Game has a cooking mechanic

Fuck americans

>game has advanced recipe crafting

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That literally looks like diarrhea on a bun.

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>That would be $129.99, sir.

Isn't the whole point of cutting them in half so you can eat them sideways?

I knew this was fucking kay's cooking the moment I saw the orange bowl
shit gave me PTSD

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>fighting game rosters be like

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gordon this is too much meat for a burga m8

Is that Ja/ck/?

The shit's literally all over the table. Would they still expect you to pay for it?

He's just complaining that the meat is larger than the bun so he'll end up just eating meat instead of a burger

those are spic hands, not american

if i get this shit on my table i'm sending it back and leaving the restaurant. What kind of fucking retard shit is this, holy shit

Order Up!

he's scottish

b-b-b-b-but the presentation!!1!!1

why the fuck is the store still open lmao

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most of the nasty food gifs are spics
and people wonder why they're all obese

can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck he was trying to accomplish?

i love how much butthurt this causes italians

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Pretty sure that's Alinea. I've eaten there once. It's better than that makes it look.

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im almost certain this is Kay's Cooking on YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=K71xhNigwZw

My guess is pancakes, but the pan obviously isn't heated up at all.

>burnt
americans think this is good

Looks like pancake batter to me, poured into enough oil to shallow fry. The oil is also cold. The video is made purposefully to trigger autists, because why else would anyone professionally film that?

>Welsh rareshit
my sides

creosote good

wha-
what is going on?

is she making dough rolls with fucking bees in them?
why are there bees everywhere?

this recipe is CURSED

>Meat so tender, he slides the knife through it once and it lops it off
Fuck, I'm drooling. Nothing better than super tender meat with fat that melts when it hits your tongue.

And I say this as a 68kg beanpole.

Is this why spics and niggers have to smother their food in adobe seasoning or Lawreys? To cover up the soap taste?

>store
its a stand, out in the open. what are they gonna do about it?

it's china, don't worry about it

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american food is not good
it's both burnt and rare

Have you never seen a ja/ck/ thread before? People like that exist.

I hate those glazed burger buns

>but the pan obviously isn't heated up at all.
Not only that, that was way too much cooking oil.

I thought that was a fucking stone they were gonna cook something on, at first. What the fuck.

somebody explain to me what the burt hell i am looking at here

fuck americans

>That'll be 269.99 + tip sir

you dont like brioche? whats wrong with you?

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>cover up the soap taste
but that's their favorite part
youtu.be/3H1SWsLhbQg?t=128

Isnt' that Kay?

>Implying rare is bad
What are you, a fucking child?

Bingo.

yeah thats why whenever they make fun of "white food" you just nod like an adult humoring a child

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>both burnt and rare
It's called seared.

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Won't lie, this one looks pretty cool

Dinotendies? Izzat you?

Hey, don't talk shit about Lawry's. You toss a teaspoon or two of that shit in some flour for pork chops, and you get some of the best fried pork chops on the planet.

Yea I love when this webm is posted. The meat is perfect size with the bun along with the toppings. There's nothing extra destroying the first bite or any subsequent bite. He even cut it in half for an easier time squishing it down. It's humorous but with how the internet works people will start to think it's being genuine.

okay Yea Forums, pick

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What kind of food is this

I went to a fair at my local city square once and the only niggers there were selling dry rub
hilarious

he didnt fly so good

Wrong thread bro

It's not burnt, it's covered in a rub.

I don't get the issue here. Gordon's burgers are actually still smaller than the one he's trying to eat, plus they look easily squishable, AND he cut them in half. Where's the problem?

These are art. Why did you post them in the silly haha bad cooking thread?

Bugmen have no souls

and you fags gave me shit for cutting little cubes of ham and cheese and mixing with mayo

5
Water
$

Lawry's is fucking great, and what you described is how my mom always made chops. I'm talking about the overly liberal use of it in "black cuisine."

That's broiled lamb, nothing to do with rare meat.

oatmeal raisin
black coffee
butter pecan ice cream

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I fucking lol'd Jesus Christ

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1D@. I am a simple man who enjoys tradition.

>wife is italian
>always makes chicken cutlets
>I'm a good ol' southern boy from South Georgia/North Florida
>Wait till she leaves the kitchen to grab her phone
>Sneak some Lawry's into the flour.
>She cooks it without noticing
>"Holy shit, this cutlets are delicious. I'm getting good at making these."
>shewillneverknowmysecret.jpg
Downside is I literally have to do it every fucking time now, or she'll figure out the grift. Or they'll be bland as fuck.

3D!

1
black
!

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Is that the salt guy?

I don't get these high quality restaurants. You're reducing food to an artistic experience except you're remaking the same thing again and again down to the very nanometer of precision so you don't lose your heckin' MICHELIN MAN stars instead of being freeform with your art.

Lemme guess. From the south? Guessing Georgia/Alabama? It's like the go-to for pork chops down here.

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It's a chicken

fucking hate america

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rip liveleak

Ayoo, Joey. This mf still alive?

I boil my steak in milk until it's well done

>Doesn't place the cheesewheel parallel to the hot dog for maximum efficient coverage
>Cheese gets on one sixth of the hotdog and dribbles over the edges of the container

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If the hotdog was rotated 90 degrees so the "long" side of the cheese avalanche was aligned with it instead of all being dumped directly in the middle, this would be alright

No actually, New England. No idea where she got the idea. She always used to just fry them with Lawry's and when I got older she figured out breading them mixed with Lawry's and frying instead.

This is the shitty food thread. That's culinary art. It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to be a demonstration of food manipulation. Generally chocolates and cakes.

wtf why didnt he turn the hot dog

There's no point to setting whatever that lump is on fire. I can only assume its 100% for show and bumping up the cost by 25%.

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you fucked up m8 even something as miniscule as bland food can be a conversation piece and a learning experience between you two if you love/tolerate each other

It's actually a meme and we play along with it, there's nothing wrong with breaking the spaghetti if the pot is short or tiny.

frantically grasping at straws to gotcha this man and get some internet validation, huh?
everybody already knows he's a hollywood whore hack who rolled bank by acting not cooking.
i'd still eat that burger he made though.

A cow died for this :(

Ahh, yes. With a side of jelly beans, I presume?

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>player_imposed_challenge.webm

to be fair, I never had to open a can with a knife so I dunno how hard it'd be. but I assume there was a can opener somewhere in that kitchen, no?

Those restaurants are literally made for social media people to post vids, that's why they put on this show and make you eat straight from the table

she's actually retarded, right?

>grabbing onto the sharpened edge

There was a video of a fattie making I think it was macaroni salad or pasta salad? She looked like or possibly was one of the sisters from 1000lb sisters. The recipe had like a whole can of condensed milk in it and shit, anyone know what I'm talking about?

I love Phil
I hope lonely retards keep giving him money forever

Am I wrong?

Missed a letter there, genius.

anyone have that webm where the guy flips 3 pancakes, the first is uncooked and the last is burned to ashes

I think the only real gotcha vid ever made for Ramsey is the one with the shitty grilled cheese desu.
>inb4 the scrambled eggs vid
Tried that out myself and its fucking delicious

Simply Sara?

I do, but I don't have the video handy

Chocolate Chip
Irish Cream
Orange Cream
1E*

I don't care

that better not be cum

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Holy shit, yes. Battered pork chops with Lawrys, or Double-fried chicken with it is fucking peak southern cuisine. My grandfather used to whip of a fish-fry style batter for pork chops, and that shit was amazing.

>absolutely ruining a good knife to do this shit
If you must open a can without a can opener you use a spoon to "soften" the inner edge and then use as small of a knife as you can and just saw through it

>hello
>i'm allergic to bad art
>i'd like a plate please

what about this?

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Gordon Ramsey has a new cooking contest show that uses a bunch of tik tok "chefs". I wonder if it has one of these kind of competitors.

The legend

>Game lets you create cooking sites anywhere you want.

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Shit, that's the one. I suddenly remembered it and haven't seen it in years

You don't criticize an italian woman's cooking. Ever. This is rule number one of dating an italian woman. You want no-hassle, amazing food 100% of the time, you marry a puerto rican. Those bitches can cook. It's in their fucking genetics or something.

>blast wheel with heat
>scrape of roasted surface
>cheese is melted underneath
>mouth breather holding phone is salivating
>put cheese in fridge until someone else wants instagram video

is this safe? they're potentially repeatedly heating a diary product past its safe storage temperature

Someone got the clip of Ja/ck/ putting a steak in a ice cold pan filled with oil, he does it very carefully to avoid spilling but it ends of spilling anway.

this is as bad as brazilian pizza

I did double-fried chicken for the first time myself a few weeks ago, and used lard in place of oil. Wife bitched about how much it stunk but said it was probably the best chicken she's ever had.

auuuuuuugh i made a completely new version of this and i dunno where i saved it

Wait, is that actually him? I thought it was just a guy that looked like him

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No but only because nobody has a soul, they don't exist dumdum

also the one where he cracks an egg on a grill and it just slides off

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brioche is super sweet, i want a burger not a donut

this is satire right?
please be satire

>he didn't season it first
man, white people can't cook for shit

He was so close to getting out. Needed a few more points in vitality.

One time I was desperate for fried chicken in my college, away from home days. All I had was olive oil. I tried frying it in that? Holy shit never do that. It was the nastiest fried chicken I'd ever had. Lard, Vegetable Oil, or bust.

brazilian pizza is like sausage user
it tastes good but you should never see how they are done.

What the fuck happened here?

>Your vomit pile, sir

What an insanely retarded way to kill yourself.

BLYAAAAAAAAT

>dies just as the doors open
>curls up like a pig
>falls down just above the fire to be roasted like a pig
>slight pause before the door closes
Pottery kek

wanted to warm his testicles

oil

I think the way these things work is they take out the cheese and do multiple portions at once, then slice of a thin layer if they need to put it back into storage- but these wheels are typically used only for one day I think?

yep. He's mad!

>Scotch Egg
>Low Tier
The fuck is wrong with you.

Cold frozen fries (covered in water)
Too much oil in the pan
Catches on fire
Retard throws more water onto an oil fire

4
Coffee flavoured Coffee
@

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FOUND IT

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nog threw frozen fries into maximum temp overfilled fry grease and the ice on them ignited

>The scooter in the background
Is this live action Yuru Camp?

There's someone on TikTok that calls this "stunt food", it's more about the stunt than the actual food.

>visit this thread
>youtube starts to suggest food videos
fuck you, ameritoid niggers with your coomfood

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>Pikilopedia

Define soul.

1B*

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Not him but in resteraunts by the time a brioche bun is at your table it's already stale.
The stuff you can buy from a super market in plastic packets will serve you better and less oily.

Some sort of "pizza"

How hot would the cpu need to get to actually cook this thing

don't complain, I opened a youtube link on Yea Forums once. I had to format my pc and delete my youtube account

Scotch eggs are great

>Not trying to cover the flame with your clothes.
>Not pressing all buttons to get out on the next floor.
>Not turning away from the flame.

>undercooked fries and lard cheese
>brown people: yum!

The doo doo devourer....

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this one looks good but arent those the seeds they put over bread?

Is this really what a single american eats in one sitting? Explains a lot

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do people eat that 'stuff'

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5, D/E/H, #/$/%

>not holding your breath

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>skipping a meal
lmaooo

Ah yes, my favorite, charcoal and sesame seed pie.

Yes, we are pigs. Pls, nuke us.

>A Gearbox production

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>people
You could call them that

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I love how you can see they obviously change the ingredients multiple times between shots because how they originally prepared it wasn't working

HAHAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT

NOT ONLY IS HE USING OIL INSTEAD OF BUTTER BUT HE IS ALSO DROWNING THE PANCAKE IN IT! americans am i right?

1 stroke and heart failure please and do make haste

>Heineken
Ew

yum

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Well that looks dumb but it probably tastes good

what do you call them amerifriend?

what's the difference between shepherd's pie and cottage pie? my grandma is from scotland and used to make shepherd's pie all the time when i was a kid.

It looked good until they started pouring all of that shit on it.

>wh*te male cuisine

i am of italian descent and this unironically hurts. maybe its on our genes or something. I dont even identify as italian.

Cottage pie is beef, shepherds is lamb

These types of videos are made literally to get people to say "that looks fucking disgusting" so they share the video with people.

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We try to pretend they don't exist

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no, restaurants really serve shit like that. it's trendy shit. the whole point of it is to take pictures of the food, not to eat it

if it sounds unthinkably retarded it's because it is

>who knows could work, had some crazy yakisoba bread before that was pretty goo-
>they shove a whole fucking chicken in there
>then whatever the fuck happened after it

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This. It's made to garner clicks and shares because of how ridiculous it is.

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Half-boiled eggs.

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the best part of making scrambled eegs is knowing that niggers dont know how to
and its important to make scrambled eggs, so you can remind negroes that they arent allowed to have anything good in life, They are allowed to have mouth liquer and cool aid. And fast food fried chicken and thats pretty much it.

>97% chance of ceating a meal

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What a waste of a perfect watermelon, I'm so mad I'm gonna rob a liquor store.

This thread is making me want to puke.

ITT American Obsession

>game has impossible QTE

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>vegans

I have never been so sure i was going to see someone injured who was then not injured.

>haha funy drunk man sets self on fire by accident
>His jacket literally starts turning to ash
>Realize I'm going to watch someone possibly die

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>british cuisine
>god tier
>skipping a meal
I keked

I'm pretty sure it's one faggot trying and failing to farm (you)s

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That literally just looks like vomit, that last time I threw up it looked like this what the fuck

Huh, rock, guess this is one of those fancy- wait, it's a Christmas pudding? Why does it look like a vacuum cleaner bag- ok I give up.

>how often do you change the oil?
>oil?

Huh so that's what that stuff looks like, always wondered since I saw it in DayZ

at least that is mostly whole foods. fats will eat more than that and most of it will be garbage processed shit.

yes, its a real thing. Surprisingly its funny, the actress who plays Rin went for a silly role instead of Rin's usual introvertness

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUPID CUNT

wonder if this guy actually died or not. looks pretty bad the way he collapsed on top of the fire.

that nylon smoke is reaaaaal bad for you

Family lmao

To my understanding the elevator ran out of oxygen so he passed out but also the flames lowered- when the door opened he got enough air to wake up and escape.
Imagine living like that

Ground beef kabobs can be *really* tasty, but damn they never look good.

Pancake I guess.

raclette is typically done at raclette restaurants, so they'll be running through it faster than food safety is a real concern.

The way he opens the bag of fritos always rustles my jimmies. Just fucking opening it like a normal person.

>Cooking Pizza before level 68

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>hello yes 1 plate of cancer please

ahh, a typical brazilian home kitchen

how it feels to chew 5 gum

Soul is when worse graphics

nothing on earth could be more worth it.

Europeans know shit about barbecue

I recognize this video format. That's Tasty. What's wrong with this?

>Game encourages completing it in different ways

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What videogame is this thread faggot?

Nice trips! But yeah we burned a pizza like that back when I worked at a pizza place. The color is so uniform I bet people would think it's a shop but that really happens.

Rich people need to be shot

Lol thanks user, I needed a laugh.

It's a normal German kitchen.

My second housemate cooked everything out of a pot. He said a pot is basically a pan except with taller walls. I've seen him cook chicken, steaks, soups, hasbrowns, and grilled cheese in this singular pot. I'm surprised he never simply ate straight out of the pot. But as disgusting as all his meals were he's also the kind of guy that could walk into the woods with his pot and come back out with a hot pot full of soup or something.

>I told you to freeze the pizza
>and I did
>yeah, in carbonite

Surely that would've started an electric fire. Calling it fake.

it's a russian video so realize you are watching someone with a 50-60 iq

hey, it doesnt really matter if you like it or not, just views matter

>pasi viherlaho
nyt vittu ulos

He survived by the way.
The video cuts off before he gets back up and walks out.
He initially gets knocked out by the lack of oxygen, but the doors open and he wakes up. Had the doors not opened he'd surely have died.

What did you cook for dinner today Yea Forums?
For me it's:
>chicken breast with curry paste on olive oil >steamed carrot
>rice boiled with clove
>green tea (gunpowder)
>one whole grapefruit (peeled)

You can see the top of his jacket turn from dark navy to white ash

if people really had that kind of mentality, you would see a lot of baiting and trolling posts on Yea Forums just so people get (You)s

my brother pulled one of these when he came home drunk one night. i came down in the morning and saw it on the counter thinking it was a chocolate pie and my dad had a furious look on his face.

It's shit like that and gold leaf that makes you realise how fucking retarded they are. You could open a restaurant and just sell mcdonalds with gold leaf on it at 1000x markup and rich faggots would buy it.

Jesus fuck you euros know shit about cooking. I imagine you fags love eating meat with the texture of rubber

rune factory

>meat minced so hard its soup
why

>A Hideo Kojima production

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1
>coffee
@ or %

Do italians really?

Are plates expensive in America?

>mcdonalds with gold leaf on it at 1000x markup
Literally a thing.

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How come more people don't do this?

>no regular coffee
>no mint ice cream
>not even cookiedough ice cream either
What the fuck

why would you think a specialty polenta restaurant with 2 gay meds sitting at the table is in fucking america

guess which country this stupid no plates shit came from? hint wasn't america

lmao fuck off mutt.

>fasting while browsing this thread
thanks bros i dont feel hungry anymore

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>vegans
>pepperoni
If only

When Italians came to the US it was customary for them to eat off the ground, now they eat off of tables
they've really progressed

That is most performative art, musicians play same songs, comedians tell same jokes etc

its pretty insane to have different show everytime, in this food sense i get it but on the other hand its not quickly done if he starts to scribble

I was just baiting bro

>coffee flavor
Is this bait?

>game forces you to look for food in any place

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what kind of pan is that?

First time I had polenta was in the army and it was disgusting and Ithey served it atleast once a week. I will never eat polenta ever again

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i want to murder that soifaggot on the right holy fuck

So many things are wrong with this. Firstly the crumb must mean they took the filling out of the oreos (otherwise it would clump), but from the colour it's a completely different biscuit crumb anyway. Hence why it's so uniform and not sandy. A little bit of unsalted butter isn't going to make a semi-stiff dough either, at least not the quantity they use.

The cream-cheese butter creme could come together like that, I'm not entirely convinced by it earlier, and from the ingredients it'd taste like shit.

Honestly it's a fucking terrible recipe.

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How to lose your meal in 10 minutes

>take simple dish
>overload it with insane faggotery
Why

>meat is almost burned
The restaurant even gives you free stomach cancer

It's not for actually rich people, its for people who wanna spend 300-600bucks for one night to larp as a rich person

for rich person that kind of shit would be same as going to any restaurant, this shit would be a regular date maybe with some whore

please for fuck's sake wash my eyes

It says they are in Brooklyn at the end of the video.

Looks like a crepe pan

real g cooking right there nothing that wypipo will ever get to experience because they be dumb cavedemuns

gotchu bro

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you think coffee flavor ice cream is bait? user are you from the midwest?

Because people will line up to pay for it at a ridiculous markup.

Same man
Ramadan Karim anyway

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>Brooklyn
>America
That's like saying Southall is British

city liberals are mentally ill.

What the hell even is that gray "bag" think? Looks more like some kind of fabric than something edible.

agreed shit is revolting, but my experience with it is very limited

I love polenta and I hate this video
videogames

OH BUTTA DA FUCKEN SPAGEET NEEDS TO BE OVERLY LONG AND CUMBORSOME!

>coffee flavor
disgusting, adding anything to a coffee ruins it.

Above 60C obviously.

>slathered in sauce at the end
Ruined.

mehtier bait, made me reply though

>faggot can't enjoy coffee black and with flavours
flavourlets when will they learn

Beautiful...

Toaster doesn't get hot enough to catch fire, so the steaks would be incredibly rare because it's just convection, not an actual sear
You know it's fake because those steaks would be grey

seething

I hope people understand that you literally buy this food to prove you are wealthy not for actual taste

>not a single instance of fish or any other seafood

You disappoint me Yea Forums.

Enjoy.

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Poor people don't understand things rich people do which is why they're poor

no, polenta is not that liquid usually and that looks disgusting

>t. Italian living in Italy

this is how asians feed their young

I'mad that you think I'd be mad
but I'm not mad

This. Once you're rich enough, the act of spending money in and of itself is what you draw enjoyment from. The gold leaf and artsy shit you see in upper-end restaurants is just a formality
A lot of world-class chefs used to rail against this, but then they got in on the grift.

hue

grow up

kek

who has the worst cuisine in the world?
USA or UK?
I'm leaving china out as it's basically another planet

Where are the videogames?

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I should make a webm of that smoker review Jack put up around April Fools, that beast of a chicken easily ranks amongst the all time great Ja/ck/ creations.

Man if a girl was hot enough I'd try it once. As long as it didn't get up my nose.

>burnt
It's bark, you'd have to leave meat in the smoker for literal days to actually burn it

Maybe its my autism, but if I was filthy rich, I wouldnt want this stupid shit... I would just want a master class chef to cooke me whatever without doing artsy retarded shit

Gingerbread
I don't drink coffee
I like my ice cream just how I like my hentai vanilla

Whichever country came up with lutefisk.

those are bees tho

Whatever third world you're from I'm sure

salt bae noooo

He's European, he knows nothing about food

>It says they are in Brooklyn at the end of the video.

So, Israel.

t. bong or mutt

protip. Never toss a bunch of frozen shit in hot oil. Friend got burnt pretty badly because he was retarded like you

Our cuisine is literally consumed across the world eurofag

video games?

How about using less oil too? Most of those retards use too much

I first ate Polenta near some church on a mountain as a kid.
I no longer eat Polenta.

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It's not actually supposed to be eaten, it's literally just for clicks.
Kids think it's funny.

plus tip

>Elemental Magic can be used for cooking

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Because those artisan chefs were making more in one night than those chefs did in a month

>He's European, he knows nothing about food
hahahahhahhah

mmmm blood and bacteria delicious

he puts the shit back in the aluminium alzheimer bag so no poison gets left behind and you eat the morbid shit from it

>coffee
>flavour
do Americans REALLY?

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I got the perfect images to demonstrate what you mean.

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best webm in this thread

wherever has the highest frequency of flavorless vegan vegetarian garbage. brown people knock whites over spices but those super vegan types seem to only make shit that tastes like boiled lettuce.

Probably actually better than what you get in a box of pre-cooked bacon

The problem is that the pot's too small and it was overfilled with oil, also likely turned up to max heat when you really only need medium at most for deep-frying. You can put frozen food like fries and shit directly into hot oil, most everything will bubble up, you just have to make sure there's enough space for it to do so without overflowing because it'll catch fire if it does.

Every year around Thanksgiving you'll hear about dozens of people who got horrifying injuries, burned their houses down, or outright died because they wanted to deep-fry their turkey and overfilled the pot with oil.

How are you even supposed to eat that when the actual food is drowning below all that cheese

Germany.

"On Friday, November 27, 2020 in Orenburg, Russia, a man recklessly set fire to a flammable liquid with a lighter (antifreeze for windshields containing ethanol). He then fought the flames for a few seconds before losing consciousness due to lack of oxygen.. Fortunately the doors opened, and the man having regained consciousness, he was able to get out of the elevator with his feet on the fire. He was taken to hospital after suffering burns on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree in 30% of his body."

Some retards think chili = grease and meat paste

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Literally clean it up, literal janitor.

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Just make Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs, meme all you want but those are great.

this is how much meat i eat in a month this is insane but i want to eat it

>freeform with your art.¨
Yes, high art is not freeform. What is your point?

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>a man recklessly set fire to a flammable liquid with a lighter (antifreeze for windshields containing ethanol)
WHY HE DID THAT?

>being sop retarded you can't even cook eggs
>probably have job and pay taxes
I always wonder how people can function in society and be this stunted

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>Game has liminal spaces

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>what did the poo say to the sidewalk?

Its cotton

Im going to florence on holiday. Any tips

also I went there years ago and got cucked at some restaurant which would let locals go first

god i wish that were me

you will eat the cheese puffs

Ramadan Karim brothers

Someone post that hack cook talking about his customers never cooking an egg.

is that salt bae?

>wanted to make a post about how islam wouldnt allow Yea Forums
>remember the loli and hebe threads

He's amazingly nimble with those grabbers.

>All in game factions are evil

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Not a muslim but trying to fast for a few weeks, what to keep in mind?

i got you

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>think about making big bowl of pasta and eating alone
>see thread
>gonna have a salad instead

thanks for helping lose weight bros

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The issue is not even that they eat poultry, but at least wait for it to get big and juicy you fucking retards

fucking kek

Based added protein. Just roll the bees into the dough.

I laughed way too hard at this

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he's pretty good at this game!

Friend was a uni student that got himself a deep fryer, didnt know shit about how frozen water will blow up if you toss it in oil, and fucked himself up.

>Game is buggy despite dev fixes

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benis :DDDD

I hate rich people so much it's unreal.

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This. Real wealthy people eat the same shit you and I eat because they'd see anything else as a waste of money

I can't believe everyone in society had shit taste back then

holy fuck how you even get it that tender?

>when the cheese melting event doesnt trigger

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Does anyone remember a parody cooking video about a guy turning a sandwich into a sandwich or something through a bunch of overly-complicated steps? The only bits I remember are one of the steps being fermenting it in a barrel, and a lot of smileys, culminating in the phrase "AND THE SERPENT EATS ITS OWN TAIL :) :) :) :) :)" or something like that.
This is making me feel like a schizo typing it out, but I swear it exists, I saw a webm someone made of it in one of these threads.

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I want the Fun Pizza to be made into a movie.

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HE'S STILL GOING OH NO NO NO NO

For the most part he isn't wrong. But having a dedicated pan is still a good idea.

Seethe jealous faggot

Unironically love getting one of these tubs.
>lawn & garden

>he used a can opener
You didn't make the meal

Amogus

kek

What would cooked cancer taste like?

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What was going through his head at the moment?

fuck I lost

I'm going to shoot you. It's a stupid thing blacks do, sure, not fucking using literal dish soap. It's usually lemon juice and/or vinegar to was chicken (third world scare mentality and actual third world history of how meat is prepared). We don't have to do it, I won't bother doing it, but for some it's just habit. Others? Literally "ermm but I'm not white, sooo yikes... don't wanna be a coon here"

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what do cheese puffs taste like? we don't have them over here I think

there's a croatian dish/susages made off mince meat it's super tasty looking like yo picture homes

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It's fucking diabolical, isn't it?

Richfags eat the same cheap garbage that poorfags eat because they don't like to waste money.

It's only middleclassfags that eat expensive food.

>He thinks rich people have actual money

They're rich because of their assets, they don't have lots of liquid money unless they're an oil Barron or some shit. They buy everything off credit and debt

Don't have that much against rich people in general but I hate Yachts. They all look the same.
Couldn't they at least make something distinct or soulful with all the millions they pay for them?

MAMMA MIA!

i dont know but im hard as fuck about it

lol
lmao even

>offtopic garbage about to be archived
We should have started a cunny thread

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I'm italian.

p.s. american italian shit has n o t h i n g to do with the real stuff

Please post more Viheraho
youtu.be/84IcUKljjdQ

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>no black raspberry ice cream
it's shit

Deos ol' Gord ever make a prison burrito?

Lol I'm sure anyone posting on Yea Forums is a billionaire.

You've never made a crumb crust have you? It's cookie/cracker crumbs and butter, packed in a tin. The oreo filling serves about the same role, which is why the butter quantity is low.

It's a bog standard chocolate no-bake, with perfectly serviceable ingredients. Don't make me defend meme cooking, Blast it for the waste of sesame seeds, disgusting aesthetics and fucking torching your knife

Fuck you got me. Pretty clever

looks disgusting

>like and subscribe

This honestly looks fine. It's just a fruit salad but with a cool twist.
Would eat.

now this is something I can get behind

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>your paint and fries, sir

this made me laugh if you're British...are you exporting fish n chips?

You can actually watch him say its shit lmao

This is why I can't condone people saying things like "women belong in the kitchen"
Women don't even belong there.

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>physics engine can glitch out

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And you could've posted something that isn't gay furry faggot shit.
Yet here we are.

why didn't he just hold his breath

>cooking on a weekday
Fuck that. Meal prep til death.

Cool a /ck/ thread

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>LOATHSOME

am some what poo i do this some times but i do it with chicken nuggets and spice them and cut them and add them to stir fried noodles

I know, it's much better over here. I feel sorry that you guys can't even get a decent pizza over there.

That's actually an interesting question. Probably just fat?
>mfw cancer cows become the next bougie trend

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I like when it's freshly cooked and it only takes like 15 minutes of effort to make.

HOW??

what type of food is that?

cooked ur mom's cheeks

the top burger is still like twice as big, compare his hands to the bottom one, then to the top

lol this is the straight up worst food photo ive ever seen
why would you take it from such a retarded angle
like the plate is a landscape or im a midget that can barely see over the table
not to mention the fucking flash and retarded dof blurring everything but the meat
if you took this photo you gotta smash your phones camera lens with a hammer so nobody has to see some shit like this again

Tons and tons of coating, also wrapped in foil while smoking. Keeps all the juices inside but lets the long cooking process break down all of the fats. Brisket is like 40% fat, which is why it's so popular in texas/southern bbq in general, that's pretty standard
Try putting a pork tenderloin in the slow cooker, give it something like 8 hours in sauce and it's basically falling apart like that when you check on it.

you mean your oil with fat on top with 99999 toppings and pineapple?

he's chinese 5 year olds make nikie shoes man

Anything is better than your burnt flavorless crust with leaves as toppings.

what the fuck are these coffee flavor, do you squeeze "pumpkin spice" sauce in it ? disgusting sugar addicted retards

cook it for an absurd amount of hours
ate meat that cooked for 12 hours and it was flowing down my throat like water

8A$

>ultimate guide to grilled cheese

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>It's a stupid thing blacks do, sure, not fucking using literal dish soap
You're right, I have seen them use bleach/Clorox instead

MOTHER
FUCKER

the oil actually just spills on the fire, fire gas stoves are literally nigger tier

based pot enjoyer knew what was up

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What am I not seeing?

all of this is god tier, but I'm currently skipping a meal because I had random slop this morning

lul it must feel to have no clue

I treat myself to something freshly cooked on weekends since I'll be cooking 2 hours straight when making a week's worth of food anyway. Usually beef or offal, pan fried because I'm bulking.

>egg misses the plate
Oh lordy I wasn't ready to kek like this.

I know right? Stupid italians

Peanut butter cookie
White mocca coffee
>no mint ice cream
coffee it is then

Rich people don't go to these places, these places are frequented by social media consoomers who go there to post about their experience on social media for upvotes.