Name one thing better than a full English brekko

I'll stick with the Continental Breakfast, thanks.

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Pierogi

That looks like really good one

Wow look at all that good, you could eat for a whole day

Life

You are wrong.

Yeah it does especially as hangover food. How many cals you think it has?

Spoken like someone who has never had a bowl of cinnamon life filled with milk watching Saturday morning cartoons.

Looks delicious. As an American I like grits with such a big breakfast though.

About 1600

The only thing better than a full English breakfast is a bacon buttie.

>beans
disgusting

You know nothing of me.

>Name one thing better than a full English brekko.
english food is literally the worst.

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Don't like bangers & mash? Or fish & chips?

Knish

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bagel & schmear

Southern breakfast then everything else!
We don't feel the need to cover every fukin meal in beans

But what about second southern breakfast?

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Hey... what about Irish Breakfast?

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I know you're one of those life cereal haters. You have no soul :-

Cigarettes and scones

It's a hash brown you stupid cunt, unironically kill yourself.

Pfffhahah, what's that, shame and onions on a white plate? Or do French men just suck a big dick for breakfast?

Yet you eat it without even realising because you stupid cunts don't know that a lot of what you eat is English.

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Well, since you asked, I very much like to come in my wife’s asshole, which she allows me to do three or four times a year when she’s good and drunk. I’d skip breakfast for that any day.

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Is that actually a portion for one person?

>undercooked eggs
>burnt tomatoes
>shitty grade bacon
>uncooked can of beans
Learn to cook bongs

>undercooked eggs
fag

Says the homo that eats soft yolk

Nothing here is cooked incorrectly, it's you that needs to learn to cook.
I bet you also call chargrilled chicken "burnt", you fucking retard.
Come to Tokyo and come to my restaurant I'll fucking teach you how to cook.

Eggs are just fried on the bottom, not inexplicably flipped so the yolk stays runny you fool.

Tomatoes are charred, not burnt you fool.

British back bacon has more meat to fat ratio than that horrific streaky yank bacon you fool.

We have to eat beans to provide the moisture to cope with the dry waffle you're chatting you fool.

Mmm I love a good crunchy yolk

As someone who would have devoured that quite comfortably throwout his teens and twenties and is now having to work hard to shift the excess weight, it isn't worth it. I have a bowl of bran flakes for the fibre, maybe scrambled eggs with salmon for a treat.

Real men suck them out of a hen's cloaca and eat them whole. Pussy bitch not eating eggshells. Your bones are weak.

Faggot zoomer spotted probably just mad because it doesn't have cum over it

If you can't grill without turning the outside black, you're a dumb nigger

The English stole the breakfast from the east, as with all things.

>has no food culture
>literally 0
>fisn n chips bruv! english breakfast bruv!

...It's chargrilled you stupid fucking cunt, I bet you've cooked about 3 meals in your life and 2 of those involved a microwave, you stupid faggot.

You realise all that black is flavour right? Or are your taste buds fucked from that super high salt diet in the US

I want to high-five both of you.

Are those oreos?

clear arteries, natural BMI. healthy teeth.

Gordon Ramsey saves an American eatery seemingly every other week.

If only...

That "british grade bacon" is available all over Europe, it's not british at all, it's the low quality shit that's made out of leftover meat (deboned meat from whatever is left on the bones) and injected with brine to increase its volume
Had it been the dry type at least, it would've been fine

lol because everything on tv is real life.

blood sausag

Nope, they didn't. Sneed.
>invented sandwiches (inb4 "ree china did" nope, the sandwiches we know today
>Pies
>loads of fish dishes
>Sponge cakes
>Scones
>Ice Creams
>Roasted lamb, chicken, pork, beef dinners
>Sunday Roast tradition
>Hundreds of specialist cheeses and cheeseboards
>Shepherd's / Cottage pie
>Steak and Ale stew, loads of other stews
>Hunter's Chicken (Pan-European, but English too)
>Pub grub
>Invented over 50 types of curries including one of the national dishes
>Great breakfasts
>Crumpets, other toasted teacakes and goods
>Has the best chefs in the entire world

Uneducated cunt just sneeding because he's jealous and throws it out there by shitting on England kek.

Not that user, but one British person saving a bunch of shitty American businesses is the exception, not the rule.

I've been to plenty of places that were gash and a decent American cook could no doubt turn around.

I bet you call uncooked meat "medium rare"

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Your inevitable death.

marlboro reds & red bull

dafuq?

Mate it's back bacon, specifically from the back of the pig, the same cut used for pork chops. It may not be specifically British but it is higher quality than amerifat bacon. Dress back and keep drinking your huel

Sashimi, cuz I'm a Smeagol-ass nigga.

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"a whopping 61 percent of all the restaurants that have ever been "saved" by Gordon Ramsay are now closed."

"Saved"

So much of what you just considered 'English' really has French origins or inspirations, LIKE MOST EUROPEAN COOKING.

And I bet you send back a toasted sandwich for being the tiniest bit browned and tell them it can cause cancer

There's only so much a brit can do for an american, what happens after that is on them. Americans are basically niggers.

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