Hello anons! What are you doing today?

Hello anons! What are you doing today?

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Oh you know

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack

I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off
(He's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(Jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack

not bad how bout you drinking user

work on learning the command line, then work

Wondering why you're such an alcoholic, and attention whore. You can't even cook your own food. You have to use a crock pot

>slow cooking isn't cooking
ok retard

OP you got a recipe lined up for today?

It's not. It cooks it for you

so does an oven, what's your point?

>It cooks it for you
so when I put something on a pan, I am not cooking my own food?
this site needs to implement an iq test before you can post

have you ever tried, oh I don't know, not a bud light?

>You can't even cook your own food. You have to use a crock pot

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In my sofa watching tv and smoking a joint.

You got kicked off of for a reason

Playing the Pokemon Go community event. The game is really good these days

I have to see some people this afternoon. Gotta get a nice buzz going before

No crockpot meal today. It sucks

ah, that blows

may the pot roast gods bless you and feast upon the tears of the idiots who cry about your crock pot liners

Ah the good ol days

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i'm fortunate enough to live in a part of the US where beef prices are cheap and haven't spiked too badly. ground beef is a bit more expensive but chuck roasts are barely more expensive now compared to a few years ago. small blessings and all that.

I try to buy stuff when on sale

don't listen to any of these faggots op, rule of thumb is if it ain't covered in melted cheese, people will call you out because that is all they know, burgers and fries and all that other shit you tube brain washes these faggots into believing is real food but ultimately they will suffer in their insolence and cry to a doctor one day about why they are fat and blood pressure sky high.Just..you..wait.

See I do buy healthy stuff occasionally

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Saying racial slurs on Discord

How does your insides even function with all that plus alcohol?

crockpot man! 2 questions for you!

1.should i drink today? i have to work early tomorrow...
and 2. WHAT should i drink today? beer or whiskey?

Good questions. I drink beer all day (obviously) & then add whiskey at about 7:00ish. Although I’ve been drinking tequila recently for some reason

Why not????? Are you cooking anything today?

All what?

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Not cooking today. It’s a fucked up day…

i kinda find drinking beer pointless, i get full before i get buzzed. whiskey it is!

>It’s a fucked up day
What happened?

>whiskey it is
Weak

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ew

hey user! i Just bought myself a 15 pack of Keystone light and a pack of Marb reds. Gonna roll some fat back woods up and get fucking pickled on this beautiful sunday!

Cheers!!

Do you think the person that dumped this has bad breath or something?

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nah they got a money problem

My best bud’s wife died this week. I don’t have many friends (obviously) so I tried to set up a thing at a restaurant this afternoon with all the old HS guys & families.. no idea is it will be 4 people or 50. will be a shitshow

I am having dark thoughts about strangling and punching women on Yea Forums

Nice! Supposed to get up to 59 degrees here today. Should be the nicest day so far!

What happened to her?

just be there for your bud

Figured I'd play some Elden Ring with a friend on voice chat. Pretty relaxing day today. Hope you're having a fine day yourself user.

I remember you from another thread. I was wandering what you ended up doing.

A perfect plan!

high 40's for me today. got some burger from a cow we butchered this year. Gonna cook them on the wood stove.. should be good

cool tile bro
poor choice of beer tho
some ass for your morning

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Started as breast cancer & spread. I was with her on her last day-not knowing she wouldn’t make it through the night..

Sounds rough....

Yeah it’s fucked up. & I’m immature so it’s awkward

Howdy Yea Forumsud!

Not much, just gotta go do some food shopping, cook, pack up some of my stuff that I'm not using anymore before my move in a couple of weeks, and play some video games.

Post pics!

I wish I had the right answers for you but I dont. Sorry

Thanks. I’ve known this guy since kindergarten. We were college roommates.. stood up at their wedding etc… he is more of a disaster than I am if you can believe it…

what game?

They had a 11 year old kid if I remember correctly from your post.

Been sick with the flu the past few days. Gonna stay in bed and watch some movies

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Yep. I’m impressed you remember.

When I quit drinking my memory started improved for some reason. It was a heart felt thread.

Elden ring and some rocket league when I'd like to kickback my feet

Fuck you attention whore piece of shit

LoL crock pots were invented for stupid bitches who couldn't cook

why is using a crock pot any different than using an oven? they are both tools, it would be like bitching about using screws rather than nails

well, it's a good thing there are no women on Yea Forums