Tell me the most fucked up conspiracy theory that might be actually true

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look up boltzmann brain, its freaky

That the Jews will always rule over us because they are working with God.

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90% of the hateful ultra conservative shit on Yea Forums/facebook is part of an organized foreign psy-op.
With an intent to destabilize and kill people in the western speaking world.

The world is ruled by the same Archonic entities who have always ruled us. They are archetypal, collective thoughtforms of rulership and power which the Bible referred to as "powers and principalities." Today, we refer to them as egregores.

While there are organizations like the Freemasons, the Skull & Bones, and the Rosicrucians who can teach the children of the rich to manifest these thoughtforms and become Archons, they more commonly manifest today as corporations.

The most amusing thing is that anyone who reveals this knowledge is typically punished with zersetzung, it's harmless to say all of this here because it will be dismissed as shitposting or schizophrenic ravings.

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the hacker group Anonymous is actually a front for the CIA and NSA hackers to infiltrate other country technology infrastructure

The time is not the time

The day is not the day

The cell phone area codes and the environment tell a story. However, that is only my take away. If you want to figure things out, examine where you grew up - examine the circumstances of your childhood education and its progression

See if there's anything that doesn't make sense out the context of learning.

Flat earth. Let’s sail off the plantet

i don't know what that game shit is but the US has big needle/pole things that they plan to be able to launch from orbit, because they can be a bunker busting hit, as they fall. they're just big ass steel javelin things.

Covid was purposefully released by China in order to attempt to trim out the top heavy part of their demographic caused by their one-child policy.

like, i don't know why something like any nation having this is a secret conspiracy. i read about it on quora. it's meant to be a cheap alternative to bombs.

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this video is kind of cute. it shows what kind of total rejects join the marines, and what a silly game of dominance and adherence to commands they play. i thought it was entertaining and would inspire dorks like you see on their first night as a marine wannabe, and wondered if the media was playing along with getting people pumped to join the military.

not right now. no need for stupid bullshit like "zero dark thirty", "the hurt locker", "jarhead", etc. we don't need idiots to get excited to join up. it seems like with leaving afghanistan, and being so lame and letting liberal shit like SNL dictate the narrative of feeling sorry for ukraine, we aren't getting pumped up right now by propaganda.

it's odd. for the first time in decades, we're just black/gaywashing everything in culture but NOT selling the military.

Russia bombed its own people in 1999, allowing Putin to rise to power. The state department and CIA have had the records sealed.
>See case Satter v. Department of Justice

more like "thenegroes"

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You're why it's harmless for me to talk about this here. The kind of mouth-breathing imbeciles like you who frequent Yea Forums won't even understand what I'm saying.

What about national anonymous groups?

Extinction is the only cure.

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my grandfather was a weapons engineer who worked on designing some rod 2 god technology for the us military. He'd probably love to see it used.

Russia-Ukraine war is wanted by nato, because war means money.

Also, every newspaper is deliberately omitting China helping Russia with cyber attacks.

This is true though. China released it first during the olympics to piss off the world, but mostly to kill off their huge population. They deny and lie, hell we still dont know its origins 3 years on

You misspelled "satan".

All of them

Yeah. This one is actually true.

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Rods of god

The world is run by a group of elite bankers who actually run all the govts, as well as deciding when and why there will be wars

The people in control are a cabal of child sex traffickers. Every last one of them.

>With an intent to destabilize and kill people in the western speaking world.

This coming from a rabbi who thinks it's ok to murder babies and destroy every part of society by infesting it with niggers and sand niggers that kill everybody.

Stop fucking kids, you sick cunt.

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Covid 19 is a bioweapon developed off SARS with the intention to use it against the western nations, notably the USA. They killed millions but wanted at least 90% of the country wiped out, Poo was rightly pissed that they didn't achieve that objective.

They refuse to cooperate with the WHO for obvious reasons. They're still developing a deadlier version with Russia to release the next wave into the atmosphere to carry it to every western nation to hopefully exterminate and destroy them permanently.

Dude, that's not a conspiracy theory. It's a fact.

“Rods from God” is probably the most primitive idea to weaponize space. There’s a strong chance America has a fusion bomb pumped x-ray laser in space. No one comes close to the only world’s only superpower. USA USA USA

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Care to elaborate on what you mean by time not being the time and by day not being the day?

Do you know how fucking expensive it is to send shit to orbit nigger?

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This isn't even a conspiracy. Back when some of the original members got busted, they cut a deal to work for the Feds to avoid jail. Didn't take long for the CIA to join in the fun too.

Considering most illicit things on this site are bait and honeypots I agree

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it seriously makes me so proud that my granddad worked on rod 2 god back in the 70s

You're blinded by bigotry and right-wing propaganda which is (ironically) propagated by the very governments you're blaming.

The facts, if you care to check (you don't), are that China has been stealing viral research from many different countries. We know this because they've been caught at least twice, once in Canada where they were caught trying to escape with live viral samples, and once in the US where the head of viral research at Harvard has been arrested for selling his work to Chinese agents.

In other words, the sample which got loose in Wuhan wasn't developed by China, it was developed elsewhere and stolen by China before being accidentally released. And the low body count is solely because it got released without a payload.

The current Omicron.2 variant has an R0 comparable to some of the worst plagues humanity has ever experienced. If it had a payload of something like hemorrhagic fever, most of the world's population would be dead in weeks. This is why the Republicans tried their best to get COVID to spread among their followers by refusing to wear masks; they hoped they could make their drones resistant if and when COVID was weaponized.

Best guess is COVID would engineered by the US and stolen by China.

China counterfeited millions of $1 American bills. Anyone else notice the death and caseload higher in the US than anywhere else? Heard this on Coast to Coast almost 2 years ago.

Bush did Obama.

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there is NO conspiration; the "oficial truth" IS the truth

Did he kiss him first?

that's not a conspiracy. it's an undeniable fact.

The US was the target, imagine getting cucked by your own bioweapon that was stolen from you. Changs sure are cold hearted bastards, prolly because of all the shit they ate when Japan brutalised them during WW2

US government MIC contractors orchestrated 9/11 for their own wealth creation. US government pharma contractor s orchestrated COVID for their wealth creation.

It really is a conspiracy though. The forced proclamation that "trans women are women" may be one of the biggest conspiracies of our time.

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Legit question folks, what happened to the plane wreckage on 9/11? Did it magically disappear?

Nah, the real conspiracy with covid is there is non. Some of the labs staff got exposed to it by accident due to their safety protocols, it's happen a couple times before but they were able to contain it. This time however, it was something more transmissible and spread.

That's why they've been spreading so many 'conspiracies' saying it was deliberate, or that it was the US. They don't want the world to know their lab techs are so incompetent they don't wash their hands when handling viruses they're researching.

That would be a great theory, except that china's reaction to covid didn't have any indications that they were intending to kill off the older population. They took pretty extreme measures to stop it.

On the other hand, Andrew Cuomo's policy of sending covid patients to nursing homes sure seemed like he was trying to cull the old folks.

This is close to true but it paints the entire thing as a inter-nation struggle. The only real “state entity” in the equation is China. Megacorps with more power than entire countries had a primary role in the scenario, ie making the equipment, building the labs, doing the research with free government money etc. Also there’s a strong chance China just ordered this virus from the catalog. They have a huge aging populace they can’t support with their current birth rate. Killing off their old people would be strategically miraculous for them. It would make Malthus proud.

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Er... that's exactly what I wrote. China has been stealing viral research and samples from other countries, and COVID got loose. They didn't develop it and they didn't deliberately release it. If they deliberately released it, it would have had a payload attached. COVID is essentially a bioweapon delivery system made to carry a payload.

psyop glowie detected

George W Bush did 911 and the American people just let it happen