Lived my entire life in bumfuck nowhere, Indiana

>lived my entire life in bumfuck nowhere, Indiana
>redneck through and through
>my neighbor on the hill died and a couple retired gay dudes from California bought his place
>I shit you not they put a pride flag on the mailbox and do shirtless yoga on their porch every morning
>called the police because a truck was rolling coal past their house
>called the cops the first time I had a bonfire
>called the cops because because my neighbor farther down the road's chickens were too loud too early in the morning
>called the cops on me and my brother for shooting sandbags in the back yard
>called the cops because they saw me piss off my own back porch
>every single time Sheriff's deputies come by my house and shoot the shit with me because I went to high school with all of them and they "take my statement"
>filed a civil complaint against the county saying they were being discriminated against by local law enforcement and government because they're gay

I have no problem with gay people but I absolutely fucking hate faggots like this. Pic unrelated.

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Sounds like they are about as intolerant as the fucking kkk . Who the fuck moves to an area and doesn't respect local customs??

Now you know why California is a shit hole. If you were a nigger theyd be over your house every morning sucking you off.

Faggots and Californians are pure evil.

I've tried to talk to the them a couple times after the cops showed up to my house and explain that they don't love in the city anymore and I'm fine with them doing their own thing if they just stop bothering literally everyone but each time they were super dismissive and kept saying they didn't feel safe as a couple of gay men in a deeply conservative area. The lack of self awareness is fucking astounding. I still bring up their trash cans from the road to their barn every week because they just leave them in the road for days if I don't. Fucking faggots.

Stop helping them. They are both selfish assholes and they're never going to change, you'll never hear the end of if. As long as they live next to you, they will always expect everyone else around them to change their normal behavior and regular routines on a dime to suit their ridiculous demands.

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Well I have to keep their cans out of the road because it's a very narrow country road and you can barely swerve to avoid them without running off the road, let alone if there's oncoming traffic. Other people live here so I feel like I have to because it would be dumb as shit to crash your car swerving to avoid empty trash cans just because you live near me.

Alright then, have fun being their personal helper monkey for the rest of your life.

I'm not helping them, I'm helping the people I actually like, who are the neighbors I grew up with.

Why the fuck would they move there knowing they wouldn't feel safe? Kinda like moving to skid row then complaining about all the homeless people.

Your like one of those nice rural people you see on tv shows. Your cool as long as people don't fuck with you. For context I live in an urban city in the southern hemisphere so I only know rural USA from movies and sterio types. Your so helpful hopefully they fuck off or shut up

Toss them in the ditch then

How about you kick their trash cans into the woods, you pansy fag boy?
I'd be doing everything I could to make their lives a living hell.

Your new neighbors sound based. I like them.

You guys didn't grow up in the country, did you? Just because your neighbor is a cunt doesn't mean you can can become a huge asshole. That makes you the same as them.

>a couple retired gay dudes from California bought his place
>called the cops because they saw me piss off my own back porch
Wouldn't they like that then? Them gays got to see ur pp.

Fair enough, put them in the middle of their driveway so they have to deal with it. Nothing assholeish about that

What's rolling coal mean? Is it some sort of punishment for blacks?

This. Y'all ain't understand yeehaw law

Rolling coal is just something dumb rednecks do because liberals believe in climate change and think burning fossil fuels are a factor in it. It's fucking dumb but it's not illegal.

that doesn't answer the question at all

They are not.

You can modify your engine to get less miles per gallon but you burn fuel qt a higher rate and it makes a giant qss black cloud of exhaust.

Rolling coal is trucks brapping out all of the exhaust. It's like a non gay dick measuring contest

I Looked it up, yeah seems dumb never heard of it before for the protest side of things, we wind up the boost on our work cars and soot it up

Tie a noose above their door one night.

+RAPE DICK+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+

definitely gay

I don't believe I lived in Antarctica when I was a child. I think I ended up here as the punishment for Helene and her friends raping me with their Emily Hancock operation around 2011-2012. If it was earlier, it may have been the result of Helene's conspiracy to defraud me when she asked me to assume her power of attorney. However, I think they main reason they had to get me kicked out of college was so that they could transport me to Retardsville, where I have languished in torture and rape for many years, much to the delight of Helene who can see that I ended up here as punishment for her raping me earlier.

go over there and suck their cocks already

I fuck trannies but openly gay? Jesus christ, those faggots are retarded. Fuck fags. I don't like fags. Op, please take them out back and beat their fucking brains in. Faggots who have to let you know they do what they do are scum. Fuck them. Fucking faggots homos.

Eat taco bell and shit in/on the can every time you bring it up.

If you talk to them again tell them that they are not the only gays in the area, everyone is just not out like in California. Explain that they should get a gun if they don't feel safe since that is the reasonable thing to do.

Get a sound laser and point it at their deck that they do the yoga on with subliminal messages that they are safe and loved dictated by some gay version of Morgan Freeman

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I absolutely grew up in the country, you stupid shit, and every person from my county would take advantage of your naive ass for being a chump. There's a difference between being nice and being somebody's little bitch boy and you clearly don't understand it.

>confirmed gay

I get the feeling you have no real understanding of what being a part of an actual community means. You take care of your own.

People from California are scum.

>them that they are not the only gays in the area, everyone is just not out like in California
I was going to say something similar, tell them there are lots of gays innawoods but the culture is one where openly sharing one's sexuality is considered very rude and vulgar.

>i'm lovin' it
Holy fucking kek

Hey, I am from california and completely agree.

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Yes, you dumb cunt. You take care of your own. And those fags aren't your own. They clearly and actively removed themselves from the community but you continue to gargle their balls. They will not stop walking all over you because you won't stop being their bitch.

I said I fuck them as in I put my erect penis in their ass, not that I believe I am the opposite gender or sex retard.

u mad

What's it like living in Cali?

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If u live in socal then it is a bunch of homelessness, high rents, smog, and delusions. It is a liberal hellhole. Do not come here. Maybe you like it but it really is a shithole. I was born here and it is a shithole as far as shitholes go. Maybe it isnt chicago or detroit, but it sure isnt a great place to be.

True, stuck up liberal city fags are the worst. It is not because they are gay but it is probably a additional factor. They of course use it to gain sympathy. They are psycho city people first and foremost and the only way to lose them is to crash their whole existence making them move back into the hive. They are like a virus. Better hope you find a way to remove them somehow legally. Maybe find something they are doing wrong and call the cops. Not all Cory people or gay people are like that. But you got yourself the worst kind who thinks they are above you and think they have claim to everything and everyone. These people do not understand personal freedom, only group think and back and white thinking. Maybe find a way that will ruin their week. These people have zero survival skills or out of the box mental capabilities. They always pay someone else to do shit. you will find a legal and safe way.

Terrible if you live in any city. If you live in the other 50% of the state, it's not the worst except you have liberal hippies who run the state making decisions that fuck up everything.

>called the police because a truck was rolling coal past their house
I actually sympathize with this one. Everyone who converts their trucks like that is an asshole. Owning the libs by deliberately spending thousands of dollars to make your vehicle dirtier and less efficient? What's next, slip-and-slides with radioactive waste? I've no idea why the fuck those things are road legal either, their sole purpose is to spray toxic fumes over everyone nearby; if you want to be a douchebag at least keep it on your own property.

There's a line between 'being a freedom-loving American' and 'just being an asshole for the sake of it', and you can have a reasonable debate about which side of it things like owning certain types of high-capacity firearm, or wearing masks during the pandemic, are. But rolling coal is indisputably so far over the asshole side of the line they can't even see the line anymore. I have more respect for people who use ambulances to jump traffic, because at least there's a point to that kind of despicable.

But yeah, all the rest of them are just 'that's what you get for moving to the sticks'. Although I don't think it's a gay thing so much as a California thing.

Found the pussy liberal redditor

Environmental scientist here, it's stupid and damaging to the the environment but the actual impact of all the stupid rednecks who want to ruin their vehicle and waste gas is pretty minimal. I don't like it but it is definitely not a reason to call the cops especially out in the middle of bumfuck Indiana.

ITT
>op just jelous because the cute gay couple wont turn him into their sexual pet.

Oh and the gas that the cops had to burn just to drive out there for that bullshit has a greater carbon footprint

So youre an environmental scientist? Why dont you study my dick over a glass of the finest chardonnay?

I take in their cans to make it safer for everyone else, not the queer. Holy shit your reading comprehension is impressive.

I'm not a microbiologist

>I sympathize with calling emergency services for non emergency reasons and tying up those first responders on non-emergency bullshit.

Gee whiz. You'd make a great social credit score adjustor.

I lived in California and Indiana and I can assure you they're all shit

Just call the cops on them from now on. You know the local cops, so make use of it. Tell them they behave stranger and stranger every week and you have the feeling they are hiding something. Go on a holiday and tell the cops it is because you are about worried.l and need some fresh air or something. install video surveillance on your property and I bet yoo those guys will snoop around trying to plant something or find something so the cops will arrested you. they are sheming cunts maybe. You really need to be careful. These people live inside a Netflix series not in the real world. they have no real soul and personality.

Yeah but in indiana you can probably fuck more junkie trailer trash and there are probably less spooks walking around

Why not just put the can in the ditch or like bushes? Like it got hit by a car and that is where it flew into.

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>WELL THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THINGS IN CALI HONEY, WE DON'T HAVE TO HIDE

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user where I'm from you never fucking call the cops. That's city nigger bullshit. We handle it ourselves. I'm just genuinely worried these two old dudes might get fucking beaten to death if they mouth off to the wrong person. I don't want that kind of shit in my peaceful valley.