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melodeath sucks
Stop listening to NSBM.
POST YOUR WEEKS NOW CUNTS!
Reminder that Venom, Celtic Frost, and Hellhammer were thrash metal bands.
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War metal sucks
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deathrash
german edition
I wish I was Dead
OFFICIAL BLACK /METAL/ BASED RANKINGS:
1. Caller of the Storms
2. Hotdog Abbath
3. Xasthur post-gf
4. Striborg (but only ironically)
6. Snorre Ruch
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26. Neige
...
2563. Famine post 2014
HEY
Of course they were thrash metal. Howerer I consider first wave black metal / proto-black metal to be subgenre of thrash metal, instead of being black metal subgenre. Same would apply to Bathory, Bulldozer, early Kreator, early Sodom and Destruction's first ep of course. All of them thrash, but not exactly traditional thrash.
fender telecaster?
Nah you couldn't define them simply as thrash, this is bait. Both were redefining how metal could sound
hey
I SAID
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
fucking shit, are most of you fags like this?
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yeah that is actually me in the middle
post horrible music videos from small metal bands
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obligatory.
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tbf this is a joke band
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are there any women here? need metal gf.
Just ignore him, lads...
ignore who
how will 2019 fare compared to 2018?
ok that's pretty based
SATAN
FLYING
FROM HIS
THRONE
TOWARD
THE GATES
OF
HEAVEN
any news on the new dark angel album?
omg new DsO can't wait
Dawn of the Black Hearts legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to the bedroom. Your average album cover doesn’t scare me at all.
rec me some red national socialist anarchist black metal
thrash really is trash
How's that Mournful Congregation record? Been meaning to check it out
Also 2019 has so far been pretty good but 2018 had some really stellar shit so I dunno if it'll be topped
Kek
It's my favorite funeral doom record and I've listened to quite a few
Only if it has 6 saddles. The 3 barrel shit is only good for country pickin.
Blood Fire Death is thrash you moron
any metal about norse mythology? seems like a great lyrical theme for the genre
none
tons
That wouldn’t make sense
I love listening to metal while I’m in nature lads
thrash really is trash
Based
>the part in the video where they run across the creek
>when she’s a nymphomaniac and she tells you and your black metal friends that daddy ain't home
best post itt haha
GHOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSS
these are the only types of acceptable black metal music videos to be honest famillia
nazbol gang rise up
autokrator
Immortal were really going for that Bathory sound in their first album
consume less soyy
go back to r/thedonald
>go back to r/thedonald
this song has no right being this cool..
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t. hasn't seen the new copypasta
myspace cybergrind isn't bad
also is anyone else's board catalog really fucked up
wait a second this is not metalcore
About to listen to Type O Negative for the first time. What am I in for?
some deep voiced dude whining about his girlfriend smelling like someone else's cum
this next song is dedicated to some personal friends of mine...
...the LAPD.
good music
fuckin posers
only on the first two albums
In another universe, Massacra could have been one of those washed up bands who releases an album this year
pretty based desu
>BURN, YOU RACIST BITCH!
How do I stop getting so dizzy when headbanging? I don't even headbang that hard, I think.
It's embarrassing, I once got so dizzy I grabbed onto a guy next to me not to fall over
tryna discover some new bands
no luck so far
Slow Deep Hard
>AHH FUCK YOU BITCH I HATE WOMEN AHHHH
Bloody Kisses
>SEX SEX SEX and fuck white people
October Rust
>SEX LOVE SEX depression and anxiety
World Coming Down
>I am a failure and I deserve to die alone
eat more bananas
forgot pic
it doesn't matter bro!
in the pit we pull each other up
infernal hailz 666
I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING
SOMEONE ELSEEE
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I think there's truth to that, I'm eating terribly lately and get dizzy more easily than before...
thank you bro
GIVE ME THE HIGHEST ENERGY THRASH YOU"VE GOT
DISCIPLES OF POWER
WE WILL BE HEARD
the first Vulture EP
Vhöl, Nocturnal, Morbid Saint, Speedwolf, Dark Angel, Possessed, Ketzer's first 2 albums.
>fuck white people
i'm guessing you're just pretending to be retarded and pretending to not understand satire. steele was actually fairly redpilled
Stay hydrated and just do it more often. Your equilibrium is a muscle that can be strengthened.
Which one is the best?
obviously Pink
numale band
try to be better, user
>Your equilibrium is a muscle that can be strengthened.
I can sort of attest to this. I used to not be able to headbang while walking, but now I can.
how often are you supposed to vacuum your carpet
>87601037
you got any pets?
best /metal/ question ever
keep your head perfectly still and using your neck as a pivot point gyrate the rest of the universe around you
Fuck I’m like this I’m worse because I can’t headbang for even like 1 minute without getting dizzy or end up with a headache
no but i don't wear shoes indoors and my feet/socks are pretty sweaty after work
hope it helps
I can headbang really fucking viciously and be fine. My neck does get a little tired if I haven't headbanged in a while and I go to a concert.
I should also note: as long as there is some kind of rock or metal band playing, it is hard for me to physically stop headbanging, even if the band is terrible. Like, I have to really focus on not headbanging at all.
fates warning
not listening to your band
Wish I was that talented
I'll check em out :).
Peter Steele hating everything and everyone, including himself
It’s black/punk btw I’m trying to get into this type of bm (after listening to NyreDolk) because the riffs are catchy as hell. The band I posted has some very catchy vocals too
corporate goth rock people here only give a pass to because that knuckledragger from Carnivore was the vocalist
AAAAAATTTTAAACCCCKKKK TTTTHHHHEEEEEE CCCCCHHHHUUURRRCCHHHHHH
these (you) addicts are going out of hand
Check out Bone Awl. Super scratchy black punk.
Looking for bands that have burping vocals.
pic related.
>tfw it was your turn on the xbox an hour ago and your mom won't make your brother stop playing
Slayer wee nothing but pale Venom copyists who took the melody out of Venom's sound and made it faster.
Venom, as we all know, are the KISS of metal. So by copying them, you are also buttmetal.
Morbid Angel were basically just copying Hell Awaits but making it a little faster on their first album.
By copying imitators of buttmetal, you aren't just buttmetal, you're something worse. You're watered down buttmetal.
>MUH CRUSH THE PRIEST
>MUH ATTACK THE CHURCH
It would be more honest just to spam "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH," you buttrock lovers.
was it austism?
Thanks for the rec but Jesus Christ I hate discovering bands with this many releases don’t know where to start and it gives me anxiety
>bass solo take 1
based and 90s visual keipilled
>having bass
going by that image they only have one album. consider demos, splits and EPs for people who are already into the band.
Why this lineup of albums user? None of these are metal albums either.
nice reddit spacing
>muh board culture
AKA "I have no argument".
I've never seen these guys mentioned on /meal/ before. I quite like them, this album in particular.
genenna?
Ok then. thanks for the rec
Gehenna
I like that album but that song is fucking garbage and I hate apologists for defending it.
What in the goddamn is going on.
it's overrated by people who want to deify cliff but it's not a bad song
I guess, I don't know.
Seems like someone dies and instantly becomes the best at something, like Dio, Cliff, Dimebag, etc.
The only dead musician who lives up to the hype is Chuck, who indeed gave the best head.
but Dio is the best, wtf are you talking nigger
I love Dio but there are better singers, in Sabbath even.
name one better singer and name one better singer in sabbath
Tony Martin
>name one better singer
Both Bruce and Halford have larger ranges and more variety in their delivery. Dio had a unique voice though and nobody really did his thing better than him.
you know tony martin was just copying Dio right
I'm surprised J.D. Kimball doesn't come up more in these 'best singer' discussion.
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I mean come on. Listen to this shit
Second Spell fucking slaps. A Myth in particular.
>aesthetics are nice
>nergal is 50/50 on personality, being a cool dude but he's like a talk show celebrity
>last two albums were bretty gud
>have an overall solid discography
>fans can range between cool guys, gothots, and deathcore kids
How does this band attract at such a broad scope?
By being good. Catchy without sacrificing heaviness.
Not a very metal week.
negral is a definition of poser and sellout. always knew pollacks aren't good in metal..
have sex
If some album cover makes so you so afraid, maybe black metal isn't quite right genre for you.
go to the gym.
>thrash really is trash
>listens to power metal
Your opinion is invalid.
Literally all viking metal bands.
>listens leftist goth rock
>uses numale reaction image
Irony.
i was just joking lol
>Type O Negative
>leftist
user please, where do you get these silly ideas
>kill all white people
>not leftist
ok
Are you retarded? That song is satire. How about you talk about the song where he calls people on public assistance sub-humans?
There ya go
Based
What did you think of Voivod?
Yes, that former crossover thrash band vocalist who sings about bad relationships, is some real nationalist. Yes, keep living in a lie.
cuz they're '''extreme''' metal but not actually heavy at all
The cover reminds me of Killer Queen.
Other than that, it's okay, maybe a bit too soft on the vocals for thrash. My brothers will like it because of no extreme vocals so I'll have some other metal to play during our activities.
>Lots of Bolt Thrower
Nice.
For fucks sake, woke up and snowmageddon is raging outside, in may...
pic semi related
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First time they actually clicked. Heard them before a few times and thought they were shit. Heard it now and thought to myself that these are the most powerful riffs in the world. Also very good background for the paper I was writing.
I don't think pete was a hardcore white nationalist or anything but he wasn't some SJW soiboi either. He seemed like a fairly average working class guy who wasn't afraid to use his music as an outlet for anger, against whatever he felt like.
Is Coroner any good?
listen to them and find out maybe are you fucking retarded
I need /metal/'s opinion.
He did convert to Catholicism by the time he was recording his last album. It increased the redpillnes on some issues.
Peter Steele was way too conventionally attractive to care much about politics. political extremism is for ugly, angry people
Today a lot of people don't understand sarcasm, irony or satire what so ever.
Everything is exactly what they seem to be, always.
He was also bff with some jews, one of them even played in Type O.
why
shut up
Someone last thread asked for the best releases of the year
This one is late 2018 so I'm counting this one
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The year hasn't been as good as 2018 or 2016 I'd say but these releases are very good.
that’s what /metal/ threads are for
no it's not you are so fucking stupid and lazy fucking listen to metal or fuck off
i can shitpost too, faggot.
ur using shitty bait that will attract nothing but the same bullshit responses that are repeated every thread
Coroner is indeed, good
Tony Martin was brought in to replace Ray Gillen though, not Dio
danke
/metal/ in a nutshell
They're pretty good, not my favorite tech thrash though. A lot of aimless shredding and not a lot of memorable songwriting
>A lot of aimless shredding and not a lot of memorable songwriting
Every thrash metal band ever
is metal for stupid people
Even br00tal thrash can have good songwriting, Spectrum of Death is a great example of this. Coroner generally doesn't, although their first two albums have enough variety to be worth sitting through. But I'm never going to listen to Mental Vortex or No More Color when I could listen to Aspid or Watchtower or something.
Yes my iq is 40
what makes metal technical or progressive?
>what makes metal technical
Play fast, make weird noises with you guitar.
>or progressive?
Play slow, make weird noises with your guitar.
>Technical
Sounds like shit because they keep picking notes and it sounds broken and artificial
>Progressive
It lasts for 10 minutes and has non metal parts
>technical
Fast and complex instrumentation, odd time signatures, polyrhythms.
>Progressive
Complex song structures, strange chord progressions, non-standard instrumentation
that's amazing
metal for this feel
Post your face when you FINALLY understand he was the truest of them all all along
>He's still posting "le wacky Abbath faces xD"
Cringe
>recruited a woman to trigger kvltfag incels
based
my point is he's copying Dio's vocal style (which was established back in the 70s thanks to Rainbow, so there's no way he hadn't heard him)
by that logic Dio was just copying Ian Gillan
unsaucable band
snitching is trve
Any black metal with good production?
Metal comebacker here. What bands are currently releasing stuff? Mainly industrial for me so I can keep up with the releases and discovering new stuff
No
>Mainly industrial for me
Mayhem, Emperor
holy shit
It's pretty great
>stop liking what I don't like
ok there retardo di caprio
no, but stop liking buttmetal
neige could be a qtrap
i unironically know a girl like this in my metal scene (minus the daddy bit)
>doesn't like industrial
>posts in a /metal/ untz untz edition
doesn't compute
in yet another universe they'd be the French band terrorizing European festivals instead of Lameblast
Classic war metal
When I listen to metal, I am nature.
Thoughts on this?
unironically his best, but doesn't get the credit because it's not bm
The s/t track is great.
fuck i confused this cover with hammerheart, i retract my statement
but still a great album
>Autokrator
Jesus that may be the creepiest album cover I've ever seen
Black metal or Viking metal Bathory?
viking, always
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last place ended up being empty, any recs for what I should listen to?
>Thrower
>But Chuck did give the best head
>Hate Forest
>Priest
>Not falling for the Sunn is bad meme
based
I love the opening and closing tracks, but I'd still rank it beneath almost all of the black metal and viking metal albums
Life is killing me
>All of the above mixed in a blender
Dead Again
>Still want to die but now I've found Jesus so I guess it's fine, world ending soon anyway
She a qt
Delete this
That's like asking for anime about high school.
>anime profile pics amirite?
Why is most anime like this?
Bathory's greatest
metal fags make me cringe because they all look alike
>we are non-conformists but we all dress the same and act the same. we all have long hair and wear black
>Because it's the last time Japs get to witness freedom.
>It's meant to be sold to teens.
>It's easy to produce and sell
>They have a shitload of pedo NEETs with lots of disposable income
The list could go on... they struck gold and ain't stopping now.
>Madeth Gray'll
ultra based
Powerchad reporting in.
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@87606922
You need to try harder if you want to get (you)s
can’t believe people unironically like this
shit audio quality
Yama-B was the superior singer though
He understood from the begining how campy and silly was everything and used it in his favor.
Yama-B left because of that album lol
ultra based
They had other vocalist ?, this guy is so generic.
5/10 wouldn't search for my dreams to this.
>still get made fun of by pizza thrash for doing the exact same thing they do.
Their older stuff was better
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I love their whole discography.
So do I desu
OH NO NO NO NO
Myrkur waifufags BTFO
the dad is arab too
Why do people care except for memes? It's mediocre metal made popular by an artificially created image and enough onions to make it popular with all the hipsters.
>abrami
I think he might be another middle eastern ethnicity
What's the best metal album to go dogging to?
memes
>not knowing about blacklodge
emperor if you're into gay dogging
VEMBIRES OF BLAG IMBERIAL BLUD :DDD
billy corgan might have impregnated her lmao
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Fuck you i LOVE it
Also best death metal cover ever
RIPPING THROUGH FLEEEEEESH
IS WHAT I DO BEEEEST
Just when I thought she couldn't get anymore cringe
hi-cut samus best samus
New Esocthrilium
It's more sinister, but less aggressive compared to the stuff before.
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POST BDM NOW!
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Cryptopsy and Suffocation are the only BDM bands I like so far.
Everybody's knows one. If not, you're a poser.
Mediocre thrash album. Still the best from Bathory.
Know a girl who likes metal and is allegedly a nympho. Pretty much all my friends have had sex with her except me.
This is good for you. Having sex with sluts is bad for your penis, mind and soul.
His new single is awful, sadly.
Sad thing is we had been talking (over msn/social media, not actually talking) since we were 13, seven years later when she started hinting she wanted to fuck I kinda stopped talking to her altogether, it's a shame because it's the only female friend I've ever had. It's pretty pathetic now that I think about it.
Artillery - By Inheritance
Effigy or Pierced?
whoa there
some of us have shaved heads
I have short hair and I'm wearing a green shirt, though
or your area has no metal scene ;_;
childbirth is pretty metal, I guess
WE ARE BORN IN BLOOD AND PAIN
I have corn rows and exclusively wear only a felt crop top and a thong. Faggot.
Not everyone does, and they don't get judged for it whether they do or not
here u go
BT, Batlord and Blood only good albums
+Slaughter, Massacra, last 2 rows
decent
+Demolition Hammer, Morbid Saint
lay off the generic death metal and go for göre
They just announced the stage times for a gig at multiple venues and they've put two of the headliners on at the same time. Are they retarded or what?
Are these albums good?
what do you think faggot?
you didn’t answer the question
10/10
Listen to Rammstein.
I plan to listen the new album when it comes out for a couple of times and then forget it ever existed, just like I did their 2 previous ones.
They have a few good songs.
I like their newest music video with the nazis
If it gets a couple listens they must still be good
I always listen an album two or three times before I decide I don't like it.
checked
Same here, looking for more.
Fair enough. Rammstein's songs definitely require multiple listens to fully "get"
>Fair enough. Rammstein's songs definitely require multiple listens to fully "get"
Female friends aren't something you need, really. You need a woman for a relationship. Female friends are a meme that just ends up with an unfulfilled desire for sex or romance, unless she's ugly or something of the sort.
;)
vio-lence eternal nightmare
NEW THREAD
You can’t put me off my good old Swedish Death, but maybe I’ll have a gore binge next time I sit down to find new music.
Too early, faggot.
>watchtower
my dude
I used to listen to this when i played dark souls