What's your cleanup method?

Yesterdays used boxer-briefs.

I keep a whiskey tumbler on my night stand to cum into and then drink from. I'll try and clean it out once a week or so since it starts to kind of smell nasty.

I almost exclusively use sex toys in the shower to masturbate, so, washing out onaholes in my shower.

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Sometimes I shoot lots of cum. Lots. Others it just dribbles out. Still lots of cum but yah.

So I m always interested to see which. Sometimes it hits the bed or sheets or wife’s face.

Socks

I just jerk it til I'm ready to come, then go into the bathroom and finish j to the toilet. You Americans and your silly cum rags

Most aweward phase of my life was when I was still living @ home, my bathroom was two flight of stairs away and I had to cross through my parents hallway.

Why the pedophilic packaging?
Doesn't it feel weired seeing little girls "faces" every time you start masturbating. Maybe this is why so many of you incels end up as pedos.

I have a few pairs of pajama pants since I have roommates and don't walk around them in only my underwear while getting out of the shower, etc.

One pair of pajama pants gets rotated to be my cum rag for the week. I just use a non cummed up spot on it until I do laundry and then switch out another pair to hang out stuffed between the mattress and wall for masturbating into the next week.

Lol those are just the packages. You take it out of the package.

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I cum on my cat. She licks herself clean.

foreskin cumballoon, like every other natural born man
>catch in foreskin
>walk to toilet
>release
>wipe

Still having to look at adolescent faces (even in comic form) every time you are horny can't be good. You are basically conditioning your brain to connect the adolescent picture with sexuality. That could end badly. This still looks like a child to me even outside of the packaging, to bad I don't have a picture of my wife's pussy on my phone so you could see a real one.

there is no. you risked and you lost, go on

and furthermore, not an incel, have girlfriend. I just like tighter onaholes for my small dick, lol. sex toy doesn't = incel, no one would ever say that about a girl lol

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So much this.
>natural jerk sleeve
>never used cream
>glans shiny and sensitive
>can feel the ridges inside pussy
>still masturbate because feels so good
>catch cum by closing off tip of foreskin
>go to the bathroom and clean self

I'm glad the kikes didn't get a hold of my foreskin. I'm so thankful.

I have like 20 socks with dry sperm inside, lying next to me in the corner, becase I can't be ask to put them in a basket (sometimes I re-use them after they dry out).

I'm not looking at the fucking boxes while I use them, not sure how I can make that more clear. Those boxes are now in the closet and I use these in the shower (no screens). stop portraying your projection as concern for my mental health lol

Sure you got a girlfriend, and she's propaply also totally fine with you having a collection of sex dolls. Come on keep it real if you want people to believe your LARP

Quads of truth.

this is called a Posh Wank in the UK.

lol, this reeks of a person who has literally never met a girl. Most girls have like 4 different TYPES of sex toys, vibes, dildos, buttplugs, lol. her collection has only grown because we are adults who like toys. nothing wrong with that

but actually, nice quads, I guess it is true.

Its sad that you're at a point where you cant even entertain the idea that someone might have sex toys and a girl. Start working on yourself, it could be you quite easily.

Were you living in a castle?

I used to let the dog eat my cum. She would lick it vigorously as I spooged and very little cleanup. But then my cock got a fungus and I stopped.

I can't explain why, but that looks really small

Grind on my pillows, cum on them. I wash the pillow cases but there are stains upon stains on the actual pillows.

Thank you, my point exactly. Honestly, sex toy ownership is MUCH MUCH higher in women than men. Think about it. You really think every girl will freak out because of some rubber pussy you have? Meanwhile they blast their pussy with vibes and giant rubber dongs?

LARP

Why do you go against evolution?

It is. It stretches. Feels good, tight.

>Only jerk off in shower
im a sad shower nerd

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You really need to start taking the advice on top of every B-Page.
>"The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
I've got my own personal toy at home.

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Nope more like a garage (actually was a kiosk at one point in time), and I had to go though the basement into the main house.

It really is the only logical way

Sounds fun. I sometimes dream that I live in a house with confusing twists and turns and secret passages.

what? how do you cum so little? my foreskin would explode or something if i did this

So, you can't believe someone has a sex toy and girl, yet you're engaging in this freakshow bullshit? I'm confused

tell my wife to eat it up
if you've got a D/s marriage, most of your problems are automatically solved

Good then I did everything right.

Based.
There's nothing better than 24/7 TPE

True. I did do that all time time when I was about 13. My mom did all my laundry. She had to have known but never said anything.

I evolved to using my hand and cumming in the underwear I had just taken off.

These days I usually cum in my hand and lick it off to eat it.

Or you're just fucking retarded. What's on her face?

I always wanted to have a secret room in my house that doesn't appear on any plans. And if I ever build new I definitely will make it happen.

i wait till cheese under the helmet matures and eat it. usually few weeks or so.

The mask or the gag?

Uhhh, I mean, all of it? What's it do? Is it just a mask and gag? looks like a tube or something is involved.

The mask is an isolation hood. Making her blind and also muffling her ability to hear. The gag is an inflatable gag with a breathing hole. We bought that one for the vacuum bed. But when she bit (in her sleep) a good cm. Into the penis-gag that goes with the mask, I decided. It would be more save to not use that one anymore before she chokes on it.

The tube extending the breathing hole though the gag. Makes it also possible to feed her cum, while helpless like this.

Inside wife. Not my problem.