This is a thread dedicated to hung characters and size queens in Video Games

Has there ever being a character with a canonical dick size? Closest one I can think of is Luis from the Ballad of Gay Tony where many girls make about his penis size

I got a good dick on me I've just never heard of a girl bragging about a deep pussy before. ever. where are you guys even hearing women talk like this?

Good thread

Scout : 5.5" uncut, a good average, guaranteed phimosis
Soldier : 6" cut and girthy, the OG American cock
Pyro : 7.5" cut but burnt and smelling badly from being kept in the hermetic suit at all times
Demo : 7.5" uncut but with soft erections from alcoholism
Heavy : 7.5-8", uncut, hairy as hell
Engineer : 5", cut, gets really hard though
Medic : 6", uncut, probably has an aggressive upward curve
Sniper : 8", uncut, maybe a slight smell of piss
Spy : 6.5", uncut, fully smooth but with a nice vein

I assume you're and nobody ever mentioned a deep pussy beside you if it's the case. A size queen literally is just about a girl who likes big dicks, it has nothing to do with how deep/tight she is.

I imagine Leisure Suit Larry has a canonical dick size. There are any number of characters with modeled dicks , like Heavy Rain or GTA 5, but that doesn't quite match up with canonical dick size.
We're more likely to see confirmations that someone has a big or small dick rather than actual size metrics.

Where's the source? Didn't think the comics went into this much depth

Rust was pretty innovative in terms of video game dick but the lack of customization was disappointing

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My cock is barely 5 inches and not very thick. This is why I'll die a virgin

ok that makes more sense

There's no source, I'm the source. Most people would say I'm in the ballpark though.

You can always be a cute bottom

What reason would there to choose anything but the max in this game? I assume it's the best but I don't know the game

>you now remember people going apeshit over cock customization in cp2077

sagat on SF4 has an alternate costume where his bulge is that size of his head kek

But I like girls

>Tfw I'm a soldier when fat, and a demo when fit

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Sounds like a personal problem

Having a dick too large or too small will lock out scene options.
I customize it to my actual size because I want the characters I play to resemble me

It was a nice option that didn't actually contribute enough to the game. Also not actually enough customization since it's just two size constraints and cut vs uncut.

Your foreskin grows back when you put on weight?

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Why is it so hot to compare cock sizes against other guys, Yea Forumsros?

>last night
>me and gf decide to drink a bit
>i get a bit buzzed gf gets fucking plastered
>we are laying in bed and she literally starts talking about wanting "other dick"
>i just lay there as she goes on and on about things she wants to try
>everything from wanting to "watch another pussy on your dick"
>to "you watching me take dick"
>grand finale is her fucking admitting to a fantasy of taking two dicks up her pussy at once and having us both cum in her at once
>dont say a word just go to sleep
>wake up this morning and just sit in the living room
>she is still asleep
What the fuck do i do bros? What do i say to her?

>Scout : 5.5" uncut, a good average, guaranteed phimosis
Nah, lean fit guys have the biggest dicks since they have the most DHT
Scout would canonically be the hungest
Fat beefy guys tend to have microdicks unless they were lean when they were teens, so the rest of your list is probably wrong too

No, but I don't have a curved dick so Soldier's was the closest thing

Need to be 18+ to post here

>tfw cock is just under 8 inches
>girth is only 4 inches
I feel fucking cursed. Like so close to perfection but completely ruined by being skinny like a fucking spaghetti noodle. It honestly seems like it would be preferable to just have a cock on the smaller end.

>What do i say to her?
Just bee yourself

>4 around
How is that even possible? Would you send a pic somewhere?

>How is that even possible?
4in circumference is lower average
Not at all impossible, common enough but definitely on the small end

Red flag.

This one?

I once again must remind the thread to stay on topic. This is a thread about hung characters and size queens in video games. Whether is be big dick aggrandizement in the form of dialogue, confirmations of hung characters in dialogue or character models, characters that enjoy big dicks, or dick size selection/sliders.

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Dick size stays the same wether you're fat or fit, the only thing that changes is the fat around your dick, now being fat can also fuck up erections

the white color alternative makes it look bigger in game. with cell shading and max setting on pc made clear that capcom wanted you to look at it

You know her better than anyone here, user. If you think she just let the horny part of herself talk a bit too loud, then it's fine. If you really think she's bound to cheat on you at some point to fulfill her fantasies, then confront her about it and see whether you can make it work or not.

A fantasy is a fantasy (specially when drunk), just talk to her to make sure it's just that and nothing more. Otherwise, you should breakup with her.

>Dick size stays the same wether you're fat or fit
No. I'm not talking about adipose fat layers, that's something else
I'm talking about hormones. Being lean = more testosterone and ultimately more DHT which is what expresses primary sex characteristics and growth during adolescence, so your best shot at maxing your genetic size is having good hormone levels
Fat stores estrogen which inhibits testosterone production. If you were fat as a teen, you almost certainly have nerfed your dick size somewhat, in terms of what it could have been

Wtf are these hose cocks? WHERE IS THE GIRTH?

Might just be my headcanon but-

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TITs dick size selector is pretty identical to CoC but it just doesn't feel as fun

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God so my girth is that bad? Fuck me. I thought i was at least average just looked bad because my length is above average. Honestly want to rope.

I’m gonna post my flat wife Anna just to piss you faggots off

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Nah, Trip is insecure as fuck
small dick energy

looks like those fake tranny cocks lmao

I was skinny fat for most of my adolescence and I'm 7.5 inches now (not fat anymore), so there was the possibility I could have been 8 or more?

You should just let her do it and engage in the pleasure with her. Literally nothing wrong with an open relationship.

Everything about TiTs was boring in comparison. Sci-fi setting isn't as interesting for porn unless you're into xeno shit

based retard broscience incel

It's impossible to say
I'm just talking about min-maxing the human body which is obviously unrealistic since there's no redos, but possibly? But it's also possible despite your fat, that you had adequate hormone levels to max your genetic size

I will say that microdicks are almost always on fat guys. Like, almost universally. There's definitely logic behind this

I feel like this is present in half of Guile's SF IV costumes now that I'm looking at all of them

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>twig as a teen
>kept my thick hairy bone when I got fat
nice

I get that. But it seems like such an insane thing to say. Its not like she drunkenly said she wants to try anal or some shit.

I just love it when characters praise your massive cock in vidya

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The Blonde slut in GTA IV brags online about Niko being hung
Trevorfags and Luis fags BTFO

Yeah user, sorry but you'll have to bail out now, 90% of threesomes are:
>1 limp dick
>1 Chad
>1 girl
Are you the Chad?

you could start drawing with it

Strip Poker Night at The Inventory was nice but some of its dialogue but gameplay is still just poker at the end of the day

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I was going to write something about how encounter or plot theme based off of differing planets is nice but then it just boils down to that whole sci-fi trope where a planet is entirely of a singular biome which isn't all that great.
The furries and paypigs really ruined TiTs and I don't know if CoC2 has any real legs

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Just embrace the chaos and buy one of those silicone shaft addons with bumps and feelers.

It's just a bit odd proportions, user
It's not bad, guys have made do with much less than that

player character model never

Seems like that would be even more humiliating. Like get a girl over but before we get down to business "hey give me a second let me put this silicone on my cock since im a pencil dick."

God its awful. Girls always ask for length. I tell them and of course they are sooo impressed and thirsty for it. I cant imagine their disappointment when they actually see it.

Stop overreacting faggot, your length alone is a ought to give most men suicidal thoughts, sure your girth is below average but you can make it up by knowing how to fuck

Do it but break up with her afterwards

But length is literally the least important measurment of cock size. Im literally below average where it really matters.

>ctrl + f "The Silver Case"
>0 replies
You bozos don't even play the best game in the world where the characters refer to the MC as Big Dick?

if it's any consolation, girth is supposedly easier to achieve doing PE exercises than length is
so either do something about it, cope, or dilate

There are some epilogue scene with character model but you're right and it's a shame
I look forward to seeing what Lilith's Throne becomes despite it's long development time

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>Get extremely skinny in my early twenties after being fat my entire life
>Lose fat pad around crotch
>Dick is actually around 7.5" long, 5.5 to 6" in circumference
>Regain like 20-30 pounds over the last few years
>Can't eliminate that fat pad again no matter how hard I try
FUCK.

>But length is literally the least important measurment of cock size.
Hang yourself, I legitimately can't fathom how you can have a dick size worthy of porno yet bitch about it so much

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Please explain how a 7.9x4 is porn worthy. Good god typing it out makes me sick. Its basically a fucking deformed noodle

lose 40lb

The fat pad is the one thing that takes the longest to disappear, your age doesn't help either way, even then, it's not like you have a steel pad or something like that, you can push it in user

>standing face to face clothed
>requires loooong dick
>doesn't require much girth due to all the muscles in work
>works on clit as it goes
>you get a handful of whatever you want
>get to kiss as you go
>they won't see much
here, gimme my virgin porn expert medal

It's not the "same" as having it just be that big without pushing the fat down. Being with a chick and saying "oh yeah it's seven and a half inches if I push the fat like this see?" isn't, you know, sexy or practical.

As I get older, it's harder and harder to actually lose weight. Even counting calories, exercising a lot, cutting out sugar and alcohol, I struggle to shed small amounts of fat, but even a slight misstep causes me to drop muscle mass like crazy.

If you're that desperate then just get a liposuction

>spy with socks on
is he fucking gay?

Then stop being a bitch and work out, "oh no my dick is now 6 inches I'm literally worse than a Japanese guy!!!" Kill yourself

>does this really just mean deep pussy?
It really just means they like huge dicks. There's no way you actually thought there was more to it than that.

>Pubes & happy trail
>Chest is squeaky clean

>SCUM penis size is 4 inches default
>Supporter pack gets two extra inches
>Penis size effects intelligence attribute in the game effectively making supporter pack pay to win since they can throw away two inches of penis size for more int
Based but pidgeon holes me

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I do work out, a lot. Probably more than you, more than most people.

Sure you do tubby

Considering the thread, I have a question for the women here. Is the "motion of the ocean" more important than size if you are generally average?

>I have a question for the women here

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>Being with a chick and saying "oh yeah it's seven and a half inches if I push the fat like this see?" isn't, you know, sexy or practical.
The thing about insertion is that the fat pad can get pushed back somewhat. So while talking about fat pads definitely isn't sexy, there's practicality in it. Just don't mention your length. 5.5-6 is thick as fuck, honestly too thick. No woman is going to complain about what you have unless you're so fat that it's hiding most of the shaft

Anyway, try harder to lose weight. Nothing worth having is easy to obtain

>I have a question for the women here

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>I have a question for the women here

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hanged*

>0 new IPs
>1 minute spacing on each post

Again I must remind the thread to stay on topic. This is a thread about hung characters and size queens in video games. Whether is be big dick aggrandizement in the form of dialogue, confirmations of hung characters in dialogue or character models, characters that enjoy big dicks, or dick size selection/sliders.

Saints Row 4 having the sex appeal slider was nice and I hope it comes back in the new Saints Row game that I have no intent on playing

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>5.5-6 is thick as fuck, honestly too thick
A few years ago, I was with a chick who texted me the next day that she needed an ice pack afterwards. At the time I just assumed I was a bad fuck, which is probably a part of it.
>Anyway, try harder to lose weight. Nothing worth having is easy to obtain
I'm not sure what else I can do. I have already lost heaps of weight before, but edging closer to 30 means that it's getting harder and harder to do so. If I cut my caloric intake down to about 1400, go on a 5 mile run every day, and only eat lean meat and vegetables, then I can lose weight at a very slow pace, but it comes back the second I slow the routine down. Oh well.

You are dumb. No girl will break up with you over penis girth retard, nor will they think about being disappointed.

The vagina muscles contract and shit. Unless she's a whore it won't matter.

Size queens is almost exclusively a gay man thing

I've a got a super average 5.5 incher and i'll have girls getting super clingy after we fuck

> new IPs
But user, that was literally my first post itt (I'm the second user you quoted). Learn to count IPs bro.

>it comes back the second I slow the routine down. Oh well.
Don't go back to engorging yourself. Find a diet you can live with.

>I have a question for the women here

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Holy fuck you sound like a bitch

only sane person in the thread. chicks don't give a fuck about your dick size. stamina is more important if you're trying to impress someone.

The most important thing is stamina. If you can stay hard for like 20 minutes, just let them ride you and they'll get themselves to cum

Pretty sure the women who come to Yea Forums look through these kinds of threads as well as the "husbando" threads. Gays there too, but I'm banking on a lot of the thread being women too.

>super average 5.5 incher
5.5 is well above average
4.5 is about average, and an inch in circumference makes an enormous difference

>the women who come to Yea Forums

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Reminder the prostate is literally only 2 inches in

>Work out 5-6 days a week
>Cut calories down to sub-replacement
>Don't drink alcohol
>Very low carb/sugar intake
>Weight stagnates
I'm sure you have some ancient trve knowledge to impart to me.

I don't plan to. I was fat-fat already, I never intend to get properly fat again.

???
Nigger 5.5 inches is the average in america

>have a penis humiliation fetish
>have a 7inch dick, 5.5 girth
Every time I nut to a video, I look down and the illusion is broken. It's the worst post nut clarity of all time. I don't know why this happens to me.

>women (men)

>the women who come to Yea Forums

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>, but I'm banking on a lot of the thread being women too.

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>4.5" is average
yeah, for troons. average is 5.5".

Yeah, take a liposuction if you're going to keep crying faggot

90% of husbando threads are roided out bara fanart and women are never into that shit. Maybe the occasional twink that gets posted was probably by a girl

Sorry I thought he was talking about girth since that is what that user is bitching about
Yeah 5.5 length is average. Girthwise it's very thick, you will get teethy head and other problems being thicker

That shit's expensive, genius.

Oh sorry then user

Thanks for answering the question I had user.

People acting like women don't post here is weird to me.

That pretty much sums up everything that came after CoC

What if I cum in like a minute but get hard again after a short pause and can just go at it for longer than the first time?

Then keep crying faggot

I plan to.

House party scenes have some decent aggrandizement if you can get past the 3d models

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>Cut calories down to sub-replacement
You may be eating too little or at bad times causing your metabolism to hit the breaks. I'd recommend 3 small portions a day for meals. If you're feeling hungry 1 hour after you eat that's good if you start losing your appetite when eating small amounts that's bad

the I'm 32 and never fucked because I'm ugly and prideful kinda women?

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>Maybe the occasional twink that gets posted was probably by a girl
Nah, just GAMP
Husbando threads are gay men plus GAMP fetishists who are legally straight males but are extremely weird

There are no women on Yea Forums, most certainly not in the softcore porn threads

Scurry off into the bathroom to rub out one real quick and just say you're doing pushups.

sounds like a mental thing. try edging without a death grip.

average v thread, thanks jannies

Honestly above average because it's mostly anons giving each other life advice, the average Yea Forums thread is political shitflinging or fetish porn spam

I try to steer people back to actually discussing the thread topic but they don't want to

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because your thread topic sucks, nigger.

Not many games have dick sliders or dicks at all, nor male characters that are known for being hung, nor male/female characters that are known for preferring to sleep with hung males
Your topic is retarded and very limited in scope

If you cum quick just eat them out or something till you're hard and go again lol.

The only time i've had a girl say no. Is when they're too sensitive. Although its hot as shit when they start heavy breathing and can barely take it, it really sucks having to pull out.

If it makes you feel any better, I've got 8 inches and will also die a virgin.

QUIS?

would hang out, looks like a nice lad.

why is sniper the biggest?

My dick is so small bros. How do I cope about this?

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stop watching porn

He has to cum at long ranges retard

>Casting Transform in the Hidden Room in A Spell For All increases your dick size
I hate how much obscure shit this game has

Yeah that's why I'm trying to source more games with this feature/content and nobody here plays video games so they can't contribute. It's like if you made a thread about FPS games and everyone started discussing POV war/shooting footage

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There are tons of FPS games
That is a horrible analogy

Go on a lust adventure or dump her.

>Have big dick
>never use it anyway
lmao

I think I'm going to buy a fleshlight to cure myself of the death grip.

Yeah, that's the thing: I'm autistic. It doesn't matter how big my dick is.

Just fuck an escort

I don't think you read the post you're replying to.

They're saying they're autistic so they're never going to use their dick?

Autism won't prevent an escort from fucking you

By realizing unless you have a legit baby nub, the g spot for both men and women is extremely close to butt hole or pussy hole
Hell, when it comes to women a lot of it comes from manhandling the clit rather than penetration even and men still have their knob for you to handle too

So you read it, you just didn't comprehend it. God I hate coming here on the weekends, you kids are more retarded than I am.

>they're
>they're
>their
glad you used gender neutral pronouns to refer to this person with a huge dick

my cocj is small, like 5.5” at best should i ever even bother attempting to have sex

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Who gives a shit fag

Yes, sex is a wonderful thing to be experienced by all, regardless of penis size.
Keep your head up king.

video games

Well now it's not fun any more. Thanks faggot mod.

Aurelia is pretty alright, art is decent and has some aggrandizement scenes

There are tons of games with this content but people just don't recognize or remember it. It took 50 posts for someone to recollect it in GTA 4. No one has brought up any innuendo in older video games like Shadow Warrior or Duke Nukem. People here just don't play or discuss video games and their contents.

now the thread is on Yea Forums because discuss anything but video games

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