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Oh shit did nobody tell you god isn't real?
Nobody believes christians post on Yea Forums let alone in loli threads larper.

Damn it, got me again!

God is worthy of worship - you wouldn't know because you havent made that attempt to reconcile to God through Christ Jesus. God is good.

but God created those who drew those images, is not loving them also loving God?

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i bring a message of warning

>God is good.
Yeah, good at genocide.

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rolling for my waifu!

God is just in all his doings, what can you hold against him
no it's not, how is this so hard to understand?

all i need to do is ask forgiveness in my brain the last thing i do before dying and i'll be okay

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The problem of suffering comes to mind. I sure would have liked it if your god could have come up with a plan that didn't include my father being murdered.

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no. you need to accept christ now and live his word

then instead of being angry at God, plead and cry to him that is your Father, the one true God. God is your friend

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how did god go from vengeful to forgiving anyway, seems kinda suspicious if you ask me

reroll im not a pony fucker

How can I be angry at something that doesn't exist? I'm disappointed at THE CONCEPT of god, but actual god? Obviously not.

rollin

A warning nobody cares about schizo. Go larp as a Christian elsewhere.

he is vengfull against sin. Christ is our mediator to God on our behalf - his blood pays our debt/sin - due to this, God is just to forgive and have mercy, but the mercy and grace period won't last forever

eat pants

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look, i can't answer all your questions. Please i beg you just once, today/tonight, take it to God be truthfull from your heart and ask / say what ever you nned too -

no. i am needed here

>now or never
I'm not sure you understand forgiveness. Why are so many christians absolute morons?

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Wasn't the age of consent much lower when jesus was alive in your storybook? He defo smashed some loli puss leading the world's largest cult.

to accept Christ at the moment of death - sure it could be a thing - the thief on the cross. But i wouldn't risk my eternal salvation on that.

These ones are a product of this world. The world is their factory, the only way of how this ends is to burn the world and they be nevermore, God bless you user

This is where religitards come to die.

Mary was 12 yrs old when she gave birth to jesus.

>look, I can't answer all your questions.
That's life. You christfags gotta learn some things are beyond knowing
>Please i beg you just once, today/tonight, take it to God be truthfull from your heart and ask / say what ever you nned too -
Why would I take anything, let alone all my problems, to an entity I'm convinced does not exist? Nothing will come of it.

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>But i wouldn't risk my eternal salvation on that.
Good thing once we're dead we're dead.

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I wouldn't risk my completely unconfirmable bullshit afterlife on real life pleasure either. Now I can claim superiority over others.

what the f does this have to do with what im saying. stop derailing the message demons. repent

you don't know the truth..and it's sad, it hurts. Please re consider this.

I'm saying Jesus liked underaged girls, there's absolutely no way he didn't at the time. Why would god create cute little girls and not let his son spread his seed in them?

repent from what?

god didn't write "Don't do shit that one moralfag doesn't like."

>you don't know the truth..and it's sad,
There you go insisting you do. Neither of us knows shit and at least I can admit it. I just know how biology works.

you don't know the truth, either.

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give me scriptual proof. else be quiet
you think masturbating to porn is just and rightous to God? and you ask me what you should repent from???
i know shit either except we are all wrethced and fall short of God's glory and are in need of a saving grace which is christ jesus.

but they aren't ponies user

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you don't know it either.
Guys. ATTENTION, it's so crucial and important to stop the idolatry over porn and loli. Stop lusting after it and masturbating to it. Repent and turn To Christ youtu.be/kZdzJtVBuPU

>except we are all wrethced and fall short of God's glory and are in need of a saving grace which is christ jesus.
Can you provide evidenc for this claim?

what do you think about jews? we should kill them all right, they did after all cause the death of god's only son. i mean if there's ONE thing we can all agree on it's that messing with god's literal only child is pretty much an unforgivable crime.

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All I need to know is you don't know either for my interest in the subject to end.

What makes you think there's anything to discuss after that?

>the age of consent much lower
as in the concept of such an age didn't even exist

it's right there in the bible bud.
one example.
Rom 3:23

Nah, murdering his own son was all part of god's plan. People who wear mixed fabric are a thousand fold more evil than ze jooz, though.

i don't care about that, that's not my concern because once the Church leaves God will go back to working with israel

OK, do you have any evidence of the veracity of the bible? It sure is a mess of contradictions and barbaric practices.

>give me scriptual proof. else be quiet
I'm convinced that Christians are the most boring people on Earth. You alone is enough to deter people from religion lol.

>else be quiet
Your god gave me free will though? Or did you forget that?

aha, but she was also a virgin!

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not hating the people that killed god's son and doesn't even acknowledge that god had a son seems pretty fucked up to me. if i were god i wouldn't forgive you for that sin.

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i could give you hundreds of scriptures and you would not be satisfied. you want an answer to your question. read the bible
if you cant provided scripture to back your calim then any response you make hating on Jesus is fruitless and holds no merit.

Herpderp diving plan.

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>i could give you hundreds of scriptures and you would not be satisfied.
Well no shit. Scriptures aren't proof of anything but a bunch of people wanting to write a book of silly legends. Christians are really bad at bringing evidence because they have no clue what evidence actually is.

fuck you

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anons took the bait

Scripture isn't evidence of anything. Holy books are written by men for control.

OK.

We're at trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls at this point.

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checked, also post more adult women pushing lolis around pls

yo

But I'm more into lolis pushing adult men around.

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Rollllll

give cunny

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god knocked up a 13 year old with himself.
I don't think he's in a position to be pointing fingers about fapping to cartoons.

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