Femanon Q&A thread!

Wtf? Lol against the grain? A vagina isn't a steak lol

Well they're the niggers of white people so I understand

>This is a very autistic question
not him, but now i'm curious to know as well, i didn't even think about that before reading it

That was a pretty long and honest response, thank you
I hope your husband or whatever figured that out and you be happy and stuff

You know the rules

tits×tamp

probably a britbong colloquialism you aren't familiar with i should have said not synchronised

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>20 seconds in
>mindless rambling
>nothing of substance

ye its a female

>I have daddy issues: the post

How many days has it been without Jewish trickery?

damn, manlet dad managed to have a son taller than him and the mom

Tits or gtfo

You have nothing of value. I already know your story.
>whore/roastie post hit the wall
>bored
>depressed
>worthless life
>now doing this thread to get a little of attention to your boring life to raise your self esteem
>if you have a family, you don't really care about your husband or babies
>narcissistic
You are a glorified cum socket. Waaay past your prime. Just post your tits instead of pretending you have some value, YOU DON'T. That's why you are here talking with strangers instead of doing something else.

It's not a question that could really be answered lol

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based

yeah but i suspect show her ass eldest daughter is taller than all of them welcome to my world yank

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thoughts on the shouldn't share threads

when i fuck girls from behind why are their buttholes stinky?

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well words can be hard sometimes especially if you're not the "type" to be all romantic and shit, if you know what I mean

You know the rules
tits×tamp
She hasn't ever show tits on here ever that i know of user but pretty sure she has a vagoo

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I have ADD so it's a double whammy of ramblings lol

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Does mistakes happen with the clit, urethra and vag so close together, ever have some one accidentally tongue your urethra or something like that?

Oh look it's my biggest fan
You sit on here all day waiting for me don't you?

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Yea I get it. Or at least I try to understand my husband the best I can lol

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>you are a worthless hole
>OMG that's literally me!
Kek, that was a random description of a worthless woman. Did it hit too close to home?

Nah you just always say the exact same thing so I know it's you silly. Youre like a parrot. You repeat the same stuff over and over. Did you think you were being unique this time dear?

I will join in answering questions but I am khhv so I dont have answers for sex questions

legit question here is it because they were nervous or maybe didnt care to shower? what are your preparations if you *think* it might get intimate? ever have it spontaneously happen to you and think oh no I didnt prepare?

Thanks for the reply, being a guy the whole urethra area is very sensitive so was wondering how that worked.

Why do you come here? Why do you answer using vocaroo instead of just typing an answer? Are you looking for validation? Also, tits or gtfo

What kinds of porn do you think your husband watches?

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Will you sit on my face?

I work from home and I am in IT for the IRS so yeah i know i smell.
Good point on the armpit though.

hey you married him for what he is, not for hat you can make out of him, cut the guy some slack

You're probably not the right one to ask this but I know that my girl loves getting pounded by me. Thing is, although I generally have no premature ejaculation as I can keep fucking for basically as long as I want, when I pound her and see and hear her satisfaction, I just HAVE to cum. So it's not really a problem when I'm going at my pace but when I consistently do that porn-type pounding, I cum too quickly. Any way to solve that?

now I wanna lick your armpit

What's your opinion the the whole Tits vs Ass vs Feet debate?

stinky buhhole

What do you think about the situation with Anna? I remember she used to do these threads often and always spoke well of you. If you don’t know (she posts during euro hours mostly) she has feelings for her son and told him. Apparently that’s common in cases like hers and I hope she does whatever makes her happy. Also her son’s a cutie, but I’m a faggot.

>burps mid vocaroo
>constantly cursing instead of using descriptive language
>"girls who share nudes are whores and deserve to be posted here"

how often have you found yourself in a dumpster because people were unable to distinguish you from trash

So, it's not the first time people say this to you... did someone IRL also tell you something like this?
Narcissistic women are self centered, which is the main point of your thread
>ask ME anything
Besides, modern women are all the same. You can post this to every 23-35 yo women and most of them will feel identified.
I have no idea of who you are or why you are here, I just want tits and a timestamp. At least give some proof that you are a woman.

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>voca.ro/1nQ2j8zZT24R
>4.5min

nigga i aint listenin to that

Well considering it's surrounded by the bell end it is pretty sensitive lol. Maybe it's not as sensitive for circumcised men.

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where do i lick

Will you sit on my face and will you peg me missionary while looking into my eyes? Also will you force lactation and breastfeed me? Also will you grow your bush and pit hair and let me smell you after you exercise? Vacaroo please

op here -
yes .

amen

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Do a 15 sec vocaroo farting and saying with a scottish accent "oh no, haggis made me soil myself again"
Try to make the farts sound wet. I dunno, add some lube or cream to your asshole before recording. You don't really need to shit yourself, only make it sound like you do.
Not something sexual, I promise.

No thanks

Just know that any dark moist place on your body will probably smell and buttholes ain't no different

Oh I'm not hard on him at all lol

Ew

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Why dont schools show this in the textbooks for health class? They had 3 views of a penis: Side on, frontal, and internal diagram, but only had a side internal diagram of a vagina that confused me. I thought females had a simple hole for the first few years of my puberty. Why would they do this?

Ok, fine. So how big is big enough? What about girth?

Hi there, its my birthday got a gift for me?

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yeah sorry about that kid it dates back to us sticking all our religious nutters on ships and sending them over the Atlantic

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So anal over foot massage?

this tranny again…

Never :)

Oh you're playing the whole "im a new person" thing?
Lol cool

Also I'm literally speaking on vocaroo. There's proof.

Ok then don't lol I don't care

Ew

Lmfao wtf man

Great question and I honestly don't know why!

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Uh no but happy birthday!

Uh no foot massages are nice. It's just that whole toe sucking foot worshipping shit that's weird

But I'm not a tranny user. Stop pushing your gay fantasies on to me