Hello anons! What are you doing today?

Hooker just left my house. Probably just hang out and watch some pirated vids

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did a week of drinking so preparing to face the consequences

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Heyyyyyyy

Fuck you attention whoring piece of shit

>E flat lol
>I think you mean B sharp Mr. Cobain
>8 notes slappy: A, A sharp, B, C, C sharp, D, D sharp and E. Write them down so you don't look so stupid irl

Getting high and watching baseball. Then tonight I'll get high and watch UFC

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Getting ready to head to the airport in a couple hrs, long night, always glad to see your posts user. I'll have a drink with ya. Wisers whiskey on the rocks will be the choice.

Pretty sure he's referring to tuning 1/2 step down Mr. Beethoven

Beer user has been sipping out of the same can for 4 years

Well somebody's in a great mood today!

My kid was barfing all night and has a fever of 40 degrees
So I'm doing nothing but doting on her

Nice! Busch light was my beer of choice in high school! Stay tuned for a shopping cart thread

Hello Nicholas. How's kate? Shouldnt you be doing something instead of being a fucking methhead homeless nigger?

Make sure to check her rectal temperature with a thermometer it’s the most accurate reading

I'm not using a gay boy crock pot today that's for sure.

Actually that's because paypal has put a security block something on my account so I can't transfer my money to my debit card so I can't buy goddamned food the stupid fuckers.

Otherwise I'm good, just shitposting here and there and playing some vidya.

Is there any reason to drink light beers over teh regular version? I usually go for budweiser. Is bud lite worth trying?

I wonder how much it all cost lol.

Also, has he posted his plastic lined crock pot yet? People always lose their shit.

Recovering from drinking 37 beers last night, and not the American sized cans, the UK sized cans.
I want to curl up and die quietly. No matter how much water I drink I still feel ill.

All alcoholic subhuman pieces of shit need to kill themselves.

I will stay tuned, there's something comfy about your threads, I dig it. I like the busch lights for how few carbs they have as lame as that sounds lol

Or you could just ignore the thread bozo

Little less heavy in the gut, fewer calories, alcohol content is slightly lower but not enough to make a difference (like 4.7 compared to 5%).

I like light beer, regular beer, whatever as long as its cheap. But I'm on day 13 of not drinking and I'm trying to quit for good.

Anyway, I'm not OP but I'm here just the same. Shit posting and playing vidya. What are the rest of you faggots doing?

Calm down mate it's a fucking thread on the internet go choose something else to vent the anger of your mum sucking nigger dick and your dad beating you.

Both are american pisswater beers, drink real beer.
I know America doesn't have a drinking culture but come on dude, there's more alcohol in water.

>American sized cans
>UK sized cans

So American sized cans, would that be 12oz, 16oz, 32oz? You know "American" sized cans isn't a thing right?

Kill yourself faggot

Interesting my kid is puking today

Americans drink coke can sized cans, like the one in the photo, normally.
UK drinks either pint-sized cans, or nearly pint-sized cans normally.

Stop being pedantic, the pic shows the beer related and you knew exactly what I meant. Americans take 5 coke-can sized beers to a party for themselves, whereas in the UK you take a 20 crate of nearly-pintsized cans for yourself; the difference is there, you chose to be pedantic even though the pic clearly shows an american-sized beer.
Your problem not mine.

I enjoy Weihenstephaner sometimes too.

Watching some yt vids about modding the 5.7 challengers, I'd like to add some HP to mine. Probably gonna play rocket league here soon. Chill Saturday off, I love being a bum outside of work

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American pisswater is good for long sessions, it's not like we don't appreciate actual good beers too. Love me some good German or Belgian imports

That's a nice one
Yeah that's fair. There are shit beers here too that only moron students drink but yeah they are good for a summer long sesh I suppose. American whisky is great though too.

Just finished a job. $400 bucks for 45 minutes of work....now I dont know wtf to do with myself. Maybe go buy some edibles.

>Americans take 5 coke sized cans for themselves
>UK you take 20 pintsized cans yourself

Stingy nigger only bringing beer for yourself.

I didn't know there was a limit. I generally bring a 30 rack as a gift if I go to a party but a pint bottle of whiskey for myself since I don't usually drink beer.

I'm really interested in these numbers. Where did you pull them from? Your ass?

Working, but plan on drinking with the boys after im out tonight. I need more friends :(

Your food sucks, your beer sucks, your life sucks. Kill yourself.

Cool. I tried rocket league but I'm shit at it. I'm playing some Skyrim (had never played it before this year) and Animal Crossing. I love being a bum too when I'm working but it sucks now because I haven't worked in a month and am trying to find a job.

Yeah man whiskey and bourbon here can be amazing, I like getting bulleit on the rocks if I'm at a bar. We have some good local breweries too, it isn't all pisswater out here haha

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Rocket league is definitely something you have to practice. Cool enjoy skyrim it's a great fun adventure, I wish I could play it again for the first time. Witcher 3 is also really good as a similar game.
I feel you, they say the only thing worse than having a job is looking for one. Things have gone to shit at my organization but I may be able to get a transfer to a more laid back facility. Hope you find something good soon user

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Fix this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i am gonna inhale the smog

looking at a picture of a hand holding a can of Bud Light in front of a stove/oven

Thanks for pushing me to improve, temporary solution is having it taped up but I ordered a much longer cable so it can be managed properly.

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Watching sportsball on tv and eating snacks. Just finished a big bowl of garlic cayenne popcorn and three oranges. Not sure if I’ll finish he leftover black beans (make a quick burrito) or leftover rice (make a quick veggie/egg fried rice) next.

You could make a quick burrito with beans and rice. Maybe fry up some meat real quick if you have anything and throw some cheese or sour cream in. Good stuff

i think i havent eaten in 3-4 days. im gonna pass out soon but drinking is life

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Definitely leaning towards the burrito next. Finished all the pizza last night so didn’t have any leftovers from that.

Used to do that in my 20’s, drink from Thursday night through Sunday afternoon without eating much. Wasn’t the best time in my life, but I can’t say I regret it either. Cooking for myself helped break the cycle.
Stay safe, user. Easy to hurt yourself on a binge.

>Easy to hurt yourself on a binge.
Words of wisdom. Put me in the hospital for 7 days.

cheers, ive been taken to hospital on many occasions. not a healthy lifestyle

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Way ahead of you
It tastes awful though

For what?

for drinking, seizures, gastritis etc

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not doin great nor bad just alright gotta do something but i'm so tired that i can't
what bout you you doin good user? hope you are