>Post the first person you ever jerked off to
I can't.
It'd be my mother, who has been dead for decades
Post the first person you ever jerked off to
I'm starting to kinda wonder if they're all really secretly trannies. anyone else wonder that?
There's like 3 WTFs in that one sentence, impressive
That's your brain on 2020's soy fumes
>someone got paid to hold Janet's tits
And here I am flipping burgers for dogshit
Still get rock hard whenever I hear
"hit my baby one more time"
Brooke Satchwell. Then, and forever.
could be. i did always find the 90s sex icons suspicious, but it could just be because they're essentially glorified sex slave prostitutes. but there always seems some "secret" about them.
Went to my school, a couple of grades below. Friends with my sister. Would have fucked the shit out of her just a few years later. She developed nicely.