Name my band

What the actual fuck?

and their hit single Total Eclipse Of My Friend.

KEK

Solar System
Critical Mass
Tequila n Gravity

Still Thinner Than OP

So high mass density that it collapsed in on itself

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Fat Cunt and the Fatter Cunts

Imagine being so disgustingly obese you can sit down on inside your own body

Heft Leppard

The larders

Chubby Checkered shirt and the morbidly obese boys

It's brilliant
You never need to bring a chair again, you can simply sit down in your own fat

Mexicans

what actually is sauce here

Toad

Taco and the Bells

Nice

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Would still unironically marry and procreate with.

atherosclerosis
cholesterol embolism
The whales
I-don't-see-my-feet (IDSMF)

3 Tonne Revolver

MRS QUEEN GET DOWN!

Describe My Penis

Linkin' Pork

This is pretty good but I think just Ton would be better.

The Jannies

Los Lardos

Imagine Donuts

guntruck

Sounds like they will last longer than most... remember the 27 club?

dancing calories

The Cardiac Arrest

Diabeatles

Reddit Admins
or
Anime profile discord account telling a Discord moderator that they are only 9 years old.

I laughed

30 Seconds to Mars Bar.

Rhymeinoceri

The Queen can hide in them folds of fine bri'sh meat, er...fats.

The Average Americans

Rage Against the Exercise Machine

The Gastric Band

meatyard

Six Hundred Stone None The Richer
The size of the lad. Absolute unit.

well no one's gonna top that

kek'd

Sigur roast
And you will know us by the trail of shit
Deftonnes
Surely sweats after sex
Circumference man
Blimp bizkit
Death from BMI above 1979
Food fighters

Holy fuck rofl

45 Tubs of Lard

The Diabeatles

Earth

I want to take a shit in the huge ones toilet,I bet that bowl is so sturdy.with great footing almost like shitting on bedrock.
I want it's construction people and plumbers.

(2nd one)
(last one)
KEK

Hammy Planet and the Satellites

Here is the album cover.

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5 Finger Dish Count

Thicknot

>deftonnes
kek

Sweating for my Valentine

The Jackson 5000lb

its like a fat suit you cant put off again

made me chuckle

Poop on the Dancefloor

kek

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The Tubs

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