It has now been three months since the largest volcanic eruption ever recorded

10/10 sure, you're American.

I just want to see if OP is actually going somewhere with this

Where is this Dick Island?

Ok, but where are you going with this? Starlink was being used to get them communications weeks ago.

Bullshit.
(a) It was very, very far from "the largest volcanic eruption ever recorded".
(b) There has been plenty of cell phone footage of it from the ground, as well as cell phone footage of the tsunami.
(c) There have been plenty of news stories.
(d) Australia, New Zealand and even the UK have sent disaster relief.

It's over. They are recovering.

Yep, though not usually this disconnected from world events. Kind of nice though tbh, very cozy.

The plume seen from space was absolutely massive
Had the eruption been in Europe it would have been large enough to cover the entire country of France
Zero on the ground footage of this event has ever been posted

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This
Krakatoa was worse by a long shot, and even with the age of the internet, the reason it hasn't been covered as much is due to the world shitting its pants over Russia doing what it did with Georgia over a decade ago.

Fucking show their sources then, faggot.

Fake and gay. "Tonga" is a Hollywood set. The people you see are crisis actors. The footage is CGI. The whole thing is just another sinister Jewish Deep State conspiracy. That's why you don't hear about this any more.

Simply not true, There is cell phone footage of the shockwave, plume, and tsunami all from Tonga.

Pretty sure some of it was even posted right here on Yea Forums.

It was a big eruption, no doubt, but nothing like the biggest. As an example off the top of my head, the Pinatubo eruption was much larger.

Ok, but who cares?

I hope an overwhelming majority of them are dead if this happened.
Thank you.

>There has been plenty of cell phone footage of it from the ground
>There is cell phone footage of the shockwave, plume, and tsunami all from Tonga.
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Go Google it. Find it on Youtube.

Shockingly, Yea Forums is not the definitive fount of all video wisdom.

Op made this thread to have people search up stuff for him though. He doesn't want to do his own leg work.

They're not killing fake whites so they don't get relief

Last transmission from Tonga to Yea Forums
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/356582765/
>Everything is destroyed in Tonga. I am writing this at 5:38 and don't know at which time it will get uploaded, that is if the station I am located at can even get any signal. Lots of people are dead, houses destroyed and everything underwater. I am a radio operator and have a high frequency transceiver and a battery in my backpack. The high ground where I am hiding at, very close to the station has a repeater and it seems to be working because it is responding with morse code. I am broadcasting in hopes of someone getting the signal but no answer for the moment. I will switch to using more than 5V to reach beyond the island without the repeater but will do it once every 30 minutes to avoid emptying my battery. Limited food and water because the radio takes up space in my backpack. Will fast. 73.

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>covered islands in burning hot volcanic ash
>trees are still green
"Photo taken in February"
February of what year?

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This entire island was blasted into space

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400,000 lightning strikes
No on the ground video
None

Attached: 400000 lightning strikes.webm (900x410, 1.25M)

Fake.
The entire thing was nuked as a warning from China.
Check out solomons deal they just did with China. They don't want to be next.

>bbc threads are an inside job

Looks at this two faggatos, this legit happened and was 0 news about it and 0 fotage of the island after the explosion, compare this shit with la palma with tons of videos about it and tell me that is not strange.

Just imagine being there
>A blast wave visible from space traveling at the speed of sound hits you as 50 lightning bolts a second rain down on your head
>But that's not a problem
>It's not even really noteworthy
>I don't think I'll even bother to pull out my phone and record a minute or two of this happening
>Kinda boring really, I'm pretty sure no one else would be interested in seeing this either

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try harder shill

I think op means recorded as in we actually saw it happen on video, not just heard about it from others.

>blast wave visible from space
Too big to post on Yea Forums, but here's the link to an archived version
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Nobody cares, niggers. There is a war going on.
SLAVA UKRAINA!

They'd die lol what do you expect them to magically dodge hundreds of thousands of lightning bolts?

Okay, well I guess you guys can go back to jacking off to gay porn now
Glad you enjoyed my thread

Gtfo, fag. Yea Forums is for botters and propagandists.
You aren't welcome, tranny.

In that situation recording for some anonymous faggots I'll never meet would be last on my list of priorities. Getting to safety, surviving and trying to help my near and dear get through a localised doomsday would be a slightly more pressing concern

>secret world government: to finish Q1 preparation, let's blow up a Tonga vulcano island where nothing lives somewhere in Oceania where it doesn't matter

why tho? Did the king of Tonga sleep with Melinda Gates or what's to gain here?

Imagine all the material we could have had for rekt threads if these assholes weren't so selfish with their lives.

Tonga tongues my anus

Sodomy is banned in based Kingdom of Tonga

/thread

I'm more worried about the island of Ligma

There was only 100,000 people even living in Tonga
That's 4 lightning strikes per person
youtube.com/watch?v=6dx7gOgDMCg

I typed Tonga into Youtube and got a 24 minute video compilation of people recording the plume or the explosion or the storm you fucking mongoloid

>it's on youtube
>trust me bro

This is what gets me, they had no time to evac, no place to hide. That entire area was wiped off the earth. Not a single standing building left. Only a couple dead? MY ASS.

the only video I find is from the smaller eruption the day before
theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/17/tonga-volcano-a-visual-guide-to-the-eruption-and-its-aftermath
there is no video of The Big Fucking Eruption™ anywhere, three months later

These fucking spastics get all their "info" from DuckDuckGo and Yea Forums and wonder why their frontal lobe is dysfunctional

Not a single security camera footage. No webcams, no ring doorbell footage. Nothing. Couple videos from the day before the big blast when a moderate eruption happened. The big boom? Basically nothing. No tsunami video. Not a SINGLE video of ANY wave hitting tonga.

ITT: People have nothing better to do than 'troll' people on an event that can be Googled in 10 seconds.

An uninhabited island that was half underwater 2 hours before the eruption, in the middle of the fucking ocean, blows up and nobody was around to predict it or film it? fucking amazing, gotta be a conspiracy

You realise Tonga is made up of 169 islands, right? The one where the eruption was, Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai, has a native population of hey wow... ZERO and is 40 miles away from the main island where most Tongans live.

"Hey I don't understand this thing so must be NASA Jew Illuminati Pizza Basement conspiracy" ...or maybe, just maybe, you're just an uneducated retard.

I've seen down syndrome kids do better research. This is for you, Bigbrain.

youtube.com/watch?v=dUGBtp7jHKc

what are the odds you're also a racist who doesn't give a fuck if the Tongan people live or die? also, what's the source of your pic? looks like a tabloid headline 100 percent.