What's your favorite red hot chili peppers lyric?

GORILLA
CUNTILLA
SAMMY D AND SALMONELLA

Actual rhcp lyric

SHOM BOW NA SAYS THE MASTURBATION
UHN STOP A STAY THE FORNICATION
NEW JERSEY PENSEY ELEVATION
SKIPPY DIPPY DOOPY YIPPY CALIFORNICATION

this fits the meter of can't stop

Californication (the track) actually has some pretty great lyrics which completely shut down the glorification of Hollywood and paint it as the seedy shithole it is.

GIMME FUEL
GIMME FAH
GIIME DAH WI CHA DESAAH

this though, also a really cool music video

SLAP THAT SOCK ON ALABAMA
PETTED MY DOG ON LOUISIANA
CALIFORNIA

WOO IT WAS A WINDAY DAY IN CALIFORN-EYE-AYE
LOOKAD AT MY WATCH AND IT WAS ONLY MAY
TOLD MY GIRL YOU HAD TO STAY
ON MY WAY TO THE PARK, IM SECRETLY GAY

“There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen”
Good song

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HYENA FUCKING IN BUTT BOAT

To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin

WITCHITA BIG BANG BURRITO FUCK A GURU
BEAT A BAKER PICK A POP BANANA POO POO
FUCK A FART IN SAN FRANCISCO GOING COO COO
LICKING LIONS PICKING PEPPERS WITH A MEWTWO

Wait a minute, this ain't California!

CALIFORNIA
WICKY WICKY WAMBA
GETTIN' FUNKY WITH MICHELLE OBAMA

*on deathbed seconds before passing*
Wait a minute, California SUCKS

fucking this

California sun is gonna warm ya
Girl in California think I'm gonna bone ya
Bingo bango dinga linga funny money fortune
Singing in the rain in the California ocean
Booga looga jingle jangle waka flocka fornia
Shooting heroin with my girl California

MY DICK IS BIGGER
THAN CALIFORNIA
I'M HAVING SEX WITH
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

OH YEAHHHHH
OH YEAAAHHHHHH

WELL, I DIG THE DIRT
AND I DIG THE DUST
I BARBECUE MY MEALS
RIDING WILD ON A PAISLEY DRAGON
THOUGH THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS, YEAH
HUH, HOLLYWOOD HILLS

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based as fuck

COME ON COME ON BABY LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT
WHOOP-TAY-WHOOP-TAY-GIT-TA-GALA-GOOP-TAY
YOU TRY TO BE A LADY BUT YOU'RE WALKIN' LIKE A SAUERKRAUT
WHOOP-TAY-WHOOP-TAY-GIT-TA-GALA-GOOP-TAY

yeah honestly as much as people shit on Kiedis for his stupid lyrics, he has written some great stuff as well

Absolutely this. Everyone who bandwagons the "Kiedis loves California" meme is literally retarded.

STANDING IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT
AND THERE'S A LIGHT ON
HEAVY GLOW
BY THE WAY I TRIED TO SAY I'D BE THERE WAITING FOR

Gooba roppa diddly skank bank diddly dow
Revvin up ya motor cuz a stanky lady rocked yo baby
Skoodle dip riddly bop waka

That's not any less trite or cliche than unironically saying California is a great place

"Scar tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mr. Know it all, close your eyes and I kiss you 'cuz with the birds I share,.... With the birds I share this so lonely view"

Honk honk

From last thread

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TRUE MEN DON'T

CALIFORNIA DALIFORNIA BALIFORINA GALIFORNIA
OHIO COLORADO OH NO MONTENEGRO
CALIFORRRRRRRNIIIIYAAAAHHHHHHHH

GIBIREWEGIBIREWEGIBIREWEGIBIREWENAW

Sneak attack from the zodiac

I WANT TO PARTY ON YOUR PUSSY, BABY

god they fucking suck

if you at any point your pathetic life have liked this band do everyone a favor and KYS

miss me with this fischerspooner wannabe-looknig mf

WHATIGOTYOUGOTTAGETITPUTITINYOU

Sometimes I feel like I dont have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Its the city I live in its the city of angels
lonely as I am together we cry

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