What's the dumbest thing a person has ever said to you IRL?

i don't understand what you wrote.

"Is the geico lizard small in real life?"

i don't know where to start...

"I did it on accident"

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>It's in the literature

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Glowies, welcome

That is exactly what she wanted. You can do many things to women but bore them and they leave

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>Glowies, welcome

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The funny thing is that she's spent the past ten years living at home and watching anime. I know I dodged a bullet there, but at the same time, I was less desirable than Naruto.

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I hate this meme

>I like your butt
my gf at the time when I was obese as fuck

Maybe she likes cottage cheese.

Example?

For a while I thought this was actually correct just from how many people misuse it. It makes no fucking sense though

"are you guys still open?"
as I am about to get into my car and drive from work.
when the doors are locked, lights are off and there is nobody else inside.

I mean dumb, but I get what they're doing. They're asking indirectly if you would open the store to allow them to shop really quickly.

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That's even dumber.

It's not a matter of intelligence then, the owner of the shop should stay open to let the person get what they want if they WANT to be successful.

if the doors are locked, lights off and noone is inside, how did you know they were asking if you're still open?

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black lives matter

>playing skyrim on ps3
>housemate, his gf and her friend come home, he goes to take a piss leaving the 2 girls with me
>the friend tells me her brother has an "xbox 2" and plays "this game"
>i tell her there's no such thing as an xbox 2 and question her what game she thinks I'm playing
>she's literally speechless, can't even name a single game let alone the one im playing
> i continued playing skyrim with everyone watching me until they went out again about an hour later

I hate when bitches think they're smart

her comment may have been dumb but this is one of the most autistic things i've read here. She was just trying to make conversation with you you sperg.

"Im voting Biden"

I said it was dumb, I'm just reading b/w the lines.

theyd ask me right before I got inside my car.
When the opening hours are clearly visible to them and they ask the question with the obvious answer when they see me walk out of the employees entrance.
It's a restaurant. It should be pretty obvious.

I agree, girl is trying to be polite and user hates women for it lol.

You fucking beta autist faggot. You had a chance to chill with a none-related girl and you were rude to her and played vidya instead kek

He's lying about having human contact. He usually spends all his time spamming the celeb threads.

I know, user. I'm with ya. Just expressing my frustration at how abysmally stupid and even kinda passive aggressive that was.

No, it's clearly a case of her trying to act like she knows something when she really doesn't.
Duck Tales theme now starts playing in your head.

"Stick it in my ass!" GF regretted that one

who the fuck cares if she does or not? She is feigning interest to make the sperg-ass faggot who wrote that comment feel included. She was only speechless because she didn't realize his autism was that weapons-grade.

You're all wrong.

could of
should of
would of

Yeah, both parties say stupid shit because people are stupid, people who subscribe to identify politics are even dumber.

watching an old movie in black and white with an ex and she goes "must have been so weird back then when there was no color"

Blacks are human.

Company E mail wouldn't work.
Called Tech by phone
Was told to send them an E mail as ticket couldn't be written from phone call.
Explained E mail didn't work
Guess dumb woman could not grasp that fact.
Called Company CEO.
E mail fixed within 30 min
Tech ticket writer demoted to coffee server.

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I clean pools for a living and this guy that's supposedly a big business big shot asked me why and how trees grow. I had to explain to him basic biology of trees and why they grew. Keep in mind that I'm a pool boy. Not a fucking botanist and this rich old fart didn't know how trees worked.

" My net curtains aren't keeping the heat in can I get thermal net curtains?"
My response, "wait what say that again"

One of the dumbest things anyone has ever said to me is that women never, under any circumstances lie about being raped. Also, the same person said that every rape trial should be overseen by a committee of female rape judges. This was said by the same person who personally knows a girl who lied about raped.

>We should abolish the electoral college
There's a billion reasons why this is stupid.

I was 24, friday night at around 11pm. A girl from one of my classes calls me and asks if I want to come over and hang out and have some drinks and play board games or whatever, just me and her.

I go over, we drink a bit and watch TV, then end up in her bed sitting next to each other. She's right up next to me with her head on my shoulder, hand on my thigh. She asks "so what do you want to do now?"

I was overloading with nervousness and I fucking said "you mentioned board games, you got monopoly?"

dumbest thing I've said or heard in my life. We played monopoly (I won, naturally). I slept on the floor. I fucked up the sex equivalent of putting a literal retard in front of a bowling lane with bumpers and failing to knock down a single pin.

>you should get the vaccine for Covid, it’s been tested and proven safe

She could of got on rape charges if you said that you wanted sex to her.

even i'm not retarded enough to know that in hindsight I shouldn't have just said "how about we engage in intercourse". I should have said something and made my move. She admitted it to my roommate (who she ended up fucking for a few weeks and making fun of me to him) that she only called me for a booty call and I made it really weird by not realizing that.

Too late now pal.

no shit sherlock

When this arrogant fuck at a staffing company tried to show me the proper way to shake somebody’s hand

my history teacher once told me over 6 million jews died in the "holocaust"

was she hot?

Black lives matter

You’re a victim of the faggocaust

>The truth is stupid to me

Found the trumpturd

Found the jewturd.

Found the nigger lover

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I would say she was a 6 out of 10. Out of my league if we're being honest, but not by too much. She was the only single girl in my grad school classes.