What'a cookin' Yea Forums
What'a cookin' Yea Forums
Daniel Adams
Carter Bell
I recognize this kitchen from another board with tyrant jannies
Noah Morales
Then you will recognize the recipe. It's Risotto time again
Alexander Gutierrez
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Easton Moore
Let's dew it. Venison? Are you banned from ck?
Ayden Cruz
No, just figured they've seen my recipe before, wanna share with Yea Forums
Yep, venison. The man who shot this deer is now dead. RIP Denny.
Camden Robinson
What happened to Denny? Was he a relative?
Hunter Butler
REST IN PEACE BEAUTIFUL DENNY
Juan Powell
He was my uncle, got up to get a glass of water in the middle of the night and fell down the stairs. Was braindead for two days.
God bless
One onion, two garlic
Andrew Wood
No shit?? And I'm sorry. How old?
Luis Hernandez
Moar butter
Ryder Morris
We already have one of these faggots. We don't need another one.
Dylan Cook
Something wrong with being gay?
Sebastian Richardson
He was in his 70's, had a long life behind him, but it was so sudden. Just goes to show you never know when it's your time.
Fry the veg in the grease-pile. Get it nice and translucent.
Asher Wright
>Just goes to show you never know when it's your time
So true. Reminds me of the time I almost got hit by a bus walking to my mailbox
Joshua Rogers
Only retards have stairs in their house. Your uncle is improving the gene pool.
Benjamin Bailey
I thought midwesterners preferred meat and potatoes. Not meat and pasta
Blake Butler
*Sigh*
Ryan Hughes
No but there is something wrong with being a faggot like you.
Ryder Hernandez
Was kinda hoping he'd show up, he was here last time.
Yes
Or when I filled a vase with 3lb of tannerite and shot it from 50 yards away, course that would've been more stupidity than providence
Take a lil break while the onion fries
Brayden Morales
Wait. Which faggot are you talking about?
Austin Hernandez
My friends cock in marmalade
Mason Murphy
How do you get to the second story? A ladder?
Meat and potatoes is old hat, I only post when I do something special
Right there with you
The guy with the bud light and the stove time. He's ok
Add rice, fry till you can smell it cooking
Jacob Anderson
beer fried rice and onions?
Thomas Taylor
Pretty much, this is what Risotto is, except instead of beer it's wine, and instead of cheddar it's whatever fancy schmancy cheese they have in Italy
Add the beer, and let 'er cook in.
Christian Gonzalez
looks like it'd be good with a steak
Aaron Hall
Where is the chicken?
Bentley Baker
It would.
Next time, I'll make steak
In the broth that you add after the beer cooks in. (You should really use beef or pork, but I'm fresh out)
Nathaniel Edwards
>entire onion
>2 garlic cloves
bruh your proportions are off
Mason Price
Having a second story is pointless booge wankery.
Dominic Sanchez
Imagine having a delicate soy boy diet, you cant handle a little onion or garlic. What a terrible life.
Aiden Lewis
Garlic flavor gets stronger the finer it's minced
You are as rootless as you are European
Be sure to season with salt, pepper, cayenne, and oregano
Connor Clark
Rather spend the money on a bigger garden rather than pointless rooms to store pointless shit in sorry. Hope your uncles house full of trash was fulfilling for him while it lasted
Parker James
no ginger?
Henry Ortiz
>not being a shit cook is soy
wew lad you have to be 18 to post here m8
Julian Perry
I spose you're right. I do have 8 acres with no structures. Gotta get me a house built pronto. Oh, and go fuck yourself for shit talking my dead relatives, I hope your grandmother likes her position as the devil's cocksleeve
Don't have any, do have paprika though
I added some garlic powder to compensate.
I need a bigger pan
Carson Taylor
Best thread today!
Adrian Wright
My gran is still alive probably because she doesn't have to navigate a falling hazard every tine she wants water like a third world mexican
Joseph Harris
Hey, you showed up!
The devil is nothing if not patient
Add a stick of butter as a finisher
Jaxon Long
Carefully fold in a bag of cheddar
Anthony James
Yo. You need to clean that nasty looking stove.
Thats the wrong rice for risotto.
Anthony Diaz
Yes and yes. I cannot find Arborio in my rinky dink town.
wa la. risotto. pastolis feel free to chime in on my 1960's tier butchery of your "qwizeen"
Camden Carter
Nice. I appreciate the effort & pics
Jose Thompson
Maybe next time, I come to your thread
Time to game till I fall asleep
Asher Hall
post unwrapped butter with timestamp
Luke Davis
William Gutierrez
you should have a pan with a larger lip ideally for something like. i think they are called saute pans. they also double as pasta pans
Andrew Davis
I dreamt we were grilling together last night....
>#nohomo
Gavin Rivera
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I'll see if I can get one for cheap
I just wanna grill
Elijah Allen
>I just wanna grill
What's holding you back?
Andrew Roberts
No charcoal, and lack of grillables. Could thaw some steak, but I'll save it for next week.
Nathan Gomez
Thomas Reyes
I was feeling lazy as fuck.
Grated 1 large clove of garlic.
Chopped 1/2 cup of eggplant.
Cut corn off 1 Cobb.
Juiced half a lime.
Added to pot and cooked on med heat for 8 minutes with 2 tea spoons of chili oil.
Added 2 cups water and brought to a boil.
Add 1 egg and 1 pack of Ramen and cook for 3 minutes. Remove from heat.
Add 1 table spoon of lemon pepper and 2 chopped green onions.
Shove flavor packet up your ass and enjoy.
Chop 2 green onion stalks
Ethan Jones
Did you have a bud tho?
Benjamin Miller
I had a miller.
Luis Thompson
I don't mind a miller every now and then, but if I'm drinking a Milwaukee beer, it's gotta be Schlitz
Caleb Harris
Miller?
Joshua Sanchez
those subway tiles can get cleaner than they currently are
Ryder Sanchez
>dirty ass stovetop, a stick of butter, no parmesan, fucking cheap preshredded cheddar, having the audacity to say you folded that garbage in, no lemon, cheap shitty wood chippings walmart butter, no arborio rice, overcooked, horse piss beer deglazer, too small of a pan, no stock, with venison and no mushrooms
holy shit kill yourself you disgusting retard
Ryder Wright
Damn ur tall
Caleb Adams
You donkey
Thomas Thomas
>adds a disgusting amount of cheese
op post weight right now
Tyler Lee
>Fat and protein le bad
Kys faggit
Jason Nguyen
to consume that amount in one sitting is disturbing. Stay mad fatty mc fat fat
Nathaniel Martin
You think that is one sitting worth of food?
> Stay mad fatty mc fat fat