I HAVE A BIG DICK - ASK ME ANYTHING (ama)

Sure buddy.

Are Jews white?

what if my petite slutty gf teased you during party and behave slutty? do u have some kind of fetish you would make true on some's dude's slut if you had a chance?

No, they're not. Luckily I wasn't born I'm either America or Israel.

What does she look like?

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The arrogance of not believing anyone can be bigger than that. It only looks 7 inches

It's 8" but you wouldn't recognise a dick that size, would you?

I could give her a go

You're not supposed to measure from your prostate

any specified ideas or fetishes for that cock and her ?

I strictly measure with the depth of your moms pussy.

That's not 8. It's a slim 7

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Sure buddy.

Prove it

It's not even as thick as your wrist bro

Beauty

> not even as thick as your wrist

My wrists are 8" in circumference. Its scientifically impossible to have a dick that thick.

>My wrists are 8" in circumference
XD no they're not, why are you such a liar dude?

Just say you're under 6'0".

Let me guess, you have huge hands too ;-)

I do baby. You want them around your neck?

You're the one lying about your physical dimensions

Ooh, now you're angry too kek

Oh you're mad. Napoleon syndrome.

Only if you want me to be ;)

Can I suck it?

For free if you're a girl.

What if I'm a cute boi

Late at night if I'm horny but tell anyone and I'll beat the shit out of you.

Call that big?

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That only makes me hornier >:3

Mine, yeah. You can't even get hard. Pitiful.

Again, you've yet to prove anything about yourself

Even soft it's bigger than yours

Guess how big it is

The whitest man in America.

6.5

You talking width?

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mistress ordered me to see what real men's cocks look like, please show me yours
kik:BillyPLT

You're forcing perspective by hovering over the board lmao

why don't you just post a measuring pic?

>why don't you just post a measuring pic?
OP first

You think OP's looks bigger?

OP is definitely longer but this other guy is certainly thicker. I'm not debating it, I know what my eyes see.

i'm not op but surely a legit measuring pic would shut anyone up.

OP is the only one who made a claim about size. The other guy just posted a pic and now people are wanting proof. Proof of what?

Agree

The guy would claim the ruler or tape was shopped. He's just a seething dicklet.

OP has other things in the image that make it easy to scale. E.g. hands fully visible next to shaft. The other guy is pinching at the base. Makes it look fraud.

just asking for a measured pic user. wouldn't be hard to provide lol..

Hello OP

As a black boy this makes me feel vewy inferior :(

Exactly, then why doesn't OP prove his claim. The other guy has made no claims so has nothing to prove

You're the other guy aren't you? Hahah

Post a ruler pic or your dick is small

i mean both of you can show measured pics sure. i'm shocked truly big people (8"+) don't have them readily available, its just further bragging rights no? i am but a lowly 7.7"x5.5" pencil dick dicklet so i shant even bother posting it. i am not worthy.

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

He's 8 feet tall and 400 lbs with ENORMOUS hands

No, I am

6'1" and weigh 12st 5lbs.

I'll play the game. Would you say my hand covers 50%?

I'll post a pic of my palm width measured.

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yall guys think you have a big dick?

check my fat big cock its going up all ur asses

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you don't just have a ruler?

woah man its massive. unbelievable sirs.

Answer the question on the post. I'm not hard rn so I'll measure my palm.

Aight from this angle I believe that your wrist is 8". Looks sturdy af.

i think the /fag/ board is that way

Ah, a fellow bong

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