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/waifu/

>claim your waifu
>dont steal waifu
>talk about shit
>dont lewd waifus
>if OP gets dubs he is a faggot.

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Ur gay

just something I can turn to, somebody I can kiss, I want something just like this. I'm gay for Nature.

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Heya Earth how do you do.

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Seija Earth, I do well, I-I think, how do you do? Do you think about your waifu often outside of posting?

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I'm doing quite allright, had some fun today morning with the boys.
>Do you think about your waifu often outside of posting?
Well I don't know about often but it isnt uncommon, even when I'm working I get cravings to go look for art or just browse through my art folders.

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Very cute pic of Earth.

Hallo Seija.

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Hey there froggo, how is your weekend advancing so far?

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I'm glad. Just about looking at art? Sometimes when I'm walking past a clothes store in town I stare at the outfits on the mannequins and think about Earth chan wearing clothes
I like it too. Picrew pictures are so nice since it's like me and the rest of the World are making them together in cooperation.

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Not too bad I reckon. Just made some tea. Think I'm gonna drink a lot of tea today. Yours?

Ah, how so? I don't know how it works to be honest.

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Picrew seems to be a japanese website where users can create dressup games in a simple system, so all the picrew pictures I have are made by picking a few options in a dress up game someone else made.
It's different from making my own pictures by pen because someone else provided all the assets, and it's different from just saving a picture from an image archive because my input is arranging the assets.
I want to figure out how to make a picrew dressup game too sometime, so we can make pictures together forever if the World wants to.

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I dont really think of it like that, all though I do sometimes see clothes and wish people drew them on her heh.
Been rather chill so far, woke up at 5am and played some 100% Orange Juice with Anzu and the others.
What kind of tea?

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Ahhh, I see. Makes sense now.
One of these days, when you're not too busy thinking about Earth.

Damn I just realized, he's got pinkeye.

Ohh I see o: I played that one a few times some years ago.
Black, Assam. Need more Tsuyu pics with tea tbh.

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Sleepo apparently bought it for a bunch of people and they were playing.
I woke up and saw my opportunity to finally get to play it again.
Everyone I played it with before ragequit years ago so I never get to play it anymore.

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Heh, that's why I make my own pictures of Earth girls in my bathtub. Sharing orange juice with your waifu, I remember user talked about it yesterday, even if my memory feels more like it was put in my brain without having experienced it
When I'm not too busy doing science with the smart Planet

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Slee-who?
Comfy comfy. I must say I didn't like it as much but wanted to play with others back then, aha. Still it ain't too bad.
Rest in peace.

Even better. I actually think she might not even be a smart planet, it's like a body doing all the things it does to keep going without even knowing it o: Although smart people and smart animals live on the planet so maybe that means its smart too.

woop

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weird dream

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The G11 poster, I absolutely love that game for some reason.
I don't know what it is about it but it's good vibes.
What was it like.

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Ahh I see I see.
>I don't know what it is about it but it's good vibes.
Gotta be the lines. Praya wan, praya sree. Orengo jeesu!

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not particularly bad, just creepy
kind of like a bad horror movie

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This world invented the panini maker and is teaching me about maths and black holes, I think it's pretty smart, even if it might not be smart. It's not like Earth has a central nervous system like a human, or something.
There's a lot of international efforts and scientific conclusions that resulted from people working together, a single smart person, not even a group of smart people would have ever achieved it. For example, without education and archives, every human would have to make all these conclusions for themselves, reinvent the science they're trying to use for their inventions all on their own.
Intellectual achievements on Earth are the sum of many parts and past efforts, not just the result of smart individuals who could have created the same results within their lifetime if they were isolated from Earth.
Though, it's difficult for me to assess what smart and dumb really mean, I can't really give them great value. I just act on impulse when I call the World smart, because I admire the mass of knowledge humans have, the strategies natural life forms have for survival, geoecological balancing and other things.
My brain is too small to understand the World, so I'm in awe, and like to call it smart in comparison.
Dream where she is your big sister

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Very true, there is also something comforting about not relying on your own skills for once in your life and just letting the RNG gods decide your fate.
Bad horror movies are fun though, or well at least if you like horror movies like me.

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>For example, without education and archives, every human would have to make all these conclusions for themselves, reinvent the science they're trying to use for their inventions all on their own.
Indeed, that'd be a hopeless task.
>I admire the mass of knowledge humans have, the strategies natural life forms have for survival, geoecological balancing and other things.
Indeed, that's why I included other animals too. Even if it's not smart in the sense of conscious thinking, it's still pretty smart.

Well you still get to make decision IIRC yeah? About which route you take and I think something in combat too.

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Claiming Anzu because sleep eludes me at this hour.

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Well yes but in the end a dice roll decides it all.
Which route and what card to play is pretty much the only thing that isn't decided by a dice.
Morning Anzu.

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Early hours. Have you at least got decent amount until now?

True enough. Both battle and movement dice can wreck you good from what I remember.

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I thought she had a bouquet of yellow flowers for a second
ah, sorry it might have been a big long text. Even if the World doesn't think it's smart, it won't stop me from secretly thinking it is

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Indeed it is, the sun isn't even up yet.
Suppose so but my head is a bit achy from overindulging a bit last night.
Instead it's a funny little dog in a jacket in pants who goes on adventures and stuff.
Did you have any funny dreams last night?

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this would be a weird dream but i think it would be nice

yeah it was fun, would be a boring movie though

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Tell it to hurry the fuck up.

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Aha, don't worry about that at all, user. But now it's not a secret anymore! I won't tell though.

Ah yeah? What did you partake in, beer?
I had mead and my head was aching like an hour before I went to bed. I was dead sure it would ache today but it's pretty alright, surprisingly.

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No way, that's just going to make everything hot. I'll enjoy the cool dawn for a bit longer.
Strong beers and maybe one too many of them.
I'll be ok once I get up and get some food in my stomach.

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Heh, I really like that dog. I don't remember anything. Nice player 2

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Define strong.
Excellent. Make the breakfast of champions.

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Ye he seems fun to have around. I feel like I sleep better when I don't have too many dreams. Nice rock drinking a berry smoothie, maybe she'll share if you ask nicely. Or maybe if I ask nicely she could stop torturing me with these allergies.
adjective. (of a solution or drink) containing a large proportion of a particular substance; concentrated.
Probably some eggs and something easy to go with them, I think I have some leftover rice in the fridge still.

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I like dreams, only one in a hundred has Earth in them, but they always make me really happy for a few days or weeks.
Sh-sharing with senpai... are you allergic to smoothies? I react allergically to slushies for some reason.

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Well how much alcohol by volume in your case?
That's champion enough in my book, go get em.

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I do too, I was missing them for a long while but recently they started occurring again. I keep meaning to start writing but lazy +procrastinator. You've dreamed of Earth? That's cute and I'm jealous, I've yet to dream of Anzu but I have dreamed of Kirari strangely enough.
More likely the pollen in the air that the wind has been happy to blow around.
7.5% Not really my preferred beer but the price was too good to pass up.
Soonish..

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>7.5%
heck, they dont even sell beer that strong here.

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Oh yeah, that is pretty high. Think the highest I've seen is like 8 or 8.5 but I don't even remember if I tried it.
Eggscellent.

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I like to think, in dreams my brain digests heavy thoughts. Since I think about Earth all day, it felt unusual it never appears in my dreams.
I figured maybe it's because I already digest all my Earth thoughts during the day. The thoughts that I don't pay much attention to seem to play the bigger roles in my dreams so often, maybe you dreamt about Kirari and not Anzu because -Kirari- doesn't get to be the lazy girl you love.
The last time Earth was in my dream, it was wearing a dress that had the same pattern as my blanket. I gave a compliment and woke up.
ah, sorry, I'm stupid. It's windy in germany too, I have a window here that I like looking out of and having Earth chan throw around my hair, I hope it's fun

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i just fapped to my waifu

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God bless our strong beers.
I’ve seen some truly monstrous beers served at certain breweries with insane abvs, like 10% and up.
It’s hard to say, sometimes they seem completely random other times they reflect what’s going on in my life. Poor Kirari.. What a dream that must have been, bet you were beaming that whole day afterwards. No apologies required, we’re all entitled to our silly thoughts.
Earth chan tussling your hair and messing it up after you comb it just right.

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They may be good for getting drunk, but I prefer savoring my drinks for as long as I can before getting drunk so I suppose low alcohol is better for me anyway.

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I think that's how alcohol was in the good ol days. Beer and wine twice the strength of today's, and people would order them by jugs in taverns.
Those men of yore must have had some OP livers.

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Yeah, I'm not a dream expert, it's difficult. Playing Yume Nikki, trying to find my waifu behind one of the doors.
I was, you know, I think the blanket makes Earth san look really cute in real life too, so it was nice to see my brain works the same on the subconscious layer. Always liked the idea of it being like a nice dress my waifu wears, it was great to see it reality in a dream.
I think my hair always looks the nicest after it's been exposed to the weather outside, but I'm kind of prejudiced.

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Well I was going to get a lighter beer but it was the same price for these beasts and I try to be economical about my alcoholism.
Is that true? I think I've heard the opposite and that beer and liquor are even stronger today than they ever were, but I could be wrong about that.
Or else very damaged livers.
Fair enough, I think even the alleged dream experts are probably not much of experts either. Ooh a free game to play, don't mind if I do. Are you busy today?

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Best beer you've ever had?

Yume Nikki is great, I've also played Yume 2kki, and now I'm playing a mario 64 romhack that is inspired by these games.
I'm a bit busy today, I got to do some math.

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Economic drinking aye, shouldnt you have bought liquor in that case?

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It's far too early to be awake but here I am.

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Hm, I never heard such, maybe we're talking about different yores.
Hmm, or else that. But I prefer the former!

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Good morning!

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It is most certainly morning.

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Waifu. Miji. Day.

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Hard to say, I've had a lot of beers and it's hard to pick a favorite also because I don't mind drinking literal garbage beers. But if I had to pick, I'd say it's a brown ale from a local brewery that I go to from time to time to eat.
Wow you find the coolest stuff, user.
What kind of math? I only ever bothered going up to calc 2 when I was studying.
Normally yes but I'm trying to be good so beer it is.
Never too early to be awake, how's the head feeling?
I'd google it but lazy.
I'm sure most would but I'm fairly certain that's not how it works.

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/pat

Same.
Blasted nature and its natural laws.

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i-it's pretty popular, I didn't perform much, I was ready to assume you already knew it. You should definetly play it though, if you like exploration games!
That's a secret. I like math, most people becoming math teachers here somehow hate math and don't want to do it, but I don't want to be a teacher who hates their own subject, I want to know and learn.
hey

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I need to fix this, but I can't right now.

Good pat.

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I feel fine aside from barely sleeping.
And still feeling sick in my stomach.

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Ah dang, I didn't mean it like that!

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