You got any funny jokes?
You got any funny jokes?
Nathaniel Lewis
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Jayden Morales
oh yea, I do, for sure. So many....
>*chuckles to himself softly*
>*shakes head*
so.... many...
>*sits there, staring at you*
Angel Lewis
Chase Ward
... what?.... don't you know any good ones?
Blake Roberts
OP is a faggot. Do (you) have any funny jokes if you open a thread like that?
Jacob Howard
LOL OK!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!11111oneone
Owen Lopez
Knock knock
Aiden Scott
w-what a g-g-great audience
James Jenkins
dad says to his son 'timmy if you keep masturbating youre gonna go blind!'
kid says, 'Im over here dad.'
Anthony Watson
who's there?
Gavin Young
yeah my life
Jace James
Your dad
Kevin Lewis
Kek lost
Eli Stewart
Unfunny Morshu Putin Meme I made
William Kelly
REALLY?!? OMG I MISSED YOU YOU MUCH
Daniel Young
Just kidding youre a nigger
Jackson Morgan
That loser here is a complete joke
Kevin Carter
bear and rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
bear asks the rabbit, "do you mind a caked up asshole after shitting."
rabbit goes, 'no, not really."
so the bear wipes his ass with him.
Jaxon Torres
Knock knock!
Ayden Johnson
Fuckin lost
Liam Smith
Who there?
Noah Gomez
Wanda Smellmop.
Owen Sullivan
Wanda Smellmop who?
Charles Martinez
Nah, I‘m not into scat.
Elijah Jenkins
I walked right into that. Damn that was good
Jaxson Wilson
(((b)))wc
Adam Gutierrez
a cuck and a /pol/tard are on a boat
nobody falls
they are the same person
Henry Ross
Lost. Hilarious.
Robert King
James Ortiz
Supreme leader Kim always has the best jokes.
Grayson Baker
kek
Daniel Edwards
He‘s in this thread kek
Henry Martin
No, I don't.
Jacob James
>little Johnny and his grandpa go fishing
>Grandpa opens a beer
>Little Johnny says grandpa let me have a beer
>Grandpa says can your dick reach around and touch you butthole?
>Little Johnny say no
>Grandpa says then you aren't old enough for a beer
>A little while later Johnny pulls out a bag of cookies
>Grandpa asks little Johnny for a cookie
>Little Johnny asks if grandpa's dick can reach around and touch his butthole
>Grandpa says yes it can
>To which little Johnny replies well then go fuck yourself because grandma made these for me
Andrew Perez
Lolololol
Nathaniel White
You must be the joke then faggo
Benjamin Campbell
kek
Ryder Cook
What did the native American girl say when she lost her virginity?
>Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
Lucas Barnes
A GUY IS WALKING ON THE BEACH WHEN HE SEES A GIRL WITH NO LEGS AND NO ARMS SITTING THERE CRYING. HE ASKS "WHY ARE YOU CRYING SWEETHEART?" SHE SAYS "CAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED MY WHOLE LIFE." SO THE GUY GIVES HER A KISS BUT SHE KEEPS CRYING. THE GUY ASKS "WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW?" SHE SAYS "BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCKED MY WHOLE LIFE" SO THE GUY PICKS HER UP, THROWS HER IN THE OCEAN AND SAYS "YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
Austin Peterson
Kek
Lost
Henry Peterson
My fucking ribs
Sebastian Flores
Christopher Ortiz
kek best one so far.
I instantly read it with his voice. That dude truly is a treasure.
James Moore
What did spongebob say when he Pirates his first software? Nothing he died
Xavier Peterson
BB King's wife wanted to surprise him for his birthday, so while he was on the road she got his named tattooed on her ass - a B on each cheek.
When he got home, she greeted him at the door in a skimpy little negligee, turned around, lifted it, and yelled, "Surprise!".
BB looked at it for a sec, then said, "Bitch, who the fuck is Bob?!".
Wyatt Bennett
Kek
Robert Cooper
Stevie Wonder walks into a bar.
And a stool. And a table.
Andrew Davis
How does a nigger mom know shes preggo?
All the cotton is picked off her tampon.
Zachary Morales
Jason Howard
>You got any funny jokes?
Your mom is a slut for cock and cum.
Benjamin Green
kek
Juan Walker
I don‘t get it.
Ayden Harris
*laughs in ancient sumerian*
Oliver Gonzalez
Adrian Brown
A man comes home to his wife and says "Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!" She says "What should I pack?" He says "I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"
Luke Mitchell
Yeah that one about my head
Samuel Walker
what's the difference between a boomerang and a black dad? a boomerang comes back
Nolan Harris
He says I don't know if my wife has TB or VD. The doctor says Chase her around the bed. If she coughs, fuck her.
Jayden Reed
Knock knock!
Julian Cook
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
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Neither has he!
Jonathan Taylor
a skeleton walks into a bar. he orders a beer, and a mop.
Caleb Brown
OP your face is funny enough
Julian Thomas
Ray Charles meets Stevie Wonder, they talk about their life, then Stevie says "it's just too bad we're both blind".
Ray answers "Could be worse, we could have been black"
Austin Parker
Stevie Wonder and Beethoven give a concert.
Stevie asks:“Hey Beethoven, are people dancing and enjoying the music?“
Beethoven:“Wtf are we playing already?“
Brandon Kelly
2 Black guys walking down the street
1 has a dollar and the other has 98 cents
They come across a sign that says whitewashing 99 cents
They see another black guy go in and then come out a few minutes later white and looking like a chad
The black guy with a dollar says to the other black guy "I'll go in first and when I am done I will have a penny left and come out and give it to you and then you can go in"
Black guy with the dollar goes in and a few minutes later comes out looking like a gorgeous white chad.
The other black guy says "Awesome man!! You look amazing!! Give me that penny and I'll go in now"
The first black guy looks down at him and says:
"Get a job Nigger!" and walks away.