Welcome to Dorsia, you got a reservation?
>singles are laughed at by the waiter
>dubs will get you a reservation on sunday (we're closed)
>trips will get you a reservation for a bad table
>quads will get you a good table
>quints will get you the best table
Welcome to Dorsia, you got a reservation?
Leo Peterson
Nicholas Young
Jaxon Robinson
Aight we try. Table for 2?
Jaxson Hall
kek, sorry no table for you
Tyler Wright
BEEYIP
Jaxson Sanders
smol ppl ok?
Oliver Harris
rollin
James Nguyen
I’m a local, they know me and my digits
Jaxson Ward
Give me a table ya slutty porkchops!!
Joseph Jenkins
sunday reservation, please.
Jace Gutierrez
sure come in on sunday
James Baker
Join me friends
Julian Sanchez
table for 2 please
Nathaniel Taylor
Out of the way faggot.
Landon Lopez
Two please
Brody Martinez
Rolling for laughter, I have a humiliation fetish.
Easton Barnes
Excuse me nigger, I’m very busy and must be seated right now. I have to pick up some new business cards at 2pm sharp.
Gavin Bennett
kek. plebs fuck off. no table for you
Owen Rivera
let's try
Jose Williams
Okay :-)
Ayden Cook
quickly nigger show me to my table
Gabriel Young
Table for me and 3500 dead relatives pls
Wyatt Fisher
send out the chef please
Christopher Carter
give me ze table
Carter Harris
Yes, table for 2.
David Powell
one table please...~
Carter Lee
what if i stay at the counter?
Xavier Moore
if you'd excuse me i...have to go return some videotapes...
Dylan Thompson
Come on man, I was only off by one.
I left my dubs in another jacket.
Nolan Gonzalez
sorry no table for you
lmao, no. now please make room for important people
sure, you can come in on sunday. we're closed on that day but you can still brag about it
Cooper Lewis
ad mensam decem
Robert Butler
damn. so close....
Cooper Ross
Give me a table now NIGGER or I’ll slice your tiny PEENZIS off
Nathaniel Carter
May I please have a table for 2
Ryder Brown
table please nigger
Jace Ramirez
too bad but no plebs i'm afraid
sir, i'm afraid i can't give you a table without dubs at least. now please leave the restaurant, i have to do my job
Connor Turner
i WILL sit in your filthy restaurant
Jayden Turner
Look man, I'll bring you trips tomorrow, I swear, my ladyboy date is waiting for me in there.
Joshua Adams
...one day
Brayden Miller
no you won't. I have to ask you to leave once more or i'm afraid i've got to call the authorities.
Sir, as a sign of good will i'll get you a reservation on sunday. is that fine for you?
congratulations Sir, i'm glad to tell we got a table for you this sunday.
Lucas Butler
good enough for me, I WON'T see you on sunday then
wink wink
Jaxon Nguyen
Elijah Kelly
Nobody goes there anymore.
Ethan Jenkins
A table please for my black ass.
Charles Gray
"is that even a question. table for user booked always."
Oliver Peterson
rollin
Samuel Roberts
No-one goes there anymore
Hunter Russell
hahahaha. no.
well you Sir, certainly not.
Sir i can't say "no blacks" but no blacks
Sir i'm afraid i can't remember who you are. Sorry no dubs, no table.
Sir those aren't trips. Do you think we're stupid
you go there. on sunday
Zachary Rivera
Do you like Phil Collins?
Luis Collins
A feast for my compatirots, today is the day we celebrate
Aiden Rogers
Camden Green
i want all the restaurant you hear me? all of it for my Bar mitzvah
Nicholas Cox
8:30pm for two, please. The usual table.
Jace Cox
Courtney, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup...
with smoked duck and mashed squash.
New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish."
You'll love it. And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts.
Juan Murphy
But it got the dubs, they're right there.
Eli Sullivan
Gonna whore my way in.
Adrian Johnson
Rawl
Nathan Gomez
I'm alone. I'll have a table for one.
Christopher Cruz
Rolling
Jackson Rivera
It's me, John psycopath.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Table for one. My name? Just put it under ‘cool with antisemitism’
Justin Roberts
do you not take discover? Here, try this one
Eli Davis
Table for 1 pls