As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

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Civil engineer. I was stupid.

a faggot

A ninja

A faggot like this guy.

I wanted to be a soldier but after realizing i don't matter to the country i'd be defending, i became a mercenary instead.

Seiya

also wanted to be a faggot

A grown-up.

>wanted to be a faggot when i got older like my dads.
>ended up a straight homophobe with a wife and kids
Its just not fair

I wad always told i do construction. So i chose nothing i never learned how to believe in myself… very sad looking back on it in my old age..

Pokemon breeder

Some sort of scientist. Not a specific kind but just something in science.

I wanted to be a supreme court justice. And now that a black woman is on the court, I know that there is a real chance that I can actually achieve my dream.

You should have constructed.

A big spider

"make videogames"

Didn’t see that coming. Ribs met orbit

A soldier, but then I learned how corrupt, neglectful and treacherous my government is.

Wanted to be a writer. After posting over 100,000 times on Yea Forums, I sort of am.

dead

Same, brother. I'd hate to see my postcount.

Mad Max.
I was an 80's kid.

Lots of things.
>soldier...watched platoon and said thats what war is FUCK YOU..
>race car driver..i sim drive and that is sort of dope.
>astronaut..well i am figuratively one
>teacher..still kind of want to do this, i have a degree but not a licensee so i guess i should quit playing sim racing games all day.

This.

Loved

Really wanted to be a BBC

Yep. Easily an average of 25+ times a day over 10 years. 25 x 365 x 10 = 91,250

>average of 25+ times a day over 10 years

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Soldier, but I'm disabled. So I dunno what to do other than get neetbux and drink. maybe I should save up two grand and go take pictures of the war and give aid or something. I'd probably just get in the way. like I said I dunno now.

I wanted to be this guy

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A machinist

>t. Machinist

Kangaroo

A scientist doing medical research. Now I am a scientist doing medical research and consider it a huge mistake.

A grown up child.

an escalator

+9:00 MID WRIGGLER+

A scientist, later refined to a biomedical engineer. Didn't happen.

1. Race car driver.

2. Child labor exploiter. I wanted to have like 21 kids and have them all work for me in a family business. Like maybe a moving company. That many kids could probably just pick up a refrigerator or a grand piano and put it on the truck by hand.

Fpfb

A fisherman
-John

Was pretty dead set on mechanical engineering, but decided on IT/data analysis instead because it's easier to get into without a degree.

also, all data analyst are literal frauds. All of them suck. If you put any effort in at all you will be better than 90% of the current work force.

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Happy

A spy

a drug dealer

I wanted to be an astronomer. Today, I'm a dude who's doing stuff about art and stuff in my small swedish municipality. I tried to google the title, and my title as Kultursekreterare turned out to be Cultural Secretary, which is a literal translation, and makes me sound like someone who's dealing with foreigners and stuff. That's not it. It's art. And theater. And movies. And fuck you, because that.

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A neet

: nice dubs ;
>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I just wanted to grow up and reach retirement age with a good pension.

So far, I've manged to retire with a good pension.

Dead, honestly. I never thought I'd live past 30.

dr robotnik

i have a degree in multimedia adobe stuff. i thought i was going to make money. i got a office job after graduating now work at amazon scanning your packages.

House husband

I never knew back then and i still dont know today.

Happy.
I always wanted to be happy.

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baked eggs

This. Just want to be happy.

Huh, same so I could work with my dad.
Thankfully he talked me out of it.

Painter / designer.
It's not an easy life but I've spent my entire adult life doing what I love.
The few times I've done menial labor I've hated it. Pretending the job is gratifying, important or requires a lot of effort is super cringe and Mid Tier bosses makes it hell.
If I'm doing unskilled labor don't force me to pretend like it's not monkey work.

Astronaut,
Older I set my sights on filmmaker

But I was poor then and poor now.

Navy seal

>Older I set my sights on filmmaker
So...you still want to be something as you grow up.

I envy you...you still have time to dream.
Time flies...

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Astronaut. Couldn't.

Dead or homeless. Truly what I told everyone I'd be.

I wanted to be forklift certified

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