Secrets thread

I stole a severed hand from a body at a car accident

You have to go back

>tell the whole story

The blow by blow details. Like if you went to the store and found out at the cashier you forgot your wallet you'd type it out like this.
>was hungry
>fridge was empty
>jumped into car and drove to the grocery store
>grabbed a microwave pizza
>line at the register was long as fuck
>finally my turn at the cashier
>realize I don't have my wallet on me
>left store in shame and still hungry

You don't have to do it like that. But I want the details of your encounter. Like how did the subject of the bf/friend get introduced. What do you mean by "pretty much raping" you?

Christ, the millionth sexual larp thread. Here's aome actual secrets.

>I'm married to a perfect wife but still in lovr eith my ex who was hands down the best fuck imaginable, with massive tits, but since I left her she got knocked up by two different dudes and I now see her as trash, and wish I never left her.
>My dad used to beat my mum a lot when I was younger. I never told anyone, but I despise him for it and as his dementia slowly slips in, I realise I just don't care. He'll be dead soon.
>I lost my virginity young, about 9. Always wondered how I knew what to do, until a few years back I found out her granddad was sent down for molesting her. Guess she learned from him and taught me.
>I used to steal so much money from college jobs. Working tills I would just ask if customers wanted a receipt. If they said no I'd just give them the change they needed, they'd shoplift the stutf unknowingly, and I'd add it all up and at the end of the day pocket whatever the till was up by.
>I'm currently finishing a distance learning MSc psychology course. Literally no one except my wife knows I'm doing it. I may pursue psychology as a career.
>I am a nice person to peoples faces and no one would suspect I am a sadist and during sex (open marriage) with random partners I choke, slap, beat and verbally abuse them. They always enjoy it. I make them confess things like them wanting to fuck dogs/family members. It's hilarious.

I’m sick of pathetic useless Mexicans who can’t figure out how to spend their money other than scratchers. Losers.

Actually post non sex larp secrets A+

Kinda shocked you never got caught stealing

My wife is a celeb and her nr 1 fetish is me cheating on her.. she bought me a small yatch just for me to fuck around

It would have been about 2003-2006, most tills weren't digitised and CCTV wasn't as prevalent, so pretty much the places I robbed just thought they had a high degree of shoplifters. I was smart, never took more than £100 from one place per week. But I was making £1200 a month before I even got paid which, as a 16-18 year old in my area, wasn't too bad.

During high school people used to hang out at my place and use my pc for stuff when they were over so I installed a keylogger and got a bunch of nudes/lewds from friends and family

I'm not actually gay I just never had sex because I'm ugly according to 100% of women

So was pretty horny and wanted to be submissive. Hopped on grindr and had a few convos. Guy sends pics..looks attractive and is into same kinks. We agree to meet at a coffee shop. Have small chit chat and end up following him back to his place. Walk in and sit on the couch. Couple mins later a guy comes down the steps says hi and leaves. Get a weird feeling cuz the guy said he would be alone. Says it's his roommate. We start fooling around and he puts me on my knees and I start blowing him. He reaches over and blindfolds me. Makes me say degrading things and a few slaps on the face. All things we discussed. He stands up and continues using my mouth and had me put my hands behind my back where he ties them. Then bends me over the couch and starts spanking me. It's super hot and I'm getting into it. He then ties my legs and ball gags me. Pushes me to the floor and then stops. Says he's taking pictures. Then I'm being propped up on the couch and another set of hands join in. I start freaking out. Trying to scream and say stop. They start to lube my ass and tell me to calm down.

I cum in my gfs bodywash and face wash. I have also started rubbing my cum into her toothbrush.

More

I got roofied by a gay guy I thought was a friend. I had no idea had a crush on me. I was in and out of consciousness but I know he took advantage of me. I woke up on my couch at home in the morning. Havent told anyone because I'm extremely embarrassed. I should have gone to the police because there was cum inside me, but again I dont want anyone to know.

Fap with it?

Professor user is out here educating the next generation, brings a tear to my eye

I am in the process of acquiring chemicals and weapons to make bombs so I can an hero and post results, maybe livestream. Just letting you faggots know, serious

I agreed to be quiet. They took turns using my mouth and ass. Making jokes and verbally abusing me. Slapping my face and ass. Said they were taking more pics and vids of me. It seemed like hours went by. They both came inside me. After they were done they carried me out to my car and drove across town. Replaced my restraints with tape and told me to wait 10 mins before I freed myself. I drove home sore and leaking cum. Hand handprints on my ass and face. Could barely sit down. I was completely embarrassed but also slightly turned on.

>he then ties my legs and ball gags me
>they take turns using my mouth and ass
>ball gag
>ball
>gag

Larp

Not much of a secret since I've posted before, but I started fucking my daughter a few years ago when she was doing beauty pageants. Wife and I finalized divorce a few months ago and daughter lives with me. We fuck almost nightly now.

I only fuck my wife in the asshole for the last 3 years.

I was at a resort on the weekend with my wife and a dance compilation was happening. long story short I sent my wife for a message and I took a cute little dance back to my room...

You must be a fuckin gook. You engrish no too good.

auto correct is a bitch haha

My dad died about a month ago and I am still trying to figure out where I should stand in my emotions. He was a larger guy who was working on getting back into shape. Over the course of the last 6 months his 55 year old ass lost 65lbs and had a bunch of goals he wanted to meet and exceed, constantly looking up equipment and routines he could do. /fit/ would be proud of him.

He passed when he was on the treadmill running. He did this thing where he would lay himself on the ground spread out when he was winded. It looked like he did that but didn't get back up from it. Autopsy showed he had an enlarged heart at about 200% normal size.

This isn't about me bashing him, I love that man to death. He was an amazing father. Didn't get everything right but he always tried. Noble and honorable.

No, this isn't bashing him. This is me confused as to how I should feel. I was there, I saw his body, I watched my mother clutch his corpse for 10 minutes sobbing uncontrollably. All I could do is stand there and crack shit jokes with the police standing down there in the basement. When I was going back upstairs I stopped by him and said to the police "You know, he always made jokes about how none of us could stand up to him unless he was on his deathbed." All I could do was smile and mutter 'Fuck you, dad. I'll see you across the bridge'.

I don't feel a thing right now. Haven't cried, haven't truly mourned. I saw his grave site a few days ago and left him one of my rings.

I just want to give this man the mourning he deserves. I feel like I don't deserve his memories or his love. I miss him a lot and I feel like a shit eldest son for how I am taking it so far.

TL;DR
>Dad died
>am sad
>cant cry or really mourn
>worry that I am not worthy to be his oldest son

Erin L. and Katie N. have both cheated on their husbands with me. So did Kim W., but her husband approved and watched.

Mom went to her friends house to get fucked last night and didn’t come back until 6am I spent the night jerking with her panties. I probably came ten times

test :itoddlers:

I lost my virginity around 18 with some older suicidal bitch (26) with daddy and family issue

I live in a small rathole apartment not far from school and use to fuck with her everyday when I get back from school , that bitch love to stay at my place to stay away from her family

I showed this to my wife and the next day she told me she wanted a divorce

youtube.com/watch?v=_QJbnw7w1xU

elaborate

I have an affair with my wifes sister and she wont let me fuck her pussy since I refuse to wear a condom so she just agrees to anal and giving head.

Pic is sister

Attached: Jj.jpg (720x1466, 248.68K)

What level?

Just dont tell her that, itll make her even more upset

My dad died two years ago and I know the feel. All we can do is keep walking

Get zipties and glue, mess with the shithead.

you cant morn because you are the oldest guy.
men show no real emotions, never

>fk this society

Does she ever dress up for the sex?

Got any horror stories about the beaut pageant scene?

please know that you're more than worthy to be his eldest son. Your father loved you like he needed air to breathe. Please never forget that in the actions you take, your father's words and influence is with you, user.

I had sex with Rosario Dawson like 10 years ago.

I shared a bunch of nudes online and it got traced back to me.

Crazy looking eyes, might just be the make up though

lol dumbass

> ex of 5 years broke up with me about 4 years ago
> pushed me in deep depression
> fell like ultra beta
> find new girl, though only a 5 while ex was a 8
> new job with huge income
> workout get quite fit
> life is good I should be happy but im not
> still mourn after that stupid ex

fk love, fk her and fk me for being such a beta faggot
why cant I be just happy?!
wtf is wrong with me
I just want to be happy again
FUCK

When I say it got traced to me I mean my online account on a social media site. Nothing touched me IRL but I had to nuke my online persona and abandon pretty much my entire normie online life.

I washed my hair for the first time in about three months.
I have these depressive phases where I persistently neglect myself.

This is the closest I've been in weeks to actually crying. I needed that, thank you

>Cant mourn
>Cant cry
>Cant show emotion
>Because man
>I am a dense faggot for this

Literally just got done saying that I feel like less of a son because of my inability to understand where I sit in my emotions

I had that with my girl from a long time ago. What got me over her was a random call one day asking her to tell me she doesn't love me anymore.

I imagine the circumstances don't quite work the same, but you gotta find that line to cross.

Pics of her? Whats her age? How did it start?

saddly I had that talk
sat down and spoke for hours how we grew appart
at least how she grow appart from me
made my heart explode

dunno why I cant get over it

it makes me firus because I should be happy. I have no fking reason to be in this state
god damn it

...
anyway, thanks for the shimmer of hope b/ro

furious*
I cant even spell, christ

She stopped doing the beauty pageant stuff. Got too taxing. It helped boost her confidence which was great.

Lot to say about beauty pageants. We found a good organization after much trial and error. They're all a racket though.

Define dress up? I mean she has certain outfits she wears when she's feeling particularly frisky, but her typical attire at home now are panties and a shirt or yoga pants

No. 15. Short version she was very flirtatious and one time I woke up and she was jilling off in the bed next to me and I just went for it.

>yoga pants
Why do women like Yoga pants so much?

Just gotta roll with it.

I know it aint much, but take stock of what you have and enjoy it while you can. You may miss her and the feels but she obviously coulnt see what she had. Always look up and build on yourself, the past is the past and it wont change.

I know it's hard and I know it sounds like disregard for your standing, but the best thing you can do is just move forward and forget about her. Your life is your story and you gotta write that shit.

Best of luck to you Yea Forumsro, god speed.

what's a normie inline life?

do you still have it?