Is he greater than Bach?
Is he greater than Bach?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
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Elijah Cox
King Bach?
Asher Rogers
Meanwhile in the Collier household...
>*strange sounds emanating from Jacob's room*
>Mom *knocks on door*
>"Jacob, sweetie..?
>"...yeaah and to the tree of love I go, oooh where the flowers grooow, aaand where the rivers flow ooOOOOoooooOOoO..."
>Mom *rolls eyes*
>another classic Collier dud
>*bangs on door*
>Jacob!" she shouts
>music stops, audible cursing
>"What the fuck do you want, Susan!?" he yells
>"Can I come in? We need to have a talk..."
>more cursing
>"Jesus, fine! But only if you enter tap-dancing to an 18/8 beat whilst clapping at 11/4 hehehe..."
>Mom *closes eyes, remembering her theory*
>tentatively opens door
>enters dancing like a circus chimpanzee
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," laughs Jacob
>Mom *visibly uncomfortable, almost crying*
>"THAT'S 11/8 YOU FUCKING IMBECILE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Mom *broken and ashamed, hangs her head in her hands*
>"DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING STOP!!?!?" he screams, his cold lifeless eyes staring at her
>"Jacob please..." she begs
>chuckles
>"Whatever, bitch. What the fuck do you want, anyway!? Can't you see I'm busy!?" *gestures to ukulele and MacBook*
>he is fully nude
>Mom *sits down on edge of bed*
>"Look, Jacob—I've fallen behind on the rent, it's just that, ever since you dad left, well—we're in a bit of a financial tight spot at the moment, a-and I was wonderi-"
>Jacob *silences her by vocally harmonising to a pitch-perfect sequence of glissando farts*
>"You stupid whore, Dad never left, he's right there!" *points to life-size Fred Flintstone poster on the wall*
>"Listen, Jacob, I've had a really great idea that could solve everything: why don't you try writing in 4/4? If we can just put limits on your theoretical brilliancy, I think we'd be on to a winner! Write a pop mega hit, watch it climb the charts, Billboard Hot 100, UK Top 40, a colossal catchy single, the 'song of the summer', I can arrange for a lovely girl to come down from the conservatoire and-"
>"REEEEE I AM A PRODIGY MY MUSIC INSPIRES MILLIONS REEEEEE"
Easton Walker
Greater what?
Gavin Jones
Greater musically you dumb fucking zoomer
Lucas Scott
>Jacob *silences her by vocally harmonising to a pitch-perfect sequence of glissando farts*
Evan Perry
A-
Bentley Perez
How do you measure musicality, you fucking mug?
James Campbell
Dis new?
Eli Richardson
Google it u fucking spider
Evan Long
>Mom *broken and ashamed, hangs her head in her hands*
>"DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING STOP!!?!?" he screams, his cold lifeless eyes staring at her
ha
it reminds me when I was 34yo
Justin Morris
>mfw i superaeolianise the subdominant b13#17th pentatonic tetrachord from the andalusian mixodorian cadential sequence
Alexander Diaz
imagine typing all that
Logan Reed
Google THIS *unzips dick*
Cooper Miller
>"Whatever, bitch. What the fuck do you want, anyway!? Can't you see I'm busy!?" *gestures to ukulele and MacBook*
>he is fully nude
Based, and, if I say so myself, red-pilled
Kevin Williams
I felt bad about laughing at shitposts of this guy being all theory and no creativity so I looked up one of this songs. It was a cover of Stevie Wonder's cover of Close to You that Frank Ocean sampled on Blonde
Cooper Ward
All the knowledge in the world can't make up the lack of taste
Gavin Hernandez
Dylan Beato will grow up to be him
Charles Gutierrez
All the taste in the world can’t make up for the lack of knowledge
Nathaniel Gray
youtube.com
how long can you last?
Elijah Sanders
Did you like it?
Asher Jenkins
You guys don't like him because he makes happy-sounding music and you are all depressed losers
Jonathan Morales
Literally more talented than Stevie Wonders.
Jayden Hill
I thought this was great...are you too low iq to resolve the harmonies in your head or what is the problem??? Honestly
Joseph Perry
Clicked out when I didn't hear the Spanish spoken word opening
Jason Edwards
Dylan Beato will grow up to be everything you say Jacob is. Wait and see what that really entails. Besides those ear training videos are rumoired to be fake to push his shitty product
Asher Gomez
now this tayne i can get into
Noah Collins
Leffen?
Anthony Stewart
that close to you is what got me into Jacob. The harmonies and the rhythmic timing are stupid good.
Mason Johnson
Noah Rivera
Op is cancer
Connor Richardson
People just aren’t used to hear harmonically complex music. It’s the same with classical. They perceive it as extreme in some sense and aren’t able to respond emotionally to it
Ian Rogers
And it is extreme in a sense... The point is you have to get a little bit used to it, before you can enjoy it.
Matthew Cook
6:07
It's actually an excellent cover: he doesn't overdo it, and it stays quite tasteful (no Prog/microtonal shit). The best thing I have heard from him.
Robert Gomez
What do you think of this?
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Sebastian Johnson
>wears unironically sirwal, socks outside, bear hoodie
>wimpy vocals, unstructured jam, embarassing lyrics
def worse
Nathan Watson
Fair enough
Adam Barnes
>annoying auto tune
Wyatt Lewis
i smiled user :)
u r based nd dont let anyone say otherwise!
Aaron Butler
based and cutepilled
Jason Foster
haha cheers see u next thread
(((:
Aaron Hughes
cringe