Naughty things you would do with the power to stop time thread, I'll go first:

how very naughty, even if not in the way I intended

Yeah, Melissa.

how do you know her, and what exactly would you do to her? unless that's who you meant before

i would just steal a lot of drugs i don't think i'd do anything sexual honestly

I wager money challenging people to races, which I am guaranteed to win by using my time stopping powers

You'd be better off playing poker rather than looking like you're randomly teleporting in a race

how about you bet all your assets against all of someone else in russian roulette

Yeah it's more of a fantasy, I wouldn't really either. If you asked me a few years ago, I would have definitely found it tempting, so to imagine I'm tapping into that side of myself

Basically just imagine freeing yourself of all your higher inhibitions and giving in, not that you would have to be okay with doing that in real life

I don't know her, that's just what it says on her name tag.

That's what I'm looking for. What feature of her body are you most infatuated with? Also, what's the longer game with her?

Ah I see

for at least 8 hours straight

i would unpause time after so if i overdosed things would still be ok
id also try getting into the cdc that sounds fun

Okay wait that's not how it works lol, the idea is that you halt the passage of time for everyone *but* yourself, so it would still affect you. Also something tells me you like drugs

I'd get as many people pregnant as possible. Like, I'm talking id blow so many loads in people from around the world its unreal. At least 500k for one lifetime. I'd also use it to power read. I'd litterally spend months with the time stopped at a library, just fucking and reading. You wouldn't need to piss or shit either since I imagine you wouldn't have to eat and that your body wouldn't age. I imagine I'd have like 500 years under my belt total before I croaked. Maybe 750. I'd become a wealth of immense knowledge, wealth, and I'd ole Khan to shame with how many kids I put onto the planet. It would become a conspiracy with how many pregnant women there are out there. I'd single handedly make the divorce rate sky rocket I'd also do some good. Like end wars by assassinating key figures. I'd single handedly end the whole post modernist gender theory movement. Like, forcibly infect everyone trans with hiv and herpes. I'd do so much. I'd love to have the power go stop time. Or to control time in general

Honestly a good answer. That way you still get the benefits of being well-rested while not actually missing any time of your life.

Finally go out and suck a cock. If time stops nobody really knows I did anything

i think about a situation similar to this but instead everyone else on the earth just disappears and im the only inhabitant. its kind of my happy place.

Okay, but just keep in mind that your own biological time passes while it's paused for everyone else so you would actually live shorter in reference to other people if you used it

im well aware on how it works what did i say that confused you

As OP, that was probably the most practical and satisfying thing I thought of too when imagining what I could do

This is the saddest thing I've read today..

Well I'm confused at how you'd be okay, I guess

what i meant was even if i died the world wouldnt be permanently paused.

I would move shit around

ohh, I missed the unpaused after part. And yeah, that's an interesting thought. would it just stay paused forever, or only from your standpoint?

chad energy

You see Melissa too? I didn't even say which store she works in. Man, it's a small world

You can kind of already do that to people who are deep sleepers. I know some people who I can pile a whole stack of textbooks on top of while they sleep and they won't notice until they wake up later and are surprised

tranny

I would use this power to leave Christmas gifts for poor people on Christmas, they would think Santa Claus was actually real... lol retards

What a small and sheltered life you must live

I would open so many MTG packs you have no idea

I mean maybe Santa isn't real but something even more outlandish would be still be real in that situation so I don't know if they would be that dumb for wondering

Any cards you've got your eye on? I don't play so

That's not naughty, that's literally just mental retardation

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You could build decks that could only ever work if the cards ended up in one, incredibly-unlikely order, and then whenever you're about to play, you could wait for an instant when your opponent's attention isn't on your deck, and stop to rearrange it.

>t. white nigger meth addict
kill yourself, subhuman.

If they're trans it's probably exciting though. all things considered it's probably the most mentally stable answer here

Or you could just jerk off to porn quickly and go about your life instead of using a mongolian basket weaving forum to have conversations with strange men so you can get off to cartoon fantasies. What the fuck do you losers do for work?

No politician anywhere would be able to do a public speaking event without their clothes suddenly disappearing.

Gosh, it takes less and less to trigger these snowflakes every year, I swear. Stop losing your shit over everything that isn't 11/10 super straight. You're on Yea Forums for fuck's sake. Read the room.

I'm hung up on her tits, man. Pic isn't great and she tries to downplay them, but they're massive and incredible. So I'd have as much fun with them as I wanted to, and then ensure everyone else got to enjoy them too. She keeps them hidden away too much. I'd do the world a favor by have them exposed for all.

As for long game, have my fill of her first, then turn her out as a whore to be fucked by anyone who wanted her. Every guy with a hard-on would suddenly find themselves balls deep inside her when I unfroze time.

My fwb can never make time to take my cock anymore, so stopping time to fuck them a whole lot would be pretty great

rob a bank

that's literally just fucking weird my guy.
Stop being a mongoloid

stop time
never be able to start it again because time was stopped

I would move people around, too

Very based, user.

You're on Yea Forums, of course it's fucking weird. Stop wanting Yea Forums to be reddit

>Imagine assuming everyone lives in the same timezone.

boyy i'd start time

whut

Lol

Finally get some peace and quiet. Id never unfreeze time. Maybe after I've lived to 90 years and had my fun with everything i can imagine, fucked every good looking cunt i come across, eat every food drive every car, you know. Whatever. maybe right before i died id unfreeze time just to be nice. But living in a world where I'm the only person alive has always been my fantasy.