ITT we wait

why am i the only young person here?

>Elbert Oldman?

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Did you say Edward Nolan?

*chair creaks

I get up but then sit back down again, saying nothing

>stares off into space while caretaker rolls me into another room

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*talks loudly on phone*

*Door slams open*
*Enters the room sweating panting and with jacket undone*

“Sorry... I thought was late...”
*Takes a seat*
*Checks wristwatch, sighs in relief*

Excuse me, who is the last person?

He’s got covid! Get him!

I think it is me

OK thanks
*takes a seat*

*Checks digits*

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Why are you here , user?

*turns it back up and changes it to Jeopardy*

*farts*

*yells* What are hemorrhoids?

*takes your seat*

*watches vid on phone*

Not funny, wasted dubs

Isn't that the hospital I escaped from in Max Payne 2?

>You're gonna get it now, Payne! How stupid can you get, you were safe in there, you stupid fuck!

I burned my thigh last night while grilling. And you?

I got some staples in my body after a drunk night of dares

*phine rings* THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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*Listens to their converstaion while pretending to be chicking his phone*

*sighs*
*Checks phone again*

Ate some Limited edition Sonic the Hedgehog curry, been having terrible stomach pains and a loss sense of smell.

*watches Division 2 videos on phone while constantly adjusting the volume*

scratches nads vigorously

Wild night, huh? How many of them?

I lost count after 10

James Bols?

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That is quite a few. Was that your idea?

*Crosses and uncrosses legs frequently*

Somewhat. Jackass movies gave me the idea

You said Jane Balls?

*adjusts cravat smugly

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>walks in
>sits down
>starts flicking through a magazine
*queefs*
>basically runs away embarrassed
*queefs again while exiting door*

This is some good stuff, isn't it? Staples didn't hurt so much, try papercuts next time

>Scrolling Yea Forums casually
>Forget my back is to the walkway
>Scroll through a trap thread

*sexy girl walks right in*
Is this a sex transition clinic?

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I will try to remember that

Not to worry, I will remember. Hey we should throw a party some time, where do you live?

Venice Beach

H-hey guys, is this the autism centre?

Where we waiting? If the BMV, we are fucked.

Was a little bit.

I'm living on Bird key, so we are practically neighbors.

Your dubs was wasted.

Hello Neighbor

*nose blowing

So... Um... What do you do for living?

Papa? Wake up, they just called your name... Papa? Papa?!?!

WHAT?!