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So I dug through your post history and yikes, you made a wrong-think post 3 years ago sweaty, I won't engage with you, like, do a google search or watch the news or something like omg lol ur so uneducated

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Have an updoot

[Edit] Yikes thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[Edit] Wow my highest ranking post, thanks guys!!

HELP REDDIT!

Me (15/F/Him) got asked my friend (32/TF/They) if i wanna suxk her girldick, how do i tell her a woman shouldn't have a dick? She's always trying to make me do weird things and i don't know how to tell her it's wrong.

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He never does the dishes, never wipes his ass. He is cheating on me with literally everyone I know. Every night he stabs me in the chest until I die, I loaned him 3,000,000 dollars, I never sleep, I do his dishes all night every night, I literally don't poop so the bathroom never smells.

AITA for posting an extremely one sided post that makes the other person look like an absolute cunt, in a desperate way to affirm my own perspective?

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Guys I work 20hrs a week as a dog walker and can’t afford to buy a 2,000sq ft house. Capitalism sucks. We need to eat the rich so I can finally afford my own jumbo jet.

*Sweety

Wow, sure does negate your argument when yuo can't even handle such a simple task as using correct spelling.

Honestly, I feel sorry for you.

Take my downvote, stranger.

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Whataboutism
Also, I have more updoots than you. I win le argument

>pretend

69. Nice.

edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

edit2: Wow front page. I never thought my most upvoted comment would be an immature joke.

edit3: Turning off replies for this comment because I'm getting too many dick pics.

Here is a video of an animal suffering!!
I love wholesome poggers doggers XD LOL!!!!!

yikes.. thats a real shitty take my dude. I've spent the last several hours combing your post history and honestly..... I'm shocked. It's white males like you that make the life of a POC in capitalist amerikkka so fucking hard. You are priveleged and you don't even have the fucking human decency to admit your advantages as a white male.

this is being crossposted to /r/antiwork. enjoy the downvotes bigot

What da dog doin?

Yikes, I'm locking this thread since y'all can't behave.

he squeelin' in agony XD

My[32nb, ethnically ambiguous] child [he/they/she, brown, 6, trans mtf -tm] was told their exterior, protruding feminine sex organ is actually a penis, by someone at school. I [32,nb] went and yelled at the teacher[46, m, CIS, WHITE] for allowing a transphobic statement to occur on the playground. AITA for calling him a racist transphobe [right now, not 2 years ago]?

Noooo, not my heckin vootarinos

Me (26/M) got a nintendo switch from my wife's boyfriend (25/M) after i got castrated, i couldn't ever please my wife (24/F) without him, what a great guy.

What a sussy baka lol xd

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I looked through your post history and Yikes!!! you seems to be harboring some transphobic and heteronormative ideas. I will be reporting you to the mods you FASCIST!!!!

Yikes, YTA sweaty! Why would anyone question a favor their trans friend asked? That's transphobic. You do NOT have control over your own body's custody even if you're already 15. You have to allow trans/bi/asexual/non binary folks help you explore yourself NATURALLY.

Edit: Your also the asshole for not letting your friend have a wholesome 100 keanu big chungus among us moment!!!

Your microagressions will not go unoticed. Mods!

Ok... thanks for telling me, i will let her do it
Edit: deleting my posts because everyone keeps harassing me :(

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On a throwaway bc my childhood babysitters ex boyfriend's dog might have seen the back of my phone while I was scrolling reddit once so here's a story about something sexual that probably didn't happen now give me up votes.

Edit 1: thanks for the gold, diamond, silver, rock, mercury, glass, grass, titanium, paper, plastic, trophies, kisses, blowies and all the support fellow redditors!!!

Hahahaha retard..

THIS! So much THIS!!

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May we instead recommend some white genocide subreddits?

are u a simp??

My GF did this until Reddit convinced her to dump me. Found her account and all the posts she made about me being a porn addict etc. Fuck Reddit

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I know this is an unpopular opinion, but DAE think that keanu reeves is an underrated actor?

Amogus!

I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but pineapple belongs on pizza

edit 1: Wow thanks for the gold kind stranger
edit 2: Ok i'm noticing a lot of racism and misogyny in the comments I will be reporting
edit 3: It does not make me any less of a man to be raising another mans kids my wife can see who she likes.

We partake in a minuscule amount of tomfoolery hehe

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Nigger! Nigger tits! Bigger nigger tits please.
Please updoot, suffering low karma.

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NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS

People who put pineapple on pizza are retarded cucks

SUSSY BAKA!1!!?!
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I'm gay homosexual and transsexual and my pro nouns are fae/they. Hello all
>267 awards
>650,000+ karma

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>w*man posts a cosplay where the focal point is her boobs
>Several comments revolve around boobs
>LOCKED because there’s something wrong with y’all for talking about boobs in this boob-centered post

IT DEGRADES WOMEN TO JUST THEIR BODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU INCEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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