Ask a schizophrenic anything

How long is your penis?

>How long is your penis?
Just a tad under six inches.

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what's your current living situation?

>what's your current living situation?
Kind of shitty. I live by myself in the middle of nowhere in a house that's basically falling apart. I'm planning on selling this place and moving back in with my mom for a little while to get some shit sorted out.

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assuming your the same guy when did you start making these threads and why?

thoughts on crypto?

>assuming your the same guy
Most likely is me.
>when did you start making these threads
Back in 2015, if I remember correctly.
>and why?
I'm not exactly sure, I was bored and wanted to pass the time. I occasionally pop back up whenever I feel something pulling me, it's almost like someone is calling me.
>thoughts on crypto?
It's a nice way to make some extra money if you know how to read markets.

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burn

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Oh shit man good to see you're still making threads, how you doing?

Do you hear voices, and do they ever provide useful information/advice?

>burn
Ow hot.
>how you doing?
Not bad, a little sick lately, so I've been sleeping a lot and at weird hours. But other than it's not bad. How about you, user?
>Do you hear voice
Yes, I do.
>do they ever provide useful information/advice?
Occasionally, yeah but it's sort of rare. They seem to have, for lack of a better term, insights into things that I myself posses no conscious knowledge of.

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is this the real schizobro? haven't heard from you in a long while
man, whenever I come across these threads I always feel pressured to ask you some significant question about my life but I'm always drawing a blank
anyway, how are you doing these days

When you say schizophrenic do you mean actual schizophrenia as in fear of being followed and so on or do you mean some self diagnosed did bullshit?
Basically, what symptoms do you experience?

How the fuck did >875847702
reply to 3 minutes before that post was made..? Wtf is that shit?

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It's just guessing numbers, faggot

But its not just a guess, its linked retard

>is this the real schizobro?
I think so?
>haven't heard from you in a long while
Yeah, it's been a little while since I made some threads. I posted a little bit about a month ago, but it was just for a few days.
>I always feel pressured to ask you some significant question about my life but I'm always drawing a blank
It's probably because you're trying too hard. Just let it flow out, unconstrict your mind and allow it to be like a river flowing freely.
>anyway, how are you doing these days
Ups and downs, as usual. Been alright lately, though. How's life been treating you?
>do you mean actual schizophrenia
Yes. Actual schizophrenia. I almost always feel like I'm being followed somehow or another. I've believed my friends were out to kill me, and the police were hunting me down to also kill me.
>Basically, what symptoms do you experience?
Hallucinations, both auditory and visual, paranoia, delusional/magical thinking, incoherent thought patterns and speech patterns.
>How the fuck
He has the power.

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trips get

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Ya blew it

A for effort, user.

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yeah i fucked that up

get ready for the quads coming up though

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>life lately
last we talked I was trying to land myself a state-sponsored psychologist to help me with my moods
after a few online sessions she concluded that I do not suffer from anything diagnosable like depression or whatever and that my main issue was that I am a coward who is too afraid of failure to ever try accomplishing anything or building a relationship (duh, so glad I did not have to pay to be told the sky is blue)

I also got accepted into this full-time MA programme on english literature which began last fall
boring stuff mostly but it gives me something to do
and like everything I apply for it is state-sponsored so I at least don't have to sell my kidneys to attend it

do you see this shit, schizobro-chan?
that was my original post
I feel like I'm being watched
won't be long before I start making threads like these

all jokes aside though, I have been getting hardcore deja-vus lately, all the fucking time
you ever get those? they fuck me up man

>glad I did not have to pay to be told the sky is blue
Hey, at least it's not something bad. Working past your own fears is fairly easy to do.
>do you see this shit, schizobro-chan?
It was pretty lucky. Either that, or he's working for the CIA and he knew you'd post at exactly that time.
>you ever get those?
Yeah, I get deja vu's a LOT. I've been getting them more recently, it's almost like something is trying to communicate with me.

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I was just using this thread to try to trips get, but dude, that is nothing that an actual psychiatrist would say to a person. if what you're taking from therapy is that you're a coward, you need to find a better therapist. no legit therapy session will end with you feeling more down.

you remind me of my friend who was an MFA and now has many published poems and a novel. the talking down about yourself is so similar.

I myself have a degree in writing where I studied mostly poetry. Here's a poem i wrote in therapy.

If you want to talk hit me up on discord samesies#8848

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>fairly easy
heh, no comment
>cia
nah, just someone who replied to the number of a future post and was lucky enough to have it occur in the same thread
at least I think
>more recently
yeah same
I suppose it is at least partly due to the fact that I always repeat the same routines and never try doing anything new but it is fucking wild man

As long as the number turns out to be right, it'll automatically be linked, moron

replying to myself lol. Feedback loop.

damn off by 1!

>trips get
almost got quads on my first, apparently haunted, post
the pain when I noticed
>feeling more down
nah, I didn't feel down
she kind of confirmed what I already believed/suspected
maybe I led her to that conclusion myself to prevent her from identifying other more major issues, who knows
she wasn't very good though, that is true
just what you get when you are shopping for free shit
>talking down
It is more of a defense mechanism to prevent others from criticizing me on the points that I am actually vulnerable about
could be also that I am fishing for compliments
I actually have a fairly inflated ego
btw, what is an MFA?
>hit me up
thanks man, I might
always wanted to be a writer but writers write about what they know and my life experiences are sadly very common and rather limited

>heh, no comment
All it takes is the willpower to put yourself in the situations you're afraid of.
>and never try doing anything new
You should try and do some new things, I'm sure it would do you a lot of good to get outside of your comfort zone.

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yeah, you sound just like him.

an MFA is a Masters in Fine Art

>but writers write about what they know and my life experiences are sadly very common and rather limited

then they're relatable. what matters is how you tell about them.

here user i brought you your pills

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Hey I'm curious; I know you hear things sometimes, but do you also see things too?

>here user i brought you your pills
Thanks, user. I was wondering where I left those. :3
>but do you also see things too?
Yeah, I also see things. They're not as frequent as they used to be, but it still happens.

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>how you tell them
oh for sure but while I respect the craft behind that ability I have no interest in adding to the noise with my own "special" crap
>MFA
sure are a lot of those motherfuckers running around
before long I'll be one myself I reckon
man, nothing means anything anymore
I'll probably shoot for a phd right after this shit I'm doing right now just because I have nothing to do in my life and one of the professors kinda likes me

What does it all mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecujf0jCZXQ

>They're not as frequent as they used to be, but it still happens.
Good to hear that it doesn't happen as often. When did you start having schizophrenia symptoms?

>What does it all mean?
Something. It means something, user.
>When did you start having schizophrenia symptoms?
I think I've had them my whole life, honestly. I used to have visual hallucinations when I was much younger, among some other things. But they became really noticeable when I was around 18.

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>But they became really noticeable when I was around 18.
That answers the next question I was about to ask. So instead why Shinobi?

Hi OP I got schizophrenia too, it started in 2015 when I imagined i was in my doctors office and I imaganed he said I'm getting a stress test to give too others.

I then imagined I got a letter from the NSW state government offering me some comp money for a state stuff up that left me in an abusive situation.

I then imagined a Skype call I got from a gamer cop who was only pretending to be my friend who gavee some puzzling information to memorise and info on a gamer cop demo and state demo.

I then imagined another Skype call in early 2016 from another person I thought was a friend but who also turned out to be a gamer cop and I hallucinated that he read me a letter from a doctor with a puzzle, suggestions and stuff that confused me.

Over the next few years I started too hallucinate believing I got a display hack from the state on my PC and phone , I hallucinated that I was given pre known information about what's coming up in overwatch, info on future mass shootings, pandemic info, Donald Trump info and even stuff Hillary would do if she won.

In what I hallucinated Yea Forums was behind what was read to me, and I started too hallucinate imagine you hear and imagine you see and imagine you feel suggestions along with boring medical info about autism, audio processing disorders d DID stuff, I imagined I was tortured by these "suggestions" which were just words I hallucinated that I memorised.

It lasted a few years starting 2015 and I'm just coming out of the psychotic episode now.

During the psychotic episode I complained too doctors, health ministers and the ombudsman about an the imaginary "stress test" I hallucinated.

It was really weird, I've never had schizophrenia before. I don't take meds for it though because it seems like a harmless distraction that was annoying sometimes but funny most of the time.

Do psychotic episodes last a few years? Have you ever imagined a stress test and a state demo?

Was weird as fuck.

I was smoking weed at the time so I think it was weed induced schizophrenia I'm cured now though cause it stopped.

there's no such thing as weed induced schitzophrenia.

Oh maybe its bipolar then cause I am bisexual and I like Poland

Would you have sex with this child?

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No, I'm not a cop