ITT we wait

*Looks at porn in the corner chair*

*RUNS IN SUPER FAST*

I thought I was... ... .. late

sitting down, kid is staring at me

sweat begins to show through my clothes, i forgot to wash my teeth i probably smell like ass now

GODDAMN IT
I FORGOT MY MASK

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>gets reflected on the window

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"Sir you need to sign in"

I'm just going out for a smoke.

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*Enjoys reverse porn voyerism*

*entrar

"Somebody speaking Spanish?"

look I jus I

I DONT HAVE MY MASK I LEFT IT AT HOME
>my loud voice resonates in the cheap ceiling
>stacy is staring at me

"SIR WHAT IS YOUR NAME PLEASE"

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"thats next door" I SAY EXTRA LOUD

Bullshit. let's hotbox this everyone

*a black man enters the room*

"My name is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez"

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*announcement on pa wa waa wa waa wa wa wa*

Doesn't concern us.

*continue waiting*

>*nostril voice*
SIR YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO SMOKE OUTSIDE OR IM CALLING THE POLICE
>*underbreath*
I swear these homelese people trump wouldn't allow this to happen

buenos dobles

"Customer Assistance needed in the electronics department, Customer Assistance needed in the electronics department"

Hey, check it out. There's a TV right there.

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*staring intensifies*

Wait was my name called? Oh no nevermind *sits back down*

*muffled exterior traffic sound, faint vibration*

*takes out mobile gaming set up*

"uh, yeah. this may be a while."

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*Hastily runs into the room, flops into a seat and begins eating out of a KFC twelve piece bucket. Begins smacking my lips loudly and allowing crumbs to fly everywhere."

*sits down and trys not to look gay*

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Outside, she's a 4, but a waiting room 7 we examine closely.

NOW...

WE WAIT.

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*HGTV House Hunters* "Hi my name is Samantha and I launch Beyblades into my Cooter for onlyfans and my husband rick creates decorative Styrofoam underwear separators, and our budget is 10 Million Dollars"
"We're looking for a country city home where we are within walking distance to city center and a short jog to the nature reserve"
"We also need atleast 7 bathrooms and a 2000 sqft kitchen"

"Can we change the channel, i want something more..... cultured.... can we watch anime?"

*There is no remote in sight*

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Unironically.

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*hgtv house hunters* "hi the name given to watashi at birth is samantha-san to watashi, the almighty anime god launch beyblades into boku iie cooter for onlyfans to boku iie husbando rick creates decorative styrofoam fundoshi separators, to our budget is juu hyakuman dollars"
"we're looking for a country city home where we are within walking distance to city center to a short jog to the nature reserve"
"we also need atleast nana bathrooms to a 2000 sqft kitchen"

My sleeves have never been so interesting

*mentally undresses the geriatric women to guess their bra sizes*

whips out phone, start playing mobile games on max volume.

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*continuesly checks phone even tho there haven't been any notifications*

*ahem*

>”Niggers”

Walks over and sucker punches you straight in the face

*Goes to service window and bangs on the glass.*

"HELLO WHY IS THERE NO REMOTE FOR THE TV!"

*Stares at with disgust*

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"Sir everyone in the waiting room needs to agree to changing the channel"

user TO ROOM 4 PLEASE, user TO ROOM 4... DO WE HAVE AN user HERE? that's him staring at the floor, is he retarded? OK, NEXT PERSON

“So my doctor says I have high risk homosexual behavior. What’s up with that!? lol”

*Has to make the rankest fart in existence in a dead silent waiting room* "cough phh cough cough RRR COUGH TT COUGH"

>will the real Slim shady please stand up?

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*Proceeds to beg each person if we can change the channel.*

*No one wants to change the channel.*

“I’m vegan”

Waiting.

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*Android ringtone going off intermittently*

*Water cooler has no paper cups to drink from.*

"Cupped hands it is."

underr8ed

>WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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I've been waiting for 10 years. This board is never going to get better, is it?

anyone else need to use the shitter?

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can you all believe the price of gas? whew

IM ABOUT TO CUM AHHHHHH

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Look what I found guys!

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>user arrives after you and is taken into the back before you.
>rests ankle on opposite thigh and continues to think about the choices i've made to end up here.

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