Dick rate thread
kik adriand44
Dick rate thread
kik adriand44
9/10
Pleasantly veiny and deep red head looks delicious. Loses a point for excessive curvature.
8/10 I’m guessing 7 inches
rip handbreeder
Larry
Gonna give this one a 7. The proportions and coloring don't quite do it for me, but regardless it still looks like an effective tool.
I wish you had that pic in a bigger size
What happened to him?
>inb4 old schizo man handbreeder
Elaborate on the proportions
It looks too thick for its length and the head and shaft are too, similar, I guess. Like with OP's dick there's a clear change when going from head to shaft with the ridge of the head. If I were sucking on that cock I'd enjoy the feeling of that ridge passing back and forth over my lips. Yours lack that. Sorry.
chub here
Can you pull back that foreskin?
so If i had a longer dick with a more defined head it would please you
Handbreeder 2.0 with the same shitty sad body and cock over and over
9/10
Nice cock
9
6.5
Looks smooth
7.5
It would definitely be better. Although ironically it might also be improved by being the same length but not as thick. Personal preference is weird, huh?
8/10. Great proportions, but your circumcision scarring is a bit too prominent.
There isnt anything i can do about that for the most part, but thanks for the rate
I agree I always wished I had more length cause I thought it looked short and fat but it’s actually just normal thickness
Heh, no problem buddy. Wish I had more than a 3/10.
sorry babe
Who rated you that low
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Hot
why do people not put their thumbs in the photo? like we can tell you are trying so hard to make your dick bigger than it actually is
Not pictured. I rate me that low. smol pp is smol.
Shaft lacks texture, but that glans looks pink and yummy. Maybe a 7 total?
Size is good, but the way the base is so much smaller than the rest of the shaft is a little off-putting. Also 7.
Excess curve, oddly shaped head only average in size. Too many problems. 4/10, sorry.
Size isn’t everything. I have seen a number of smol pp that i would happily touch if given an opportunity
Poor lighting/10.
Fine, gonna make me say it. Smol and barely functional pp.
do your girl pills make your dick not work user? do you have to use your butt to get off?
I’m sorry i brought it up then
from shit lighting to parkinson's tier photo kek.
More?
Kik? I sent my mom your dick and she liked it
Bro we all know thats a mini bic lighter. kek. who the fuck are your kidding?
I don’t believe you about that. Post proof and i’ll post another pic
Bro my dick is like exactly as yours. Measures?
Rate me?
He hasn't appeared yet probably got baned lol
YOU JUST KNOW HE IS LURKING. Probably giving rates in his head KEK
But I never said it was the big lighter. KEK
I can kik you, she thinks you’re on of her old fuck buddies post your user and I’ll make a kick to contact you I have some nudes already but you could help me get more
I shouldn’t feel small, I tell myself but I do.
I’d have to make a kik first.
kek dude show the can at the base otherwise we assume you are just trying to make your cock bigger than it actually is.
average out of 10 minus 1 for trying to make it bigger than it is
Better picture. This is an 8/10 cock. Decent proportions, pleasant amount of veinyness and a lickable head.
Not on girl pills, I just half broke my dick years ago as well ad being a fat fuck.
This does not spark joy.
Another strange shaft to head transition. Also, not a good angle for evaluation. 6/10
That circumcision scar is too much.
These are tits.
Weird texture towards the top, but otherwise good. 7/10
4 for smol pp
Size?
>I just half broke my dick years ago
how?
i mean it looks very average.
Holy Jesus you are so much fun I think Joaquin Phoenix visits Yea Forums in makeup
I was unsatisfied my cockring so I tried something tighter. In case you aren't aware of what you're looking at they're used to castrate cows. I snapped it on, but after I was done I couldn't get it off. Spent too long finding the right tool, turned out to be a pair of nail clippers, and snipped it off. Too late, damage done.
if you aren't larping that is fucking horrifying dude. what a nightmare.
Not larping, unfortunately. I've busted myself in other ways, but that was the most severe. And that's saying something since one time I broke my urethra with a sound and my cock poured blood when I pulled it out.
I never realized there were so many dicks out there that so smoothly transition from shaft to head. It's a shame. Not really into this one. 6/10, I guess.
I’m not sure. It doesnt seem very private
If you want to make one go ahead I migh be able to get nudes without more dick pics but it helps my cause
i like my dick too much to abuse it like that. that shits hardcore man.
Tell me more about your plan first.
I’ll keep texting her and sending you updates and will sure nudes you just provide some more faceless dick pics
The elastrator thing was fucking stupid, but the sounding felt amazing. Even after breaking whatever I did I kept at it, more carefully, of course. I figured the damage was done, may as well get that orgasm. After I came I pulled it out and my dick was like a fountain of blood. Like, there was a lot to the pint where I said fuck this, I'm going to bed and maybe I won't wake up. Unfortunately I did and the next morning I got right up to take a piss, just to make sure it worked. It did so I went to the kitchen to get some food at which point my legs buckled and I fell to the floor. Guess there was significant blood loss. Surprisingly that whole ordeal had zero lasting repercussions.