When was the last time that you were happy user

last time I was with my ex. she broke up with me about 6 months ago and a week ago contacted me again after not talking for the entire time. which got me fucked up even more.

Right fucken now
>On 250mg Armodafinil
>20std drinks of Shiraz
>300mg luvox
>4mg brexpiprazole
>Shitload of nicotine gum
>Listening to Weezer

Go back and ask her to marry you

About one..wait..two..wait..three seconds ago.

What were you doing

>Weezer

Existing

never

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Literally now

Boo hoo

But i am existing too But am not happy

You were born alone. You die alone. Suck it up butter cup.

Damn youre a fucking bitch. Pick yourself and dust yourself off pussy. Get back on the horse.

>needing chemicals to be happy

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Mucho basado

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Why dont you fucking cry about it?

Sorry

Quiet. prude.

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I'm happy right fuckin' now. I'm generally a ray of god damn positive sunshine. Life is fucking swell and adulthood is the shit. Get your doomer ass negativity out of my fucking face.

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Therein lies the rub

You suck Jew dick like a champ.

About 4 hours ago
>Chillin with my buddy from the pysch ward
We're both nuts but in different ways so it all works out in the end.

Hes probably vegan

Nice blog post

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>You were born alone
Technically your Mom was there but I get you user.
Myself I'm dying alone for sure.

There's general happiness, and there's being happy in spikes. I haven't been generally happy, like a high baseline, in years. But to say I'm not happy is probably incorrect. Just, I'm not as happy as I used to be, and I am having aot of trouble finding ways to recapture that level of happiness. Seems impossible at the moment.

Man
live sucks

Stop arguing and see the forest for the trees.

For some. If you're a little guy who likes open relationships, you're probably happy right now.

Existing seems far more interesting than the opposite, from my perspective. YMMV.

No argument. I see the future clearly.

The pendulum swings... It's going to swing back, then we'll be wondering what we were complaining about.

Been awhile since I've experienced genuine elation. Probably years, just experience numbing contentment instead.

Exercise. Eat whole goods. Touch grass. If youre not doing these things, you deserve depression.

Nah dude you catch the loop on the end of the string to the hook and it stays.

Depression isn't really what the issue is. The general social climate over the past 10 years has just taken it's toll on me. It's not my comfort zone.

When I dreamt about cuddling a fictitious gf

Get over it. People are being programmed. Unplug before they hypnotize you too. Find an Amish girl.

Not really. The string will break, and it will just fall back harder.

Buy an escort dumbass.

>The general social climate over the past 10 years
Yeah, not a warm and fuzzy time we live in. You gotta make your good where you can.

Well, I'd probably be happier if I was programmed. That's the thing, right?

It ain't the same. I love the character. Not just any person.

God damn kid stop eating soy

Id be happy if you'd neck yourself for being so pathetic.

You just moved out of your parents house didn’t you? Give it a few years.

I try. Which is why I say I'm not unhappy. Just not where I'd like to be.

Earlier when I was watching yuyushiki and daydreaming about my bright and shiny future... then I came on Yea Forums... I think I realized my mistake bros!

Yes it is. Its all chemicals your brain secretes. You say its not because you havent tried it. You are a coward.

You got it backwards, there. The soy thing.

Well, the point is, I'm not about to take the blue pill just because I'm uncomfortable.

I have done it. It ain't the same. Lust and love aren't the same.

>goth gets ghost cum in her tight pierced pussy hole

Nah. This place is the shit. Youre just some weebo shut in who eats only ramen noodles and never goes outside

Eat a rare steak. Touch grass for at least an hour a day. Go for a walk. Lift weights.

Yea Forums will just bring you down. It's how it goes.

Correct attitude user stick with it

Comma is wrong. Nice try.

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So T up to the plate and have the courage to swing the bat, instead of crying in the dugout.

Totally different. You can find an escort that's into you, yeah. It's nice for a moment. Builds you up. But, it's not like you can go back much after that. The feels are great, but it's not something you can develop.

when walmart still had those happy face bags and balloons, and was just walmart, not "super" walmarts.

Doubt.

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So sad, will try harder next time, faggot sama

Oh, gawd, find the damned plate, they hid the fucking thing.

This guy gets it. It gives you confidence for the next girl you hit on. If you get down in the dumps about it. Hire another one to build back up.

I think this OP is a child.

Wipe the tears from your eyes, boy. Then you can see.

Last time I drove a mountain road, being a few weeks ago. Driving is my drug. Otherwise it's just numbness.

Listen, Lucifer, if youre going to do something, do it right.

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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!?!

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How it works. You gotta build yourself up, feel confident that you can still wreck a pussy good, and can actually bring positive vibes to a conversation with a girl. But, you also have to be able to find girls to talk to, somewhere, that's into things you're into, cute, and not flooded with men or looking for an open relationship right now.

I can hit on women. I'm just not very interested in them. They don't compare to the character I like. It sucks but it ain't the same and I've already had those experiences enough to know.

CHECKED!!!

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Trips and dubs. Damn. I get to be evil this week? I can pee with the toilet seat down?

That's where I'm at, tbh. Trying to figure out where they hide themselves, now.

>trips
>8888
are you mentally retarded?

*shrug* maybe youre gay?

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checked

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Its a specific fictional woman I love. Dreams like those ones make me feel as though I'm with her for real.

I think you have enough retardation for the two of you, newfag.

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It's not like I have any interest at all in anything, but, women. I just don't want to be in a bad relationship. It's better to stick to whores until then.

Was talking about the 777 you responded to. The 8888 doesn't count for shit.

Sounds like a coping mechanism. You raised the bar so high that no one lives up to your exceeding expectations. There's a term for that. Its called mental illness.

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At the risk of sounding like your Mother, a relationship isn't something you step in, it's a thing you work, and work hard.

Yep. Massage parlors for me. I get a nice rub down and order whatever else off the menu.

Well, yeah, but also - no point in jumping into a thing you know will fail from the start.

Welcome to 2022. The age of phone watching and 8 second attention spans. All of tgis instant gratification is destroying their brains.

Massages are nice, relieve stress. A good deep tissue massage is like gold.

Why dont you just shoot yourself in the food and then complain about not being able to walk. You are insufferable. No wonder youre alone. You make eeore off of winnie the pooh seem like a wet dream.