Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Brandon Bennett
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Dominic Green
No one? :(
Jaxson Nguyen
why do you keep making new threads?
Ayden Long
Why do you keep replying?
Lucas Miller
no, fuck off.
Levi Wood
I can eat raw meat, vegetables and potatoes, but milk upsets my stomach more than those first mentioned. :>
Sebastian Wood
Fine, back to lurking I go then.
Carter Nelson
Your decision to not engage is your own
Though you did engage by typing that response. Someone doesn't know how the post/reply system works...
Lactose is a chemical that causes certain reactions, etc.
I'm sure you're fine
>nice dubs
Seriously tho I'd love to talk to you more if you're willing
Nathan James
Ayo I answered, come back here! I'm tired of all the naked ladies and porn-addicted degenerates! ;~;
Leo Allen
I work for the state wildlife department. My job is to humanely capture and relocate animals. I moved a 5 foot alligator last week.
Dominic Green
shut up.
Adam Bailey
>Lactose is a chemical that causes certain reactions, etc.
Of course I know. I'm a chemistry technician (sounds weird, but that's how the translation is lmao) and I want to study medicine! I just find it funny how, supposedly, raw meat is absolutely bad for us, and potatoes' starch can upset our stomachs severely, but milk upsets me more than those more-dangerous edible products, lmao.
Isaac Kelly
Liam Brooks
anime i garbage and you are a fag.
Luke Myers
No waaaaay! I always wanted to pet or hug an alligator! Have you worked with crocodriles, and, do you find them to be veeery different from alligators? And have you seen capybaras in your area? 0:
Parker Gutierrez
I'm guessing you live in Florida based on that?
Still, it seems like fun in some ways
Make me, cuck.
Body chemistry is complex and whatnot. It'd be nice if everyone had a personal dietician/body chemist but we can't do that
Very cool
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Brayden Adams
I don't know what you might find interesting. To me, me and my life are pretty full and mundane
Camden Richardson
The question wasn't what I would find interesting, it was what you would find interesting. Surely there's something you're proud of?
Connor Sullivan
No capybara or crocodiles. Just alligators. And raccoons. Lots and lots of raccoons. Venomous snakes fairly often.
Louisiana. It's like Florida, but we don't fuck our sisters. It's a fun job, though.
Lucas Reed
Haha that sounds pretty awesome tbh. I live in CA in the city and we don't get any kind of poisonous snakes or anything.
From what I understand you need to like... grab the back of the snake's head with your pointer finger and use your thumb to hold its mouth shut, right?
Samuel Perez
I'm not trying to be a self-pitying, /r9k/ kind of guy, but not really. I'm right down the middle, average, regular..I dunno.
Caleb Collins
Let's change the subject then. What was the last thing you did that really excited you?
Lucas Russell
I started playing borderlands 2 again. That's always fun. Plus I'm saving up to make a new computer, but it's super expensive, even for older parts.
Owen Powell
I want to fuck OP, but don't know which thread he is in.
Aiden Peterson
I've never played the Borderlands series, what about it makes it fun for you?
The GPU market is thankfully finally balancing out, I'd wait for a bit before buying a new one.
This one?
Matthew Bell
Yeah, kind of. Especially for milking them. But you want to hold them firmly with you thumb on their head, and forefinger around their throat. That way you keep them from being able to bite you. Tongs are really the way to go. I haven't been bit yet. But it happens to all of us eventually.
Jackson Nelson
All I can say is from what I've observed, but at least it seems I'm not horribly misinformed lol. If for some crazy reason I encounter a hostile snake in my travels I can subdue it before it causes any harm
Jaxson Lopez
But you've started so many threads, how do I know you're the one that needs to be fucked?
Chase Brooks
Have a nice night Mr Coolbert
Ethan James
I am able to sustain 5 minute miles when running for about 8 miles. Though afterwards i have to drink nearly a gallon of water or i will pass out.
Captcha: 0WWW0
Jackson Cooper
>It'd be nice if everyone had a personal dietician/body chemist
Even if we had one, we'd still wouldn't figure out why we're intolerant to some chemicals, food, or materials! There's a lot of cases where doctors can't figure out why your body's being an ass and overreacting to a certain stimuli, so... Welp. There's not much we can do about certain things, but treat the symptoms. Like chronic pain, for example. :<
>No capybara or crocodiles. Just alligators. And raccoons. Lots and lots of raccoons. Venomous snakes fairly often.
Aww, damn. I fucking love capybaras, they're so chill and sweet. Though they're aggressive (kinda) if they want food. Raccoons are like those hippie weed-smokers that you don't know how the fuck they survive, aside from cheap food, cheap beer, and cheap weed.
>It's like Florida, but we don't fuck our sisters
But do you have crazy drunken people doing weird shit like the Florida Men do?-
William Turner
I came up with this
Justin Allen
My AC is broken.
Ayden Long
why are you spamming threads? Why are you avatarfagging?
Owen Mitchell
>it happens to all of us eventually
I'd always try to be prepared to call 911 or the ambulance if I were to handle dangerous animals, but you probably got that covered. R-right?-
Ethan Ortiz
It's best just to let them be. They will move on by themselves.
David Gonzalez
You'll have to leave that one up to your own judgment.
Thank you!
I am physically inept and have no idea if t his is impressive or not
True. You seem to be doing well regardless
I have none.
1 per night is spamming? I'm avatarfagging because I am my avatar, deal with it
Oh for sure that is my default reaction
Carter Ortiz
Why do you have none?
Brody Lopez
Because that's how the house I live in was made
Bentley Nguyen
Very old house or very north?
Austin Brown
>True. You seem to be doing well regardless
Yeah! I did have to poop a lot lately, but all I consumed was coffee, pizza, and... I can't remember what else. Lol.
What anime/series is that girl from, OP?
Gabriel Powell
Very cheaply made lol
That sounds not healthy
Aikatsu
Christopher Ortiz
due to lack of women in my life i decided to learn how to suck my own dick. after several months of practice typically at most i managed to get the head in my mouth and the progress kinda stopped there. one time i got so freaking horny that after fussing around for a long while on a chair pinned between my bed and the wall, i managed to fit the whole thing in my mouth, but by the time i did it my dick went soft and wouldnt get hard again in time (being in that bent position made it hard to breathe). this was one of the saddest moments in my life. since that one time i failed repeating it and eventually stopped trying to suck my own dick alltogether
Carson Allen
>1 per night is spamming?
I saw 3 already.
> I'm avatarfagging because I am my avatar, deal with it
see global rule #13
>Yea Forums.org/rules
Caleb Rogers
I was a child prodigy who taught myself to read and write from comic books at the age of two, and my IQ has been measured at four sigmas over mean.
Ethan Brooks
>see global rule #13
>he thinks mods care
Nicholas Parker
Imagine quoting the rules to a known rulebreaker who has evaded bans since 2011
It's cute that you're so new
VERY SMART
What kind of comics pique your interest the most?
Aaron Baker
>That sounds not healthy
my body is weird, I swear I can not poop for days and then all of a sudden I want to poop like there's no tomorrow
But oh well, as long as I don't consume too much dairy, coffee or anything with caffeine, I'm in the safe spot!
what the fuck
But, eh, you should try exercising and practicing yoga stuff to get more flexible. That's an ability you can learn over time.
Chase Cook
I AM YTSEJAMZ
BLADE OF... SOMETHING
AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN PERMABANNING
Oliver Wright
Connor Thomas
Literally me
Henry Lee
If it works for you then it works for you
I just want what's best for you
Landon Robinson
You're a attractive-young-pregnant-blonde-woman-relaxing-on -bed-at-home-taking-a-selfie-W41AFA.jpg?
Henry Allen
yes, but remove the attractive-young-pregnant-blonde-woman-relaxing-on -bed-at-home-taking-a-selfie-W41AFA.jpg part
Samuel Cruz
So... you're a...?
Bentley Wright
>comics
I've always had a particular fondness for Superman, and it was Superman comics which taught me how to read and write. It's the iconic, mythological story-telling of DC comics which have always drawn me. Marvel's more grounded narratives just don't have the same appeal.
Why Superman and not Batman? Batman is driven to what he does, externalizing his interior pain in an attempt to force the world to conform to his psychological need. Superman, on the other hand, could do anything and be anything, and has made the existential choice to live among humans as one of them, and to use his power to make the lives of ordinary people better. Batman *had* to be Batman; Superman was free to choose anything, and showed nobility of spirit by *choosing* to be Superman.
Kevin Wood
nigger
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Jaxson Collins
I can see that. Superman does seem like a much more nuanced character to explore when you put it in that context
Wow! Good job! Very impressive! You're quite the impressive mind!
Liam Johnson
You get what you deserve
Jack Cook
Cute quote
Joseph White
Cute and true
And basepilled, and based and buzzword and
Jackson Taylor
Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth of... something.
Jason Hernandez
I like to sing vocaloid songs for fun but I'm fully grown now so I can't let anyone know
Matthew Ramirez
Thank you, OP. Yea Forums needs people like you doing positivity rounds, make as many threads as you like if this is fulfilling to you.
Brayden Long
No one will actually recognize that they're from Vocaloid, sing away
If they do recognize it, you can just say.. .something
Happy to help if I can. Do you have anything to say?
Robert Myers
You already spoke with me in the other thread.
Hunter Ward
I'll be waiting at least until I can save enough, so upwards of a year or so.
It's fun cuz it's just fast paced and exciting. It never gets boring for me, and the enormous variety in guns makes things interesting.
Parker Butler
The last thread I did was yesterday and I passed out afterward, refresh me?
Kevin Gutierrez
Checked. What's that girl from?
Lucas Martinez
Hey wait a minute, did you listen to an anime cover an user sent to a burner email in one of these threads a few years ago? I think I faintly remember you OP
Parker Gomez
Just hit 199.6 lbs today. First time I've been under 200 lbs in years. Still fat and sad though.
Aaron Rodriguez
It'll just be that much better when you can do it
Aikatsu
Maybe? I do not have that great of a memory
Congrats! Keep going
Christian Collins
Most of Yea Forums used to be like this in the Gentleman Sirs day. When they weren't posting...
>tfw no qt gf :(
...relentlessly, Yea Forums was a generally positive place where smart, geeky, socially awkward people shared stories about their lives and appreciated yarns spun by skilled story-tellers about amazing things they'd experienced -- or were good at bullshitting they'd experienced.
I miss the days when I could refresh the front page and always find two or three threads worth reading.
Austin White
.... do you have a doppelganger?
That thread was concurrent with this one.
Kayden Lopez
I am the thread worth reading
I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA, BEGINNING AND END
Connor Wilson
I remember. Been here since 2004.
Nicholas Wood
I don't think so? If you see someone trying to impersonate me, let me know and I will TAKE THEM DOWN
Nathan Edwards
I'm pretty sure that was you. Thanks OP, you made my day that day
Ethan Hill
All you blonde anime women look the same to me.
They said I was strong for overcoming my mom molesting me and not filing taxes.