Dogshit zoomer-tier indie cringe, pathetic, these guys have no imagination and nothing to offer the music world, boring stale tedious monotony, dumbest fucking hype I've ever had the displeasure to witness, this board is truly going down the drain if it thinks this album—and indeed Vampire Weekend—is any good, it isn't and they aren't. Jesus, of all the covert art depicting a globe that's been released recently, I'd say the Lil Dicky Earth song beats this load of underage garbage, and least Lil Dick's Earth song is obviously a joke and has generated some good memes and a few laughs, not to mention the proceeds from the sale of the single are being donated to environmental charities that aim to reduce global warming, I mean the actual song is shit ofc but it's for a good cause and it was funny in a tragic cringe-worthy way, and don't get me wrong Vampire Weekend are nothing if not cringe-worthy, but it's a different (worse) kind of cringe because Vampire Weekend aren't self-aware like Lil Dicky is, Vampire Weekend are just a bunch of rich kids with nice haircuts and jumpers who made one good song (Joanna drove slowly into the city or whatever) and then deserved to fade away, but instead they've returned after a long hiatus, to torture us with their insipid indie pop rock detritus, I mean all that Harmony Hall hype? 2 hours on loop? Give me a fucking break, but oh no, it had to tease THIS new album, 'Father of the Bride'—wow, what a stupid name, sounds like the name of a teenage emo band, which make sense since the music is incredibly uninspired and tasteless, literally no substance to any of the lyrics, no lyrical hooks or anything exciting or tantalising, this album doesn't stay with you, it leaves you the same way undigested food leaves your body, i.e. as faeces, shit—because that's what this album is, it's shit.
Dogshit zoomer-tier indie cringe, pathetic, these guys have no imagination and nothing to offer the music world...
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are you this guy?
lol only 30 year old boomers like vampire weekend. its old white guys who peaked over 10 years ago core
It’s failing-marriage-core
new-to-Yea Forums teen pseuds are liking it but i bet they couldn't tell you why
lol they make good songs though
Can you explain why you like any music without sounding like a pseudo intellectual retard?
he's not wrong
what a terrible buzzword-filled dogshit opinion, kys
>30 year old boomer
ouch
>typical Yea Forumstant
I was hoping this pasta would be better
I honestly think Vampire Weekend was bought by the powers that be and were forced to make this bullshit.
>This Life - literally - I'm a cuck [The song]
And what's that stupid 'oh my christian heart' song. What happened to that Unbelievers lyrical content.
It's like, not even the same song writers. Almost this entire album sucked a huge fat dick. I love the original Vampire Weekend albums but this was pretty shit-like.
I dunno brah, the only complaint I have is that it’s a tad bloated and there’s too many duets. I think the songwriting, lyrics and production are up to that VW standard. 8.5/10
this band was terrible ten years ago, too. hope all the people dogpiling on their latest shit album aren't just poseurs who grew up in the past ten years and were actually consistent with their hate over time like the adults amongst us were
Sympathy is a good song
yes im sure itd be better if vampire weekend were another ironic detached postmodern socially conscious outlet *image of sonic with his thumbs up, caption: i have severe depression help me*
sorry bro but this music is for wasp, sincere, honest, healthy people only
lmao
vampire weekends best song is still their cover of exit music for a film that was released as a freedownload off stereogum 10 years ago. otherwise their entire discography is complete dogshit
fucking based OP. what a terrible album.
Literally have sex
t. literal virgin
y i k e s
I listened to not even 30 seconds of this and even then it was too unbearably faggy to listen to. Dropped it.
It’s the modern day SMiLE
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So generally feeling unfinished and lacking consistency in quality between tracks? Yea I agree
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Hate to say it lads, but you literally had to have had sex to connect with this album.
pitchfork IS SO GAY i can't even believe what the fuck i'm looking at. this is the exact same shit as everything else but with a thin veneer of superiority and good taste that's actually based on nothing... it's like the emperor's new clothes i mean i guess it's cool cus you say it is and everyone else likes them... This website's main claim to fame is that they prophecized the arrival of At The Arcade Fire or whatever that band is that constantly plays in H&M--the store where my bitch ex-girlfriend shopped for comicly oversized sunglasses and faux-African tribal jewelry made in Malaysia. your top ten artists at the moment are the bricks which you will use to build your Personality Pyramid. when the aliens come it is vitally important that they know that I liked A$AP Rocky BEFORE his first mixtape even dropped! of course i read about in an erudite and scholarly on the most bleeding-edge music taste aggregator around.. you do know there are literally hundreds of musical acts right? not just the ones that are popular in advertisements for Mazda 3s and Vitamin Water. thinking about you loathsome fucks in your posh BKLYN loft office tossing a Koosh ball back and forth weighing the validity of different new hybrid fusion genres and GenderSmash LOLcore DUB-stream-of-consciousness rapwave chillbent thinking you are the gods of culture i mean jesus fuck just thinking about that has worked me into this blind rage i just hope your kids all get leukemia i pray i will believe in god just for today and pray to him that RJ Bentler and Ryan Schreiber's kids get leukemia
say what you want you angry virgin cuck. the bass in the last track is so good.
You’re all crazy. It’s a damn good album
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pavement is responsable for these kind of indie rock acts
cringe
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it's objectively inconsistent
Now THIS is good pasta
>All virgin nerds in this thread btfo
It’s a fucking great album. I was worried it wouldn’t be as good without Rostam but it turns out he was actually holding them back and he had to go so that their sound could evolve.