Whats your role in your group of friends? im the fat guy who always has smokes

i have no friends

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I don't have any friends.

I'm the mysterious deep voiced guru that always has a gf out of his league and always has an answer to a question that's better than 'i don't know'

I'm the gay guy that fucked your dad.

So... group larper? Every group needs one.

you probably have no friends kek

I dont have any friends because friends are fags. I dont talk to anyone Im not fucking. waste of my time and I have more important things to do

I'm the organizer, 9/10 times if we all do something it was my idea and I got it put together.

I'm the weird guy that's always happy to be a work.
I love what I do.

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you sound like a fag

Jokes on you. Ive never met my dad. Thats no cap tho fr

sounds more like the leader. do they come up to you if they have problems

The fat neckbeard whose clothes smell like semen and smegma. Not even joking, the smell right now is pretty ripe

what do you do

I'm the only one with a car and the I.T. Cuck lol.

The black guy who makes too many book references

can you stop cumming on yourself for like a day. Seriously

Testing

After I fap I put my cock straight back into my pants without cleaning up and any cum on my hands gets wiped on my clothes

I stopped taking to friends by mid 2018.

Holy fuck Boys I have been constipated for a week and I chugged quarter of a 1.4l of prune juice, and its coming out like a fucking hose. Stomach rumbled so hard it vibrated the toilet.

Why?

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I'm the guy whose wife is the hottest and is best at competitive computer games.

The guy who gets bullied and makes everyone laugh by embarrassing himself.

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Leader, I decide the stuff we do and who gets to come.

no, im just the best at that kind of thing and the most adventurous.

I am an aggressive clown.

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Guess what? Unless you're letting your friends see her naked, or sharing her with them, they dont care

I try to be the funny one.

Works 5% of the time, every time

I'm the asshole that never shows up, never replies to DMs and falls asleep after one beer.

Gross. I at least wash my glans and hands

i used to be that
now i have no friends
...just saying

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drunk and enemployed stimulant enthusiast

>enemployed

i hope your asshole survives bro

im the guy will go mountainbiking no matter how drun i am. also a drunk

I'm honestly best described as chaotic neutral in my group of friends. I float around between being the dad of the group and making sure everyone is taken care of, to being the crazy one who you have to keep tabs on or I'll get in trouble, to the group punching bag where I'm the butt of everyone's jokes, to the leader. It's a weird relationship I have with my friends, but its a strong one.

Thanks, I'm also a pensioner and have very good parents

What do you do with your many many waking hours if you're not employed?

he cooks cigarettes jfc user take a fucking hint from the picture

the dream

Too lazy to go to the bathroom and tp/kleenex gets expensive when your fap as often as I do lol

Meh. It's easier not to move

That's the whole purpose of bicycles.

I'm the fat autist who intentionally annoys people because I think it's funny

Mostly listen to music, drink, fap and talk to people trying to help me

I'm the one with all the guns when shit gets crazy

I don’t get it. I was mortified when i realized that i could smell myself back in high school, let alone cum

>because I think it's funny
Actually, it is funny.

>whats your role in your group of friends? im the fat guy who always has smokes
I have bad news for you friend. You're the guy we drop as a friend by age 24.

This, but at least responsive to people or when I have something of interest to say.
Usually on my phone, anyway.

this is why I dont shake hands with people

>I'm the one with all the guns when shit gets crazy
We had a friend like that. He committed suicide at age 35. I guess all the guns came in handy after all.

Your friend was a faggot

i am sort of a mediatory guy that shows up only when a pact has been sealed or broken. i also have a gimp.

Its Mark the mint man

I'm the lush who always mediates other people's problems. Recently turned into the racist alcoholic by some individuals.

>Your friend was a faggot
You seem like just the right kind of guy to replace him, we're taking applications

Kek

Fucking normies kill yourselves

I'm the guy that keeps dead animals in his freezer.
The weird one leering at their wives while jiggling change/keys in my front pants pocket.

I'm the hardworking guy, who is a bit ill, but in general nice, and has moderate success with women.

Nice try faggot

Nice, intelligent, cultivated, handsome man. Most of my friends are like me.

The Eternal Fuckup/Slightly-Late Redneck.
I'll do damned-near anything for any of my friends and I have strokes of brilliance that catch everyone completely off-guard, but God damn I'm generally mediocre the rest of the time.

navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills

Gentle giant 194cm that everyone loves, all the girls treat me like a huge sweetheart teddy bear

All the guys want me around even though I don't talk much

My dick is small, single