IF YOUR HEIGHT STARTS WITH A 5>, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS A MAN

IF YOUR HEIGHT STARTS WITH A 5>, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS A MAN.

IF YOUR HEIGHT STARTS WITH A 5>, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS A MAN.

IF YOUR HEIGHT STARTS WITH A 5>, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS A MAN.

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i'm so mad

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haha bitches i'm 4'11" and I got more balls than any of you

>, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU
Who art thou anyhow

Shut up tard, enjoy your statistically higher chance of developing a heart disease. Fucking lint licker

> 5>
Read again midg

the Giant Antaeus

YWNBAM

>oh nooo random Yea Forums man won't recognise me because I fall within the average height rounded down to the foot, oh nooooo what am i gonna dooooo

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If your IQ is double digits I don't recognize you. Sucks to be you OP.

Not just me. Take solace in knowing that everytime you have to tilt your head up to talk to a real man, we're laughing on the inside.

What do you attribute your high intelligence to? how do i smart like you Yea Forumsro?

Manlet copium.
YOU WILL NEVER BE A MAN.

>we're laughing on the inside

Ok, but...who gives a shit? We still do what we need to, do our jobs, get paid, many of us also get laid (not me, but that's because im an autist) and go about our lives. I cannot imagine someone entertaining themselves because they're taller than someone else...like, that's childish.

My friend who is 5'7" gets girls almost every weekend because he's a fucking chad. I'm 5'10" but too autistic to talk to girls. So it's a misconception that height directly correlates to pussy. And if that's not the case, then men have literally nothing else to worry about. If we dont get height-discriminated against by women, employers, friends, then we don't really give a shit. If a small percent of the population think they are high and mighty because they happen to have certain genes, then what does it matter to us? I'm actually confused out here

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>> 5>
>Read again midg

"5 geater than"

the midge is right, you dont recognise anybody over 5. get a fuckin eductaion short arse

also LARP elsewhere

Kek, not reading that. not my problem. also YWNBAM.

you will never be a woman, dilate harder

seeethe retardo

5 greater than the rest of the manlets. none of you faggots get recognized. must have gone over your head bud.

very short-sighted of you... kek, cope somewhere else manlet. men are speaking here.

I'm 6'5" and never understand where gaylords like you come from

Kek, how can i seethe from all the way up here? ive won the genetic lottery. ALSO YWNBAM.

>I'm 6'5" and never understand where gaylords like you come from

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Yeah when they rub on your face as you walk past any man

Fucking kek, that faggot's got more balls in his throat than any of us

I'm sorry that you have bad genes little guy :/

the real test is strength OP.
if you can't lift your BW about your head, and squat 2-3x your BW then you are not a real man

Nice try buddy.

real test is if you have to tilt your little chin up to speak face to face to the majority of men or women in your life, then YWNBAM. it's unfortunate really.

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you say that but your arms look like noodles and you have chicken legs. your body looks like a hungry skeleton and we all laugh at you when you are not around. eat a sandwich goddamn

laugh all you want. a manlet's keks can't be heard from all the way up here.

I think it's the fact that an average woman has to look down at you that makes you all so visibly weak, no matter how much you bench

have you ever talked to any actual, real, women? you dont need to lie to me, its a rhetorical question, just ask yourself, and then maybe go outside and realise nobody gives a shit about height and everybody gives a shit about personality

>I think it's the fact that an average woman has to look down at you
actually I am taller than the average woman, not by much but most women are my height if not a little shorter. It's cute.
this also means I have fucked a few women taller than me and shorter than me.

also idc who cares about how much I bench,,, I told you that if you don't lift a certain metric you are literally not a man. (you are woman) and even doubly embarrassed if a woman lifts more than you.
Imagine that, a woman stronger than you. I can't think of anything more embarrassing for YOU

height opens the door. personality allows you to walk through the door.

unfortunately for you, most women's doors just dont open for manlets, so you're stuck trying to open doors that just don't open for you AKA the friendzone.

i give you the simple truth, take it and run as far your little legs will let you

>unfortunately for you
unfortunately you are bragging about something that is genetic and you didn't work for, which makes you pathetic lol. it's almost as if you have nothing else to brag about? don't lift heavy? don't have lots of money? don't fuck a bunch of girls? don't have a big dick?
I know you have no muscle and you are kind of retarded so I doubt you have many friends. lmao

>actually I am taller than the average woman

try again

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>try again
I walk outside and talk to people unlike you lanky virgin. do you have any proof that you have fucked? like have you ever made a sex tape? my smart money is on 'no' but I sure do hope that I am not arguing with an actual virgin. because that would be really really sad

>gets told that YWNBAM
>proceeds to type wall of text

not reading either of those until you faggots get some shin implants

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everyone behold the lack of self esteem and shame embodied by lanky skinny skeleton fucks.
all you have to do is remind them that the one thing they cling to in life was given to them through no effort, and also remind them that they look like GUMBY with a stringy pathetic weak body and they crumble. their ego simply cannot take it

Imagine being tall, gifted a frame that should be filled out with muscle. instead you choose to eat doritos and play video games and be a weakling, instead of doing what men actually DO

just imagine this

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Fucking KEK, women must be so upset when you show up to blind dates

You are a waste of space if your height starts with 6’ or taller but you’re not currently on any NBA roster.

Go cry somewhere else, like the WNBA.

Try again

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>show up to blind dates
is this what you have to do? you have to convince desperate women to meet you without even knowing what you look like? and then when you show up and you have literally no muscle on your body she is disgusted post body and your three highest numbers

oh wait... you have no concept of your strength.
you literally have no idea how much you can (or cannot) lift.
women are stronger than you user. women

Imagine not being able to lift 100lbs (45kg) over your head

can you imagine being scared by numbers?
your brain is so small that you can only claim two integers 6 (feet) X (inches) but the moment we start talking triple digits you run for the hills.

cool kiddo you are 6 feet tall, are you 200lbs? lmao no then you are a skinny fuck and you need to not eat like a baby bird. do you lift 2-3x your bw in conventional stance (without straps and belts like a pussy)... oh no?

oh I guess you aren't a real man :^) better luck next life roll

dont be so angry little fellas. it's really no big deal. just date each other and cope with the fact that YWNBAM

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I’m 5’9, get girls easily, very happy in life
Not sure what your point is user, being a man is more than your physical appearance

>ywnbam
Why do fags always have to take the opposite of a good meme and make it less funny? You are the epitome of the loser kid in class who tried to keep a joke going and nobody was laughing anymore and then nobody wanted to have sex with you cause you were still the loser kid

And now you are just a weak little bitch who cannot lift a bag of dog food over his head

It is definitely tied to your physical strength and a man is strong. OP is a weak little bitch along with a few other lankies in this thread

awww, im sure you do little guy. who's a wittle man? YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!

Kek, you will never be superior to a taller person of the same ability

FUCKING KEK at the manlets consoling each other. you cant write this.

>you cannot write this
But I did. Both of them, independent comments to highlight what a weakling fag you are.
Imagine having no concept of your own strength but more than that having PRIDE in not knowing your own strength . You are lower than a woman in fact. Actually lower

I guarantee you there are women out there that lift more than you.

Kek, do you have to look up to speak to men in order to project your wittle voice?

Yes and a hell of a lot more than you. I know how to respect their lift because I know what it takes to lift heavy. You are just a fat spectator wearing a McDonalds shirt lmao
See above because you are the same fat peas in a pod

That dude is a pro wrestler and this is a gig. That means he had a job. That means he intrinsically better than OP.

OP : Always a faggot no matter how tall.

>i know how to respect their lift
kek, if you say so Spongebob. all i know is that these women laugh at you internally.

Huh so you must be embarrassed of yourself for women lifting more than you.
>also idc who cares about how much I bench,,, I told you that if you don't lift a certain metric you are literally not a man. (you are woman) and even doubly embarrassed if a woman lifts more than you.
Imagine that, a woman stronger than you. I can't think of anything more embarrassing for YOU

>be me
>pro wrestler
>best at what i do
>get gig on jerry springer
>immediately get slapped by much taller man

should i end it Yea Forumsros?

>all i know is that these women laugh at you internally
how you don't talk to women virgin
and I know for a FACT these women I describe don't talk to weaklings like you because they don't respect a faggot who calls himself a man and can barely lift a teapot

so you use my logic to defeat me? but forget that it defeats you? hm I think you might be a fucking retard yep!

wait what do you lift again?.. oh that's right you don't know lmao

Stupid. His talent IS getting slapped. Let me ask you. Is he actually getting hurt? No, fool! He's getting paid, which is better than you, too.

Kek, lift as much as you want. you still have to loop up to us whether you want to or not

If you listen to rap or hip hop I do not reckognize you as a human, only members of the great ape family enjoy rap/hip hop

>still have to look up to us
I look up to people with muscle and you have no muscle you look like a twig if you turn horizontal you disappear!
maybe that is why girls never noticed you

How does the logic defeat me? At no point have I mentioned whether or not I lift weights, but it is literally the only thing you have going for you, and you say both that there are women that lift more than you, and that you should feel embarrassed about such a thing. Not only are you a manlet, but you're embarrassed of yourself based on your own metric.

under 6 ft but has a talent/job

LOL You PHYSICALLY have to look up to us. not a metaphor.

>At no point have I mentioned whether or not I lift weights
and you don't
trust me you don't

you don't have to make up any fucking lies. if you actually lifted weights you would have thrown out some numbers a long lonnng time ago. why because you worked for those numbers and you are proud of them, but you have never worked for anything you are a lazy negro which is funny

LOL you turn sideways and literally disappear as you don't have enough surface area to make a physical difference.

LOL dumb nigger

No. I'm probably taller than you, but I'm certainly smarter than that little faggot OP.

this dude is definitely a manlet. Ignores the entire point of my reply. What is it like down there lifting 140 pounds(more than your body weight), while being 5'5.

>be me
>OP

kys short stuff

I can tell you what it's like lifting 300lbs and being 5'5'' would you like you hear about that instead