any specific attractive women you'd impregnate

Which cards would you be after, also? I know very little about pokemon

After losing my virginity,
I would take all the people I dislike and move them out to a deep part of the ocean.

No, I’m just being silly with the delivery. I’m sure, as many crazy things would be possible, you’d reach a point of feeling like it’s not something you’d continue enjoying.
It would be large swaths, like Ganges.

Btw, you like this?

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Win the lottery by switching the numbers they pull to be my own. Live comfortably.

I mean, I wouldn't be okay with actually doing this kind of thing in real life. I'm more so asking what you'd do if you if your inhibitions disappeared and you gave into the temptation of a cruder side of yourself

>Play the hell out of poker, blackjack, and any other gambling like games which would allow me to stop time and see everyone's cards.
>Fuck at least 1 female of everything I can comfortably stuff my cock into.
>Steal from Jewish businesses and mega corps.
>Maybe MAYBE use my power to forcibly dethrone lots of political people I don't like/agree with. Although I likely wouldn't care much since I'd be rich anyway.
Probably some other stuff too maybe but I can't think of anything more outside getting rich and fucking things for the most part. I mean is there really much more to life? I suppose I could pause time when I sleep so I'll be awake for 100% of the time everyone else is moving but it isn't worth aging like 1/3rd faster really.

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I’m not sure. What’s it supposed to be?

Become the richest man to ever live.

Which kind of women would you generally go after?

Guy below thought of the easy strategy for accomplishing this

Honestly I'd probably fuck dogs or something much more often. It's hard to tell how eroded my morals would go so I'd like to believe I wouldn't bother but to fuck a human a handful of times. I'm not really looking violate people that much. I just want to be left alone and be financially well off so I can become neet again and do with my life as I see fit. Probably some generic white chick I guess. I'm not particularly picky so long as they aren't fugly or fat. Hell if I got rich I wouldn't even need to bother with raping anything now that I think about it. Since being wealthy just gives you free pussy.

Checked. It’s for woodworking, here is the original.

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So that’s a piece of wood being shaved that you drew? It looks you drew around the one branch on it. Also, if I may ask what are you bringing this up for

No, this table is walnut. The cluster is of oak, more symbolic than walnut cluster. Walnut is more luxurious, allegedly. Oak is also very nice, it has just as nice figuring. Idk, I don’t have people to ask.

**Assuming i dont age, and dont get hungry**
>I would walk into a fancy kitchen and taste foods just before they go out.
>I would take selfies with the prime minister, and like go walk around in parliament
>I would veryyyyy slowly swim across the atlantic and walk across europe

>I would go to like a G20 summit and give everybody a wedgie

>oh and of course I would see what eveybody's pubes looked like. Just curious lol

dont care about rules its imagination anyway. go eat a turd

Okay, so trying to get this straight: the table the paper is on is walnut, and the thing you drew is oak? Forgive my lack of nature knowledge

I mean that’s fine. It’s mainly that I’m trying to not break the laws of physics

Also, you could just fly there beforehand. It might be a little daunting to swim an entire ocean

I’d just walk around until I find someone

Yes, sorry about the randomness. It’s a drawing to represent the “craft”, I guess would be the term. I’m learning all this as I go, I’m not a source of wisdom for woodworking. I’m just engaged in doing it.

What's this from

It looked like Golden Boy to me. That’s incorrect, though. I’m not OP.

Strip and impregnate my little sister

I would nut-punch everyone who uses the word "Naughty".

Hmm, where do you think the best locations to go about that would be? Personally, I think your best bet would be in a city at trendy establishments. You could also try beach towns

I can’t think of any less clumsy alternative, lol

Read this

Totally fine, I wish I had the courage to ask random people about stuff I’m interested in. Well, I guess this thread counts for that but even this way people know what to expect anyway. I like the meaning you find in your hobby

Okay, since you brought up incest, I’d like to ask: what do you think it is about it that you find appealing? I have a sister and the thought of it disgusts me. Im not trying to judge either, just genuinely curious

If you want to know too

Raping women and robbing banks are the only 2 acceptable answers.

Who would you rape and how would you go about it?

Suck a couple of my friends' dicks

How do you breathe if you stop time? Wouldn't the air molecules not move?

i mean i have like forever. Come to think of it it might be doable on a little sailboat so I'll do that irl before I die :)

apparently I'm going to die from old age at "40" then

Thank you! Yeah the remake the card designer made seems anemic, but it’s not meant to be an actual business logo, so idk, it’s alight.

Any woman I found attractive, my exact fetish is more voyeuristic being able to stop time pull the front of a women's pants down and checking out their pussies would be enough in most cases for me.

I'm a curious boy, just want to see all the women I know pussies.

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This is the most pressing issue, but since we’re talking about the supernatural here, I can imagine that you get an air pocket around you, and when touching things, the temperature they were before is “simulated” on your own skin, as in the effect it would have had on it

Water becomes solid when time stops.

Pass. I prefer my fuck meat to be animated.

Whose pussy among the women you know would you be most enthralled to study?

Women at work mostly, women that I would otherwise never get to seen naked in a million years or even better women I dislike, having the secret that I've seen their cunt holes would at least make their existence bearable to me.

It would act like liquid when you directly interact with it, but the second you stop it goes back to solid

That’s fair, but think about how many things you could do to them while time stood still that would affect them once it resumed

Assuming I don't age. Only rule I have a problem with because it makes no sense.

Read a lot of books
Walk into Walmart and just take everyone's clothes off and put them somewhere like the roof. I don't care. Young, old, male, female, kids, babies (nothing sexual) and perch myself somewhere so I could watch it unfold. I would to it at random across the United States.
Getting rich obviously.
Performing miracles like "turning water into wine" and handing people notes "Jesus was here"
I would take money from the rich and give to the poor.
I would hang people from random things.
Make cops pick their noses.
Whatever funny thing I come up with.

If you dislike them, are there ever any cases you’d go further with? I know plenty who well-deserve it

Very funny indeed. And as for why you don’t age, it’s because you obviously are still functioning normally, it’s everyone else for whom time has come to a halt. In fact you’d only be able to tell that things had stopped if you continued aging as normal

Naw. I'm of the mindset that cellular mitosis ceases but I can still function.

Find a school and dump as many loads as possible in all the hebes, and then watch the chaos as hundreds on girls suddenly fall pregnant around the same time

That's disgusting. I mean wow bro. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Is all time stopped, like the entire multiverse of possibilities all stop? Does using this ability destabilise our reality by pushing it out of sync with the natural flow of shared time based realities? Or is it localized to just the earth or maybe the whole solar system?

I'll fuck you as well

Oh yeah those are the ones I'd love raping the most, bend them over their desk fuck their pussies as hard as possible then fix them and their clothes up put them back in their chair restart time and then enjoy the confused look on their face as they wonder why their pussy hurts all of a sudden. lol

Butcher everyone in Washington. Hello FBI, go fuck yourself.

I'll never understand some people. Why would you go after the grannies? ;->

Also fuck big tiddy women

Obviously rape everyone that I remotely think it's worth raping BUT instead of fucking a frozen in time body I would grab the person, take it to a van, put several in it,.drive to my special sex torture chamber and tied them up to resume time and rape them and force orgasms with my fucking machines.

Then I would simply stop time and return them to wherever I took them so they wouldn't know if it was a dream or wtf.

Also kill everyone who I deem is worth killing. I would definitely get a plane ticket to Israel and start killing all 20 million Jews except for the hottest ones which I would keep as sex slaves in a compound. Money would be easy to get because I would steal it constantly and hire lawyers and accountants to launder it.

Think of it like this anons

You as an observer simply perceive time to travel at a speed that approaches zero.
You can move and function at what appears to be normal speed to yourself (so relative to the universe around you, the universe is slow, versus you being fast).
A gradient field of matter surrounding you is accelerated to match the temperature/speed that would seem "normal" to you, therefore allowing this user's theory of breathing to work:
This is how you can make all the physics work, such that the only supernatural factors are your perception of time and how quickly you yourself can act.
Or I'm a nigger and hypotheticals are gay.

I’m no scientist but I get the feeling that there are a lot of new questions this brings up
Good idea. But keep in mind it would take them a while to actually get noticeably pregnant

Yeah I'm aware. I have patience

The gym maybe, idk

I mean I would need proof of other realities first lol

That’s the problem I have with phrases like “screwing anything that walks” lol