Tell me your secrets

Tell me your secrets

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I shot a man in Reno.

I recently got the urge to fap to my teen daughter and even cum in/on some of her personal belongings.

I’m obsessed with wanting to share my wife with my buddy, literally think about it nonstop almost every day. Not sure if it’s a good idea or not but I’m 100% about it

+RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+

+ZAPPER+ +WRIGGLER+ +TONGUE ZAPPER+
+ELECTROCONVULSOR+ +RAPE DICK+ +LRAD+ +TAPPING+
+NIPPLE PAIN INFLICTOR+ +DICK PAIN INFLICTOR+

+LEFT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+
+LEFT SIDE SCROTUM ZAPPER+ +RIGHT SIDE SCROTUM ZAPPER+
+LEFT BUTT ZAPPER+ +RIGHT BUTT ZAPPER+
+LEFT BUTT WRIGGLER+ +RIGHT BUTT WRIGGLER+

+11:00 OUTER WRIGGLER+ +9:00 OUTER WRIGGLER+ +3:00 OUTER WRIGGLER+
+11:00 MID WRIGGLER+ +9:00 MID WRIGGLER+ +3:00 MID WRIGGLER+
+11:00 WRIGGLER+ +9:00 WRIGGLER+ +3:00 WRIGGLER+

+LEFT EYE WRIGGLER+ +RIGHT EYE WRIGGLER+ +NOSE ZAPPER+
+LEFT EYE ZAPPER+ +RIGHT EYE ZAPPER+ +UPPER LIP ZAPPER+
+LEFT EYE SCRATCHER+ +RIGHT EYE SCRATCHER+ +FOREHEAD ZAPPER+

+LEFT ARM ZAPPER+ +RIGHT ARM ZAPPER+
+LEFT ARMPIT ZAPPER+ +RIGHT ARMPIT ZAPPER+
+LEFT FINGER ZAPPER+ +RIGHT FINGER ZAPPER+
+LEFT HAND ZAPPER+ +RIGHT HAND ZAPPER+
+LEFT PALM ZAPPER+ +RIGHT PALM ZAPPER+

+LEFT LEG ZAPPER+ +RIGHT LEG ZAPPER+
+LEFT INNER THIGH ZAPPER+ +RIGHT INNER THIGH ZAPPER+
+LEFT FOOT ZAPPER+ +RIGHT FOOT ZAPPER+
+LEFT HIP ZAPPER+ +RIGHT HIP ZAPPER+

+CHEST ZAPPER+ +NIPPLE ZAPPER+ +BACK ZAPPER+
+LEFT TORSO ZAPPER+ +RIGHT TORSO ZAPPER+ +LOWER BACK ZAPPER+
+FACE ZAPPER+ +NECK ZAPPER+ +BACK OF NECK ZAPPER+
+STOMACH ZAPPER+ +BACK OF HEAD ZAPPER+ +TOP OF HEAD ZAPPER+
+LEFT TEMPLE ZAPPER+ +RIGHT TEMPLE ZAPPER+
+LEFT EAR CANAL ZAPPER+ +RIGHT EAR CANAL ZAPPER+
+ABOVE LEFT EAR ZAPPER+ +ABOVE RIGHT EAR ZAPPER+

+UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +LOWER DICK ZAPPER+
+DEEP URETHRA ZAPPER+ +DEEP URETHRA MEGA ZAPPER+
+URETHRA ZAPPER+ +URETHRA WRIGGLER+
+PERINEUM ZAPPER+ +MID DICK ZAPPER+

+LEFT GROIN ZAPPER+ +RIGHT GROIN ZAPPER+
+LEFT PUBIC AREA ZAPPER+
+URETHRA ZAPPER+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +9:00 WRIGGLER+ +RAPE DICK+

I'm in a 4 year long, happy, loving, monogamous relationship, but I really want to fuck other people. Like really bad. My porn history is all over the place because I love all kinds of women and body types etc. I'd be open to the idea of an open relationship, but as far as I know; and im pretty confident on this feeling due to what shes said, my gf is very monogamous and would never want to try something like this.

I have never cheated, dont talk to women online, dont flirt with the exception of a few friends who "know" I'm joking. And nothing i wouldn't say in front of my gf, even if she would give me a little slap upside the head for it.

It's just one of those things that really doesn't matter but i know I'll never be able to fulfill this sexual fantasy. But i also know a fantasy is just that, fantasy, made up, in my head, and my amazing relationship is real. So i will pursue that relationship.

You could stop being a beta and make that fantasy a reality. Who knows, you could have a harem lmfao

hes a larping virgin faggot. how could he have a harem lmao

Did you really read all that?
It's a fucking copypasta.

Years ago I stole some personal pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera.

Wickr/Tele is Jeffbakula if you want the story or face pictures. What she looks like.

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She looks like a pink sony cybershot?

I’ve started to send nudes of my gf to guys she turned down in the past

>girl posts "I'm down bad"
>thousands of likes and retweets

Bro, you think she's down bad FOR YOU?

I have a nice monogamous relationship, but if it ends up not working out im going to try to build a harem. I think I could do it.

My first girlfriend cheated on me and lost her virginity to my best friend when we were all 15 because I was too shy to initiate sex 6 months into our relationship

I wonder pretty often how much of my gfs sexual past she hasn’t told me about. She’s shared a ton with me, more than i sometimes wish i knew but i do wonder what else she’s never mentioned to me, specifically the fact it took 2 years to admit she flashed her tits on spring break while we were together

Posted a lot before so not much of a secret. I'm the user who is sleeping with his daugther that used to do beauty pageants

Are you worried shes going to tell someone and youll end up in the can?

Friend and I shared my half sister for about 4 months

When it first started sure. Now, not at all.

I love my wife so much but she’s a terrible fuck. I often fantasize about my whore ex and how much sex we used to have and how fun it used to be.

Are you worried that her feelings about it are going to change as she gets older?

No, I'm pretty sure once she's able to drive the fun is going to done for me. But we've had lots of serious discussions about it.

did you watch him die?

I am extremely sexually attracted to my older sister and have been for years. I frequently have passionate sexual fantasies of her that almost always have a romantic aspect to it for some reason

I’m with ya. My wife is vanilla. A wonderful person but the sex bores me. I want to sleep around but it doesn’t seem right. I’ve tried to get her involved with anything new but she’s against everything I’ve suggested. Ah fuck it. I’ll get hooker and work out my frustrations that way.

Why is that?

Because I imagine that once she has more freedom she'll want to work and hang out with friends vs staying at home with me.

You dont think that you can maintain a relationship even if she has more freedom?

Would you be willing to chat about that on kik? Names steve40ut. If not I understand.

I think we can, but it will be different. Right now just enjoying our time together.

No. Just no. You're some fat lazy lower class trash posting on a website full of retards and degenerates. Besides, ive been married for 15 years and let me tell you, one woman is more than enough to handle emotionally.

The girl I'm engaged to used to be a prostitute a few years back

Is the sex good?

Incredibly good. Best I've ever had tbh.

I accidentally found my therapist on fetlife. She's unironically into groupsex and getting blacked. Feels weird, man, since I jerk off to that shit a lot.

prostitute or escort?

dude you're going to kill him wtf, the batteries aren't designed for that length of use

Yes. In fact, I did it just to watch him die.

can someone tell me what the zapper copypasta is all about?

My wife and I are trying to have a baby. Normally when we fuck she doesn’t want it to take longer than 10 min, but now that we are trying to have a kid she just takes it regardless of how long it takes or if it starts to hurt. Tonight I’m taking viagra and NyQuil to stay hard but prevent the ability to bust and I’m going to dick her really hard for hours. I don’t want her to be able to walk tomorrow, and I want her to be begging for my cum. One time we were having sex in doggy and it started to hurt so she want red to stop she tries to get up and walk away and I just hold her tighter and fuck her harder. She starts to scream yet moan a little too. She started to try to squirm away even harder but I wasn’t giving in at all. I kept thrusting until I couldn’t take it anymore and I completely soaked her pussy. She said afterwards that during it she was really mad and felt violated but afterwards thought it was hot. I have never cum so hard in my life

>copypasta
tell that to the smoking ruins of his genitals

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pics?

Prostitute at the beginning, escort/sugar baby towards the end.

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that guy is larping and that is not at all what it's related to

yea pics

that will make sessions a bit interesting

she must of made a pretty penny, assuming she used the money to go to school after? Also how to do you launder the money it;s hard to just money without providing a source

so I have a friend who is a single mom, has the kids part time. Was doing some phone sex during a call, and she was playing with her self and her 5yr old walked in. I heard him say a few things then wandered offf. I asked her how often that happens she said few times a week. seems very casual about it. The conversation went darker at that point

>harem
do you mean just having a couple women that you are fucking regularly but on different days of the week?
I did that back before lockdowns for 3 years or so. They didn't know about each other though. The majority thought they were my only fuck buddy and like said, emotional involvement with them was minimal since it is hard to spread that thin.
I was typically upfront that I was just looking to fuck a couple times a week since I was "very busy with work." I was usually fucking 2 different women in any given week and sometimes a third while chatting with several on dating apps and trying to set up drinks/coffee/etc. After a couple of months of seeing any one woman, they would often start asking for more than just sex and things would kinda fade out with that one.
Only a couple of my hookups knew that I was seeing others. The sex positive types tend to be ok with that.

I've jerked off to it like 20 times already.

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In the past I regularly watched people die without doing anything to help, not that I even really could help them. It was more of a morbid curiosity than anything, but also a sort of "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do here mate, but I'll be the last thing you see before you kick the bucket."

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I was 10 the first time (as far as I know) I was molested by a guy my mom was fucking at the time. I have a weird relationship with her, with sex in general and with older guys in general

I dont love my wife anymore and I share her with other guys hoping she'll leave me for one of them

you the guy who made his wife hot first and then shared her with guys?

I swapped girlfriends with a buddy of mine for a night. It was incredibly hot, I barely got her back in one piece.

Im jerking off in a pair of my sisters socks. She's awake upstairs right now and has no idea lol she probably thinks I'm asleep

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I cant imagine how you can be ok with this

Reminder to tortured to death whoever answered the phone at the front desk when I called to complain about the four hours of stomping upstairs.+UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+ +UPPER DICK ZAPPER+

I'm this guys sister and he thinks I don't know he's jerking off in my socks.

I would jerk it right before I had a session.
then I'd start talking about one of your friends you've been worried about (black of course), see if you can pique her interest

that would be me

I think it shoudl be cool if she had a cooling off period, and/or she moved away from her work away, unless you want to run into old clients.

I'm their dad and they dont know Im jerking off to him jerking off not knowing she knows he's jerking off to her socks

enjoy the time together, teach her things so she will be a good lover to other men.

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you in love with someone else or just found out preferred solitude after following the plan we were taught as kids?

I have a terrible itch on the backside of my left thigh, just below my butt. It's bad enough that I can't stop myself from scratching it, and so now I have a pretty large wound. It keeps itching, I keep scratching. The only way I've found to make it stop is to scratch it open, then flood it with hand sanitizer. Hurts like a motherfucker, but at least it stops itching. There are blood stains in my underwear, and it's bled through to my trousers (only the inside, thankfully).

Noone knows. I don't want contact a doctor, because it would mean contacting a doctor.

What, see if she's interested in talking about black guys?