Post the first woman you ever jerked off to

Post the first woman you ever jerked off to.

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she is exact the perfect type of weird and kinky for me so if I was young in her age she would have been my first fap, definitely.

those fuckers claiming that she was trans missed it all. she is FAP FOOD. Freaky bitch, I like it.

"Gagaga, olalala, jajaja". "Get some of this bitch, HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG".

Tori Black
At the time, I knew nothing about the market so I just goodled "Best Pornstar" and the first website that popped up had her at number 1 so I was like her it is. It was a heavenly fap.

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How can you even remember that?

>woman
>gaga
>jerked off
...

Counselor Troi

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One of the firsts and responsible for my yellow fever

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did you ever grow out of it?

is it even possible?

yeah for me.

Fuck.

I'd ask how but I'm in too deep

Mariah Carey. The honey video made a man out of me. And I couldn't stop fapping to that episode of cribs were she was on a step machine, while wearing a tight mini dress and high heels.

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Chased a 10/10 who never said no to me

Not same user but so will you just remain afflicted with said yellow fever?

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So you got over it because you nailed that bitch a hundred times?

Never can have too much of a good thing

Traci lords, many years later knew that her first movies she was only 16 really hard to believe for the way she performed

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Checked. So be it. Happy fapping, sir.

I see you too are a man of culture.

i dont have any pics of ur mom tho OP

trips of truth

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That music video in itself was the subject of my jerk material for years

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Rene from early BangBros

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gaga was hot for only this video and then never again

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the russian chick from golden eye, i was 8

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Perfect choice

Lydia from Beetlejuice

dude, are you me?
same but with her mac & bumble stuff

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Christina Ricci in the Addams family

late night tv softcore porn was the gateway, man

Jerked off to Miley almost everyday for 3 years before I discovered that I could jerk off to someone else.

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It was both, not just one.

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slut

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but i dont have any pictures of her
i was drunk at a party and needed to pull out and finish myself off and busted on her forehead

You have to be 18 to post here.

bump

she'd probably summon a demon from your blood

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Just as I thought about the girl on left and see ur pic... what was her name? Csara Xsara somth like dat

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I would but it was some woman in a porn magazine I found in my older brothers room.

clarissa explains it al

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based

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Margot Kidder

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Idk, but I’d imagine they both drag me into a barn and do shit to me, together.

I sprayed so much cum the first time because of her it was crazy

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Page 3 of the Sun newspaper

friend of sis

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Same