Haven't been laid in a year. Not even head. Shit, the only girl I've talked to this year is my sister...

I'll worship your dick

You ever fap over her?

Sorry, I think I'm pretty straight

Uh, yeah I have before.

What were the secrets, just curious?

Of course you have. Everyone with a sister has. Fuck other girls user, your sis is where you should focus your energy. Guessing your close.she tease?

Also nice cock bro

Probably true. She's married with kids, so I'm good on that.

Oh, thanks!

Lol she not got any friends to fix you up with?

Although, now I'm curious if shes ever fapped to me, doubt it though. Never thought about that before.

Welcome. Bi so would suck if you ever get curious lol

She doesn't have many friends, and of her friends, I don't find any attractive. I wouldn't want to just bang one of her friends and ditch em though, that'll piss her off. Not really looking for a relationship, fed up with those. Just want to get laid rn lol

Of course she has. Should have a night in together with plenty of wine while watching game of thrones.

Maybe some day. I'm still not sure. Always have thought I'm straight. Just been using sex toys to get though this dry spell, never considered a guy.

You really think so? Idk. Doubt it. Anyways, hows your love life? That is part of the discussion, aside from my own.

Well my ultimate would be a bi mmf with a bro sis.I’m pretty hot to lol. You got kik?

Same girl for10 years so bored af lol

1 year and about 8 months

Me

I don't, but seems like I should get it with how popular it is on here. is it anonymous?

Want to see my cock?

Supposed to be but I’m paranoid about everything to be fair. Also got snap if you prefer

Do you wish you were single? I just got out a 4 year relationship, the grass is not always greener, lol

Like I said, pretty sure I'm straight, but sure. Let's see it lol

It’s a tricky one. My life was like a porno when I was young so it’s been hard with just one girl

2min lol

Just had a thought. Txt your sis and say your thinking of going gay cause you can’t find a girl like her

Lol, she'd probably just tell me to have fun sucking dicks, tbh.

Do it for a laugh. You can send her pics of cocks asking what she thinks and slip your own in. Not forgot dick pic of my own either. Difficult with mrs about

You can go ahead and get some now. Don't worry, we will wait.

lol, I'm sure her husband would love that. plus, she'd recognize my body/bathroom if she saw the dickpic I posted

like, immediately, she would be like "is that your bathroom?! that's you!"

Wouldn’t be hard to take another. She wouldn’t tell her husband b/ro

Why are people so heavily trapped by their own instincts? Like animals in heat. Is that an intelligence thing?

You could say you like it then? Lol

What do you mean? Trapped by the horny, you mean? I think it's less an intelligence thing, more hormonal

But if you let your desires, which are driven by your instincts (hormones are just the activators), you are like an animal. The conscious mind gets thrown out the window and your small brain takes over.

Meh, seems like a bad plan, lol. If she ever wants to see it she can just ask. I wouldn't say no

Well, yeah. That's not untrue. That's why there is that saying... "thinking with the OTHER head" etc etc. Men and women aren't completely rational when horny.

Watch game of thrones with a bottle or two of wine. If you don’t end up fucking after that there’s something wrong with you both

stop making me think about this LOL would be fun

The ultimate bro. Would gladly help get it started and fuck and duck the life out of you both. You uk? Like coke? Lol

*fuck lol fonefag

Why haven't you asked your sister to be your wife yet?

In US. Do you have a sister you want to fuck or something?

shes married, and anyways, I want some cute strange from a bar or something

Seriously when I'm in a slump, sister pussy is best pussy. You don't know love until you fill your sister with your hot semen. Just penetrating her deep, looking into her eyes, connecting deeper than with any other person. You're missing out bro.

So what? I bet he hasn't touched her in ages. I fuck my sister all the time.

I hy is this thhead so active? Its like schizoposting

I probably would if she offered, but that's not gonna happen. I just want a friends with benefits or something, chill, fuck, smoke weed, that's it.

Who doesn’t

Cool. She hot? Pics? Stories?

No sisters here

Your sister. Invite her over, smoke her up, cuddle to a good movie and let your hands do the talking. Who cares if she's married, she probably has kids and hasnt had romance in a long long time. I swear it's like you don't even think.

Gutted, hottest fantasy ever

honestly, I'd rather go for my younger sister, but that's something different entirely LOL

She old enough? Hope so.You op?

It’s alright

How old are you actually

It's been 10 years since I've had a woman. I hate everything about my life, but mostly myself.

24

10 years? Why's that? Not interested?

Awwwww, b/ro. Sure you’ve got something going for you

Notice you didn’t answer about your sister

Naw she's chubby. We've been messing around since she was 8 or 9. We're both in our 30s now. She used to come into my room naked at around 7 but that was for shock value. One day she initiated. We were cuddling as usual but I was a horny teenager so my pp was hard. She wanted to see. "Only if you show me yours". I thought she'd just lay there or say no. She just took her boyshorts off, sat up on my lap and demanded to see it. We played around. Car door slammed and nothing like that again until she was older. No sex until she was 16 and I was 17 though. One day she came home from school all pissed off. I followed her to her room to listen. We were latchkey so both parents had to work until 11pm and would call pizza to the house. I walked in and she was topless. She didn't scream or anything. I sat in the beenbag chair as usual. "Dr user ready to listen!" She went on about shit I forget. She stripped down to her panties, tits hanging out. Didn't seem to get dressed though. Just sat on my lap talking and crying about her day. I think her boyfriend broke up with her. To say that I had an erection was an understatement. I thought she'd get offended but she didn't. She started to unzip my pants and started to suck on it. I almost came. She stopped and said "You're so good to me" then took her panties off and rode me until I finished inside her. I think she was on the pill. After that we kept doing it on and off until she got married and had kids. Then one day she came over and we got a little drunk and we fucked really really hard. Better than me and my wife ever did. Nobody knows to this day and I have a vasectomy. I just bust my nut inside her raw all the time and she loves every second of it.

Yep

Pedophile! Kill yourself.