Follow american recipe

>Follow american recipe
>always works
>Follow europoor recipe
NEVER FUCKING WORKS

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Shit does not solidify
If proportions are off ir ur shit, maybe dont write them?

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but meh remove ""icing"'

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wont do shit, because if you tell me to use 10x more water than needed, it would soak somewhere.

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Why did you jizz onto your brownies?

Y'all burgers be crackin me up.

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No, I followed their shit recipe.
If I jizzed it would have been better unironically, as you can remove it and like still have non-damaged cake thing base

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Link to recipe?

Where are you from?

Burger land. I just like callin y'all burgers.

Speaking of burgers, europoor recipies are insane. I literally wasted 1 fucking kilogramme of sugar, that is 2.2 pounds. And they call americans sugar-addicted.
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what the fuck even was that supposed to be? im glad you fucking threw that thing in the trash! FUCK that thing!!!

OP pls i really want to see what you have in your fridge

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What a massive faggot you must be.

recipes ofc.
It was supposed to be this

Nothing. Which is why i decided to cook. I guess time to lose some pounds, because losing kilograms is for faggots

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Did you really just get offended be me callin y'all burgers burgers? You gotta go back.

>thenomadtoday.com/articulo/finland/mokkapalat-easy-fast-and-delicious/20190704135005002363.html
Wow what a fucking retarded recipe. Why didn't they use weight for the flour?

annon that was going to be your dinner? wtf lol

OP post fridge pic we can help you make something else

Right back at ya.

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i take burger as a compliment despite being pescatarian

Nope. Not offended. But you tried and no one can take that away from you.

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>Wow what a fucking retarded recipe. Why didn't they use weight for the flour?
Exactly. And deciliters, who the fuck uses that shit. Finns/swedes are fucking worst.
Kinda. I found some chicken in freezer, so maybe I might not die of hunger

what fucking recipes you mutts can't fucking cook worth shit, fucking abomination right there.

MFer making me look up words and shit. Oh, crabs and whatnot. Ok.

hahahaha you fucked it

I have never seen deciliters used ever. I've made plenty of euro recipes, and I've never observed that before.

Fine haul of digits we have here.

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probably so anyone who does not own a scale but a measuring cup could bake their stuff

You shouldn't be baking if you don't own a scale Unless you're skilled..

fucking CHECKD bruv

what kind of seasoning for the chicken do you have, post spice cabinet pls

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Ty frien.

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Nice mango worm brownie.

Kek, saved.

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Season your chicken? What are you, a nigger?

Whatever pre-mix i had.

Who doesn't chicken is very bland on it's own?

oh my op OP fucking please be more descriptive, i need this right now. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO SEASON THE CHICKEN WITH

Black people say they season shit but its always like the most shit tier stuff that is available at their local walmart. Trash ass lemon pepper and nothing else

Some random pre-mixed spice for chicken with bread crumbs. I dont know even what is inside of it. Similar to KFC spice.

i demand a picture of said mixture

amazon.ca/Grille-Grilling-Montreal-Chicken-Seasoning/dp/B002QKOOX6

oh shit son thats the fucking good stuff

Come to DC and say that out loud in public about Mumbo sauce. I dare ya.

>Come to DC
i will walk out my front door right now and yell it into the wind - im already here nigga

Ever tried it on fries? Cook your fries until just about done, give them a quick toss in some canola oil and chicken spice then back into the oven for the last five minutes. Hy's seasoned salt also goes good on fries. (Get the "with MSG" version)

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No MSG? No thanks.

Btf, glutamate turns you into furries, dont do it

i have not tried that, but in honor of your trips im now obligated to, buying right now on amazon

there is nothing wrong with mono sodium glutamate

What?

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>no 10kg bag of MSG in the cupboard
Shamefur dispray

Trips cheked
NOW you faggot of massive culinary disappointment. I saw the recipe. Did you turn the oven to 200 degrees? Because if thats a eurofag recipe thats celcius. And the equivilant would be 392 Farenheit.

>Follow american recipe
>Say goodbye to your arteries

oh fuck

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OP is a faggot for being so dumb at understanding the metric system that he blames the recipe instead of himself.

Next time buy your cakes frozen, dum dum.

Shouldve baked at 400 degrees
noob faggot

My oven has chinese celsius.
I used lead-based solder reflow temperature, idk how much is it in celsius. Prob 216C.
Actually no, americans dont use as much sugar as euros, surprisingly.

are you chinese op? based
fuck europoors

Maybe you're just having trouble with the metric system measurements

Average burger tard

Yuropoor recipies are fucking retarded. I'm not talking about their jewy communist metric system measurements, I'm talking about how they have to use a fucking scale to measure dry ingredients. What kind of subhuman nigger has to weigh dry ingredients when us Americans (real people) have these magical things called dry ingredient measuring cups. Like holy shit why not just volumetrically measure your ingredients? You can have a near perfect level of precision too, unlike having to gnat's ass 450 grams of flour with a fucking pair of tweezers.

>kilogramme
>Montreal Chicken Spice
>Barely understands the concept of cooking
Found the quebecfag