What's for dinner

As I was tickleling my peenus to BBC and log threads, I perceived in my peripheral vision a glint. This massive glistening ebony cock on my HDR monitor was so luminous that for one instant, the silvery shine of an old pop-tart wrapper showed up by the stack of rotting cumsocks I keep on my desk. I cannot lie, I was hungry after this arduous masturbation session so I extended my heavy, sweaty arm and in a swift and hopeful instant, grabbed the wrapper while knocking off a couple cumsocks from my desk. This strenuous effort wasn't in vain for the wrapper contained 1 entire strawberry pop-tart.

Daddy please, I don't want to horny post in a food thread :

It’s cute that you think you have a fucking choice. You’re going to eat the onions and you know what? You’re going to fucking like them.

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I want to swallow them all but there just isn't enough room in my little mouth

Good question. Possibly a microwave roast and rice and gravy (cooked on stove top). Or maybe bacon and eggs. Or ramen if I'm lazy.

they werent peenyos tho.
they were serrano slices.
>even more spicy.
but yeah, the pain leads to a nice rush of endorphins. is bretty gud

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Oh we’ll make room, leave that to me. Then I’m going to drip hot tomato sauce all over your naked body and pretend you’re a hot and fuck you so fucking good YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU LITTLE HOT DOG SLUT

fat

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blasphemous

no

Anyone who eats that shit deserves a good solid raping.

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i love rap

Yes, fat is good. At least better than carbs. Go on..

My father doesn't consider rap to even be music. I tend to agree with him.

Ooh yasss i love oniony chilidogs

That is because you and your dad are both racises

Def not my dad. Me? Maybe a little. I prefer the term "culturalist" though. Niggers are humans like the rest of us, it's just their culture is fucked up.

Superior BBC seed.

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overcooked frozen pizza.

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ate a flatiron and a potate

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>they were serrano slices
why make a 5 inch pizza?

Christ this is sad

the fuck? that shit was delicious.

>the color of tbat juice
mein neger

yes, it was a perfect rare. seared in a cast iron and finished in the oven. delicious.

>please ignore everything else in the picture

Kek thanks I needed that

Meat undercookers latching on to their 1.5 million year old instinct to eat food raw. Disgraceful.

..mouse and keyboard?

you know nothing of steak

more like 9 inches
but its a good size for one person for one meal. whole pizza was probably around 700 calories

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Medium rare is the correct temp for steak. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

nope. rare+ or Pittsburgh style. medium rare is acceptable but anything beyond that and you're just ruining the steak.

>cheap pre-ground peppercorn
>lardass amount of butter
>tryhard chinese knife
>eating at computer
>disgusting keyboard

>more like 9 inches
then those aren't serrano chilies k

Looks good bro

A man of fine taste. 50% onion 50% other stuff.

wait. do you not know what a serrano is?

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>wrong on the pepper, ground it myself
>that's only like 2 tbsp, normal amount for an entire baked potato, especially considering I don't eat baked potatoes with sour cream, cheese, bacon
>that's a farberware knife - this is a really weird accusation
>where else does one eat
>keyboard only looks dirtier than yours because its bright pink

lmao try harder to be mad

This pittsburgh blue rare, need a thick as cast iron and and open fire.

No speako taco

>being this stupid

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I have the same steak knives

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>wrong on the pepper, ground it myself
I like how you posted your proper grinder
>that's only like 2 tbsp, normal amount for an entire baked potato
LMAO, no
>that's a farberware knife
Ah, so you agree it's chinese crap
>where else does one eat
at a dinner table
>keyboard only looks dirtier than yours because its bright pink
sure, lardass

this dude called that knife a "tryhard chinese knife" lmao

literally walmart shit

why would i post a picture of my pepper grinder fucking weirdo

>why would i post a picture of my sad desktop where I eat my buttery taters alone
:shrug:

>tryhard chinese knife
They are shit. And I got them at walmart I think. But my walmart steaks are so tender I could use a butter knife

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wasn't even butter. it was a vegan buttery spread.

and the delicious flatiron.

you're just jelly because you ate only hot pockets today.

>it was a vegan buttery spread
dig UP retard

ngl that knife is so dull I kind of mangled the steak to eat it. though to be fair the flatiron is not the best cut and is a little tough. not really sure why this dude is hassling me about a random steak knife. I have one good gyuto, a nakiri, and a paring knife that I use for cooking and that's it. everything else in my kitchen aside from my cast iron, nonstick, and a pot was all left by former roommates.

nigger you would not be happy unless i ate straight potato, and even then you'd be saying "jesus, why are you eating plain potato?"

Think I've decided on chicken nuggets with buffalo sauce. Usually go with Frank's, but just oow what's Yea Forums's favorite buffalo sauch?

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I tried to sharpen mine on a pull thru sharpener and they chipped. And there's always gonna be some effeminate manbaby here hassling somebody about something mundane

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it's like I'm really on /ck/

I sometimes eat cold baked potatoes, plain
I can do this because of my high T

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that's disgusting. potatoes are gross without adds

You're mommy must love you! Fucking ck nuggy tater tot combo with the sauce baked in?! Nigga plz....gonna have to tell my mom to step it the fuck up.